Group G - Germany v USA & Portugal v Ghana

[Nidge Weasle]

usa will go through

[Drift]

Ghana’s most influential witch doctor has claimed he is responsible for the knee injury that is threatening to Cristiano Ronaldo’s participation at the World Cup.

 

Nana Kwaku Bonsam – whose name translates literally as “Devil of Wednesday” – predicted in February that the Real Madrid forward would be forced to miss this summer’s tournament in Brazil with injury. A statement from the Portuguese FA on Wednesday confirmed that Ronaldo is suffering from tendinosis in his left knee as well as nursing a muscle problem in his left thigh, which caused him to miss the 0-0 draw with Greece at the weekend.

 

Ghana are set to meet Portugal in their final match of Group G in Brasilia on 26 June and Bonsam claims to have conjured a special powder from his gods, mixed with several leaves and concoctions which have been placed around an image and caricature of the former Manchester United player.

 

“I know what Cristiano Ronaldo’s injury is about, I’m working on him,” Bonsam, who serves at the Kofioo Kofi shrine, said in an interview with the Kumasi-based Angel FM.

 

“I am very serious about it. Last week, I went around looking for four dogs and I got them to be used in manufacturing a special spirit called Kahwiri Kapam.

 

“I said it four months ago that I will work on Cristiano Ronaldo seriously and rule him out of the World up or at least prevent him from playing against Ghana and the best thing I can do is to keep him out though injury.

 

“This injury can never be cured by any medic, they can never see what is causing the injury because it is spiritual. Today, it is his knee, tomorrow it is his thigh, next day it is something else.”

 

 

[O Fenomeno]

Nah Cristiano needs to play

 

#GodFirst

[Nidge Weasle]

was gonna post that, dont know where the ghana threads gone, but im glad we've managed to get an upper hand so early on.

 

i reckon we can hold germany to a draw, beat portugal and lose to usa.

 

might be enough

[Benicio del Toney]

This is the original group of death right.

 

They all looking like death groups closer it gets.

[Drift]

was gonna post that, dont know where the ghana threads gone, but im glad we've managed to get an upper hand so early on.

 

i reckon we can hold germany to a draw, beat portugal and lose to usa.

 

might be enough

 

lose to usa?

[O Fenomeno]

It makes no sense

[Thizz]

Ain't this like the 3rd WC running Ghana and USA have had the same group?

[O Fenomeno]

06 e 14

2010 was a 2nd round match

[Lens]

USA won't get a point. Their midfield will lose it for them

 

Portugal 7 points (draw with Germany)

Germany 5 points (draws with Ghana and Portugal)

Ghana 4 points

USA 0

[The Infamous]

should be a good set of matches

 

yeah seems like Ghana and USA have played a bag of times

[Nidge Weasle]

I ll have a 20 quid bet with someone usa get threw the group

[Lens]

Paddy Power will give You £75 if You bet £20

[Nidge Weasle]

I aint asking paddy power

[Afroman]

Nothing group of death about that group. 

 

Germany Portugal going through

 

 

USA missed a trick leaving donovan behind

[Bruno Di Gradi]

going on like Ghana never made quarters last world cup

 

Germamy Certified

 

2nd place is anyones

[O Fenomeno]

If Cristiano Ronaldo plays all three group games

 

Portugal will top this group

 

 

Germany are any counter attacking team

[Drift]

going on like Ghana never made quarters last world cup

chale dont worry well show dem

[Yoshie]

Reus riled out now too, confirmed on dfb Facebook. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=655621647848821&id=119410741469917&refid=17

Feels like so many top players are injured.

[O Fenomeno]

[RYDER.]

Ju Ju man putting that work in

[Flojo]

It must be heartbreaking to get injured this close to the tournament.

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Distraught Reus misses out

FFS