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this is putting white girls in a new light

we all know black girls wash

Not all

I stopped seeing one because of this

I even asked her why is she scared of water?

She told me not everyone can be like you and show three times a day

I told her just the once

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I have encountered a few death sentences in places like Guvnor Bar,Cokobar,IF bar etc etc

Black tings going straight from work to the dance just get a stamp on their arm

The B.O

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this is putting white girls in a new light

we all know black girls wash

Not all

I stopped seeing one because of this

I even asked her why is she scared of water?

She told me not everyone can be like you and show three times a day

I told her just the once

/

I have encountered a few death sentences in places like Guvnor Bar,Cokobar,IF bar etc etc

Black tings going straight from work to the dance just get a stamp on their arm

The B.O

 

not gonna turn this racial. However this is Not common with black folk.

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I went once to a night hosted by some Nigerian guy called Badguy

It was at Guvnor Bar(So after that night I tend to tar all them type of places with the same brush)

I feel physically sick(I can't cope with bad smells and dust)

If they were not coming straight from work it must been the gym then

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Black ting gave me the clap, bitch had the audacity to say after sex we gotta shower straight away, keep it clean and fresh.

 

Telling me I shouldn't do the no pubes ting either, spreads germs easier, blah blah fucking blah.

 

My face a fortnight after when my tings was flowing out green and my piss was going dual ways all over he seat, cos of that nasty bitch.

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Ive lived with girls

Horrifying experience

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Black ting gave me the clap, bitch had the audacity to say after sex we gotta shower straight away, keep it clean and fresh.

Telling me I shouldn't do the no pubes ting either, spreads germs easier, blah blah f*cking blah.

My face a fortnight after when my tings was flowing out green and my piss was going dual ways all over he seat, cos of that nasty bitch.

Dual ways :rofl:

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Black ting gave me the clap, bitch had the audacity to say after sex we gotta shower straight away, keep it clean and fresh.

 

Telling me I shouldn't do the no pubes ting either, spreads germs easier, blah blah fucking blah.

 

My face a fortnight after when my tings was flowing out green and my piss was going dual ways all over he seat, cos of that nasty bitch.

smh :rofl:
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