What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish counter?

[Niall Ferguson]

I have a shower before I hit a chick, and I usually expect her to do the same.

[local]

click bait

 

yawn

 

of tho if it was worded, have you had a shower every day or your life, then hardly surprising

 

most sundays i wallow in my own filth having 18 wanks

[underwriter]

I have a shower before I hit a chick, and I usually expect her to do the same.

 

and i shave my pubes

[underwriter]

click bait

 

yawn

 

of tho if it was worded, have you had a shower every day or your life, then hardly surprising

 

most sundays i wallow in my own filth having 18 wanks

i cant stand cum smells its very annoyin

 

have to hit that shower before going bed (thats if im not washed in the morning)

[local]

Ok

[Lieutenant]

Too many quoteables, one ting said "I just can't be bothered"

/

Remember I got an eye opener when I was younger, a very pretty and clean looking young woman came to my house and we had sex. Creampie ting, went sleep woke up and off she trotted straight to work for a 1-10 shift. Then she went for drinks afterwards with her pals. All the while no shower.

Astounded

[O Fenomeno]

Has to be a snowflake

[Lieutenant]

Yep on the whole though most white tings ive messed with have had good hygiene.

[O Fenomeno]

I hear you

[Yoshie]

Too many quoteables, one ting said "I just can't be bothered"

/

Remember I got an eye opener when I was younger, a very pretty and clean looking young woman came to my house and we had sex. Creampie ting, went sleep woke up and off she trotted straight to work for a 1-10 shift. Then she went for drinks afterwards with her pals. All the while no shower.

Astounded

 

rrrrr that is grim.

Probably got eaten that night too.

[Zizouz]

 

Too many quoteables, one ting said "I just can't be bothered"

/

Remember I got an eye opener when I was younger, a very pretty and clean looking young woman came to my house and we had sex. Creampie ting, went sleep woke up and off she trotted straight to work for a 1-10 shift. Then she went for drinks afterwards with her pals. All the while no shower.

Astounded

 

rrrrr that is grim.

Probably got eaten that night too.

 

 

i gotta be extra careful licking out these white girls now

 

 

[Yoshie]

Loooooool

[underwriter]

Too many quoteables, one ting said "I just can't be bothered"

/

Remember I got an eye opener when I was younger, a very pretty and clean looking young woman came to my house and we had sex. Creampie ting, went sleep woke up and off she trotted straight to work for a 1-10 shift. Then she went for drinks afterwards with her pals. All the while no shower.

Astounded

 

i went to a girls house. had sex. buss inside of her. we fell asleep. then i banged her in the morning. pulled the duvet off of us and pulled the pants down for round 2... and oh my gosh the smell was something... smelt like shit fused with cum

 

bussed in her again

[underwriter]

 

 

Too many quoteables, one ting said "I just can't be bothered"

/

Remember I got an eye opener when I was younger, a very pretty and clean looking young woman came to my house and we had sex. Creampie ting, went sleep woke up and off she trotted straight to work for a 1-10 shift. Then she went for drinks afterwards with her pals. All the while no shower.

Astounded

 

rrrrr that is grim.

Probably got eaten that night too.

 

 

i gotta be extra careful licking out these white girls now

 

 

 

that was BRILLIANT

[Wavant]

Erggggggh!

So these girls weren't wiping themselves down after the beat?!

[easy.pee.zee]

Why no study of men ?or ia it just an assumption that girls are all meant to be sugar and spice and all things nice and men are meant to be all gruffty and a bit of manly sweat is appealing as to show their masculinity..

Bet half of you boys go Days without a good scrub.

[O Fenomeno]

Three showers a day

[underwriter]

Erggggggh!

So these girls weren't wiping themselves down after the beat?!

 

turned over, went to bed brew

[Lieutenant]

Erggggggh!

So these girls weren't wiping themselves down after the beat?!

turned over, went to bed brew

/

In the morning I said to her does she wanna have a shower and offered her a towel... She said "nah I don't have time"... She then proceeded to watch me play FIFA for half an hour then left ?

[underwriter]

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[Wavant]

Fuck her life.

[Supermalt]

f*ck her life.

Completely

Can you imagine

Do they even brush teeth? medivals sickos

[Afroman]

When I used to train it to work. I could tell the broads that didn't shower and just slapped makeup on the face. Especially snow flakes.

[underwriter]

this is putting white girls in a new light

 

we all know black girls wash

[macz]

girl at my work openly admits she doesnt shower before coming to work some times