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Who here has has sex on a beach

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yes but you won't notice till the mornin after, presumin your pissedsex in the sea during the day is a good option to, ''she can't swim'' should save you if you get clockedlol

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The drink is nice!
Never had you down as one that swollowed
Jamal. Kiss. My. Lovely. Brown. Arse!

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This thread reminded me of that pop tune called 'sex on the beach' .. who remembers?
All that comes to mind is s-club 7 singing reach for the star but 'sex on the beach' replaces it.

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This thread reminded me of that pop tune called 'sex on the beach' .. who remembers?
'Come on everybodddddddddy Sex.. On The Beach.'

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Guest Durrty Boi Part II
This thread reminded me of that pop tune called 'sex on the beach' .. who remembers?
i wanna have sex on the beachcome on everybodysex on the beach

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Guest FaZe
sex in a swimming pool at night is sick
not a good idea if ur drunk......

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This thread reminded me of that pop tune called 'sex on the beach' .. who remembers?
All that comes to mind is s-club 7 singing reach for the star but 'sex on the beach' replaces it.
lmfao

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How we gonna go out to eat, I thought you ain't swallow?
Oh sh*t, thats a lyrics. I cant remember what tune though.I swear its from a tune.

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It's not a good look.. the sand will get into your ladyfriend's special place, and it's just not a nice feeling for either of yaAnd Lord help you if you're wearin a rubber and sand gets into that. Chafeage.

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aint done it but id be extra carefull if the opertunity arose. llow gettin sand in ur foreskin and japs eye that would be bare f*cked

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this is my life long mission (after hav sex on a roof)hopefully il hav my own private beach to do this on

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this is my life long mission (after hav sex on a roof)hopefully il hav my own private beach to do this on
biggrin.gif nice to see the youth of today are aiming high

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My sexual ambition is to thrust in time to the drum on Blue Monday. It was previously the American Psycho thing (no not the cutting up prostitutes, the other thing) but I do that regularly these days.

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In the sea yes, on a beach never.I don't want sandy ladyparts.

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