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Finishing work early and heading to a Wetherspoons

 

I can't murder pints like some...well....all of my colleagues, so i'll nurse one for an hour, then switch to Gin & Tonic, Pimms etc  allllll night

 

Don't plan on leaving til they kick us out

 

 

What other English non-beer drinks are there??

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I am Saint George

The Patron Saint of England

Who killed the Dragon and

Saved the Virgin Princess

In front of her parents

If I could not fight off the Dragon

There would not be any more England!

When I saw the Dragon

All my blood was boiling

Out of anger and revenge

I pierced its ugly vicious skin

and yellow eyes,

slashing, screaming

to stop the fire

I Killed the Dragon

the Eternal Demon of England

Because of my very Christian Faith.

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Finishing work early and heading to a Wetherspoons

I can't murder pints like some...well....all of my colleagues, so i'll nurse one for an hour, then switch to Gin & Tonic, Pimms etc allllll night

Don't plan on leaving til they kick us out

What other English non-beer drinks are there??

Swear every man struggles tryna keep up with the lads on the pints

:lol:

I'll be doing the same :lol:

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Have a weak one lads.

Fosters/Peroni etc.

 

If you can't knock them back hand over your man credentials and tuck ya vagina in.

 

loooool I can drink them, I just can't do 4 within an hour like Dave & Steve 

 

I'm quite partial to a foster top on a sunny day

 

The constant toilet journeys tho... I dunno how my mates even finish a decent convo.. Someone's always away at the urinals

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Have a weak one lads.

Fosters/Peroni etc.

 

If you can't knock them back hand over your man credentials and tuck ya vagina in.

 

loooool I can drink them, I just can't do 4 within an hour like Dave & Steve

 

I'm quite partial to a foster top on a sunny day

 

The constant toilet journeys tho... I dunno how my mates even finish a decent convo.. Someone's always away at the urinals

 

 

 

:lmao:

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georgy was born in syria according to wikipedia pmsl

Nah he was born in turkey and his mother was a palestinian

He stands for everything modern day england doesnt as he fought against the pagans who were anti religion(big 3)

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Was gnna say anti christianity but it didnt fit my narrative thats why i put big 3 in brackets

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st george shouldnt be allowed to set foot in england, do as the australians do and all that

 

u do realise there's a fair few turks in oz

 

them kants run alot of the drugs over there

 

 

guess australias immigration policies arent as air tight as gambino and his ukip comrades would have us think

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Quite the opposite TB. It basically doesn't work in accordance to your Anti UKIP, Anti Patriotism, Racial Slander way of thinking. It's a point based system for people to come here. I know in your mind you would rather UKIP not allowed any one to come in so you had valid reason to spit your dummy out and cry the house down. Nevermind though. As you were.

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i cant wait for this election to be over

 

or for me to die

 

which ever comes first

 

all i will say is odml is a lad

 

what.cd is sick

 

regardless of political opinion we can put our differences aside n bask in the glory of private torrents

 

for 20 bish anyway

 

happy george's day u pricks i'll be in my room drinkin whisky n ur not invited

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