Done the whole young footballer on the come up/below average footballer in league 1 thing.
With moderate to huge success.
Dagenham and Redbridge seems to be the most popular choice for this type of lie
The internet has ruined this lie, lol, bitches be googling now...
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Being one of the biggest and best actors in the world but i only do theatre and stage shows as i dont wanna be famous.
Lied when winging for my bedrin how he is a huge international dj/promoter and im his management
Ex secret intelligence but i couldnt really tell her more as i had a non disclosure with mi5
So many more ones like that, baller one is basic altho i did use it at the beginning
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One of the best lies was when my cousins and their friends(7 of them)went Newcastle in 2012(I opted out because they wanted to go by coach)
They told the chicks up there
They have come to Newcastle to sign a contract and have a medical because Newcastle have agreed a transfer with their French clubs so they out celebrating(they actually spoke English with a French accent but the rest of that night they were speaking French all night
They even got one their Nigerian friend(does not speak french) to pretend he was their agent
They were getting asked for photographs but was refusing incase the press found out but these guys were signing autographs
Women are so dumb
Seven of them ended the night with fifteen chicks
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Niall Ferguson
I try not to lie.
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Michel Kane
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Michel Kane
Should've thought bigger.
Hit Miami in '07 & told some girl my name was Michael Ballack & I played for Chelsea.
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O Fenomeno
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