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conference prem are your things that you should not be moving. anything below a five

league 2 gyal 5-5.5

league 1 gyal 6-7

championship gyal 7-7.5

premier league positions 20-8 : 8

europa league: 8.5

champions league top four: 9-9.5

title winners:10

really league one football should be the minimium requirement.

but then a next mans's man utd is another mans exeter city

Too much.

Soo cringe

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dis used to b me 

 

den i realised im not clapped - im not a lighty tho but girls do feel me

 

wen u get that 1 prestige ting its like a domino effect 

 

den eventually u have 3/4 prestige tings asking u what the plan is on saturday night

 

n eventually UOENO ur tappin in 9's 

 

 

Main aim of the story

Money first

Bitches later

 

Thanks guys.

 

Can this be locked now?

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Pmsl man are actually passing up Porsches to rag out fiesta’s

dying

I don't think that's what's happening

think he just can't be bothered.

Correct, Sole ain't catching it right. I can have 4 or 5 average to decent girls in a rotation at any one time without any effort, reprecautions, ego or general hassle. Can easily drop any at a whim and find another this weekend. Bare man in here acting like they make Barcelona signings, nah fam stop dreaming of that summer transfer move stick to your Almerias or find yourself a free agent (wanking into socks watching YouPorn).

Enough of the football analogies trust me lads got some average rotation bitches going during the autumn/winter. Ain't buying none of these slags an Xmas present. Real talk.

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dis used to b me 

 

den i realised im not clapped - im not a lighty tho but girls do feel me

 

wen u get that 1 prestige ting its like a domino effect 

 

den eventually u have 3/4 prestige tings asking u what the plan is on saturday night

 

n eventually UOENO ur tappin in 9's

Plz be real famo this post does not reflect your life in the slightest.

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dis used to b me 

 

den i realised im not clapped - im not a lighty tho but girls do feel me

 

wen u get that 1 prestige ting its like a domino effect 

 

den eventually u have 3/4 prestige tings asking u what the plan is on saturday night

 

n eventually UOENO ur tappin in 9's

Plz be real famo this post does not reflect your life in the slightest.

 

 

fam trust me 

 

im not one to gas let alone to ppl i dnt even kno

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Worst part about this is based on the rating chicks thread, what some man consider to be a 5.5 is in reality a two and a half... Don't care how many of those you have, unless your doubling them up each time, you're beating monstrosities.

That's the thing though it isn't the case, if Man was smashing trolls I'd just say, these goal are acceptable 5.5 to 6s who could be brought out in public. Real man have a rotation going, this is how it should be as there are more of them than us as well.

I think I need a black girl in the Xmas rotation though.

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conference prem are your things that you should not be moving. anything below a five

league 2 gyal 5-5.5

league 1 gyal 6-7

championship gyal 7-7.5

premier league positions 20-8 : 8

europa league: 8.5

champions league top four: 9-9.5

title winners:10

 

really league one football should be the minimium requirement.

but then a next mans's man utd is another mans exeter city

 

I got moved to by a grass-roots ting the other day

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conference prem are your things that you should not be moving. anything below a five

league 2 gyal 5-5.5

league 1 gyal 6-7

championship gyal 7-7.5

premier league positions 20-8 : 8

europa league: 8.5

champions league top four: 9-9.5

title winners:10

 

really league one football should be the minimium requirement.

but then a next mans's man utd is another mans exeter city

 

I got moved to by a grass-roots ting the other day

 

 

Do go on...

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conference prem are your things that you should not be moving. anything below a five

league 2 gyal 5-5.5

league 1 gyal 6-7

championship gyal 7-7.5

premier league positions 20-8 : 8

europa league: 8.5

champions league top four: 9-9.5

title winners:10

 

really league one football should be the minimium requirement.

but then a next mans's man utd is another mans exeter city

 

I got moved to by a grass-roots ting the other day

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Why are you around kids though really?

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