afc Arsenal 2015/16

[Seth Rollins]

AUGUST 2015

Sun 2nd Aug 15.00 FA Community Shield Chelsea N

 

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  Sat 8th Aug 15.00 Barclays Premier League West Ham United H

 

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  Sat 15th Aug 15.00 Barclays Premier League Crystal Palace A

 

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  Sat 22nd Aug 15.00 Barclays Premier League Liverpool H

 

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  Sat 29th Aug 15.00 Barclays Premier League Newcastle United A

 

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  SEPTEMBER 2015 Sat 12th Sep 15.00 Barclays Premier League Stoke City H

 

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  15/16 UEFA Champions League Matchday 1 N

 

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  Sat 19th Sep 15.00 Barclays Premier League Chelsea A

 

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  Wed 23rd Sep Capital One Cup Round 3 N

 

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  Sat 26th Sep 15.00 Barclays Premier League Leicester City A

 

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  29/30 UEFA Champions League Matchday 2 N

 

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  OCTOBER 2015 Sat 3rd Oct 15.00 Barclays Premier League Manchester United H

 

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  Sat 17th Oct 15.00 Barclays Premier League Watford A

 

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  20/21 UEFA Champions League Matchday 3 N

 

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  Sat 24th Oct 15.00 Barclays Premier League Everton H

 

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  Wed 28th Oct Capital One Cup Round 4 N

 

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  Sat 31st Oct 15.00 Barclays Premier League Swansea City A

 

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  NOVEMBER 2015 3/4 UEFA Champions League Matchday 4 N

 

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  Sat 7th Nov 15.00 Barclays Premier League Tottenham Hotspur H

 

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  Sat 21st Nov 15.00 Barclays Premier League West Bromwich Albion A

 

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  24/25 UEFA Champions League Matchday 5 N

 

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  Sat 28th Nov 15.00 Barclays Premier League Norwich City A

 

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  DECEMBER 2015 Wed 2nd Dec Capital One Cup Round 5 N

 

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  Sat 5th Dec 15.00 Barclays Premier League Sunderland H

 

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  8/9 UEFA Champions League Matchday 6 N

 

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  Sat 12th Dec 15.00 Barclays Premier League Aston Villa A

 

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  Sat 19th Dec 15.00 Barclays Premier League Manchester City H

 

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  Sat 26th Dec 15.00 Barclays Premier League Southampton A

 

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  Mon 28th Dec 15.00 Barclays Premier League AFC Bournemouth H

 

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  JANUARY 2016 Sat 2nd Jan 15.00 Barclays Premier League Newcastle United H

 

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  Wed 6th Jan Capital One Cup Semi-Final 1L N

 

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  Sat 9th Jan The FA Cup Round 3 N

 

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  Tue 12th Jan 20.00 Barclays Premier League Liverpool A

 

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  Sat 16th Jan 15.00 Barclays Premier League Stoke City A

 

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  Sat 23rd Jan 15.00 Barclays Premier League Chelsea H

 

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  Wed 27th Jan Capital One Cup Semi-Final 2L N

 

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  Sat 30th Jan The FA Cup Round 4 N

 

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  FEBRUARY 2016 Tue 2nd Feb 19.45 Barclays Premier League Southampton H

 

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  Sat 6th Feb 15.00 Barclays Premier League AFC Bournemouth A

 

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  Sat 13th Feb 15.00 Barclays Premier League Leicester City H

 

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  16/17/23/24 UEFA Champions League Round of 16 1L N

 

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  Sat 20th Feb The FA Cup Round 5 N

 

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  Sat 27th Feb 15.00 Barclays Premier League Manchester United A

 

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  Sun 28th Feb Capital One Cup Final N

 

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  MARCH 2016 Tue 1st Mar 19.45 Barclays Premier League Swansea City H

 

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  Sat 5th Mar 15.00 Barclays Premier League Tottenham Hotspur A

 

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  8/9/15/16 UEFA Champions League Round of 16 2L N

 

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  Sat 12th Mar 15.00 Barclays Premier League West Bromwich Albion H

 

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  Sat 12th Mar The FA Cup Quarter-Final N

 

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  Sat 19th Mar 15.00 Barclays Premier League Everton A

 

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  APRIL 2016 Sat 2nd Apr 15.00 Barclays Premier League Watford H

 

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  5/6 UEFA Champions League Quarter-Final 1L N

 

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  Sat 9th Apr 15.00 Barclays Premier League West Ham United A

 

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  12/13 UEFA Champions League Quarter-Final 2L N

 

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  Sat 16th Apr 15.00 Barclays Premier League Crystal Palace H

 

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  Sat 23rd Apr The FA Cup Semi-Final N

 

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  Sat 23rd Apr 15.00 Barclays Premier League Sunderland A

 

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  26/27 UEFA Champions League Semi-Final 1L N

 

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  Sat 30th Apr 15.00 Barclays Premier League Norwich City H

 

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  MAY 2016 3/4 UEFA Champions League Semi-Final 2L N

 

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  Sat 7th May 15.00 Barclays Premier League Manchester City A

 

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  Sun 15th May 15.00 Barclays Premier League Aston Villa H

 

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  Sat 21st May The FA Cup Final N

 

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  Sat 28th May UEFA Champions League Final N

 

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[Kuffir]

Too long can't wait

[Seth Rollins]

Wonder who we're gonna play in the FA Cup Final this year...

[TF S4DK]

[Badman]

[Drift]

http://www.joe.co.uk/sport/the-5-types-of-arsenal-fan/6429?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Promoted+Post&utm_content=25%2F06%2F15-1pm&utm_campaign=JOE_UK

 

  

THE 5 TYPES OF ARSENAL FAN...

 

BY NOORUDDEAN CHOUDRY

 

The Mood Swinger

 

Some Gooners change direction quicker than Alexis Sánchez. When the club are winning, they'll be the first to give it large and herald a new era of Arsenal domination. A run of good results is tantamount to winning the league and Aaron Ramsey is the best midfielder in the world.

 

But as soon as a single point is dropped, all hope is lost. Ramsey's suddenly a useless "f*!$%&", and Arsene Wenger simply has to go. After all, it's not like he's ever done anything for the club...

 

The Wenger-Knows-Best

 

Draped from headphones-to-toe in Arsenal merch, this group are the very antithesis of the flip-flopper.

 

The slightest criticism of anyone related to 'the Arsenal' - even by fellow Gooners - is a personal insult, and they'll go after you like a swarm of polyester-clad bees.

 

The only thing they love more than Wenger is polls. Sky Sports, Match of the Day, Rear of the Year...you name it, an Arsenal player has to win it.

 

And woe betide anyone who dares criticise Saint Jack of Wilshere - they will literally stab you in the eye if you so much as question his holiday habits.

 

 

The JVC Hipster

 

You know the type; they turn up to games in their retro Michael Thomas top (two sizes too small of course) and wax lyrical about their vivid memories of May 26, 1989 - when they were three years old.

 

They love to explain the subtle aspects of Mesut Ozil's game that their fellow fans simply don't appreciate. And they adore Alexis Sanchez, but more so when he was playing for Udinese ("why can't Wenger use him properly?").

 

Now the Chilean is a far too obvious pin-up - it's all about Francis Coquelin and the work you don't see him doing. Twitter avatar is John Jensen or Igor Stepanovs because, ya know, obscure and ironic.

 

 

The Johnny-come-Latte

 

They love the footie do the Johnny-come-Lattes. There's nothing they enjoy more than rocking up at the Emirates , enjoying the lavish Club Level hospitality, maybe catching a bit of the game in their padded seats, before getting up well before half-time to schmooze with bored ex-pros over drinky-poos.

 

They're fully paid-up members of the new football fraternity, and shudder at the merest reference to pre-Nick Hornby Arsenal. The very thought of huddling shoulder-to-shoulder with the great unwashed at Highbury gives them palpitations. Arsenal is all about comfort for them - and something to talk to the plumber about.

 

 

The Neurotic trembler

 

This Arsenal fan has seen things, things that you wouldn't understand - because you weren't there man. They are scared by years of growing optimism following by inevitable crushing disappointment. You'll have to excuse them for not getting too excited about anything, because Arsenal have broken them.

 

Their support of Arsenal isn't fun, it's not a choice; instead it's a cruel and tortured burden. Oh Sanchez is playing well is he? Well he'll only get injured. Arsenal are favourites to sign Petr Cech? He's going to Man United. Their cup isn't half empty, it was smashed against the wall the day Eduardo broke his leg.

 

 

 

 

so real

 

im deffo the last one.

[TF S4DK]

Have moments of all 5 tbh.

Piers Morgan its defo a Mood Swinger.

[Kuffir]

Oh Sanchez is playing well is he?

Last one mixed with Wenger knows Fuck all

[Seth Rollins]

I'm the 5th.

 

Eduardo leg break, and throwing away a 2-0 lead away to Wigan to have Nzogbia kill our season losing 3-2. Newcastle 4-4. Spurs 5-1. United 8-2. Liverpool 5-1. Chelsea 6-0.

 

They all hurt. And the worst thing is I could still go on...

[Seydou]

Think majority of this forum are 5th one

Drift is his own level tbh

[The Infamous]

Gona go the game at the emirate in august hopefully

[Lieutenant]

Drift is my favourite arsenal fan by miles

[Wavant]

Lol brother Drift >

[Young £]

Nah shout out drift but Anelka >>

Even tho I agree with half of em I've told man in real life about his quotes lol

[Seth Rollins]

Cech takes number 33.

[gattsu]

Lol even wih like 5 reasons he did

[kerser]

What

[gattsu]

He's 33 played 333 prem games spine has 33 parts

[Drift]

 

regardless of where their careers go this is a nice picture

[Francis Coquelin]

 

I'm not sure how valid this is, it's very possible it's a hoax. But a fan claims to have overheard a conversation between Arsene, Bould, Primorac, Lewin and Gazidis. A few interesting points he claimed to have heard.

 

[gattsu]

Are we that desperate

[Monday Bandele]

trust...3 out of the top 4 are buying out the bar and we're on some heat magazine flex

[Thizz]

3 out of 4?

[Afroman]

Flamini to Galatasaray

 

Thank God

 

 

Hope wenger gets that DM now.

Wouldn't surprise me if he tried converting ramsey or Wilshere

[Afroman]

Was just thinking we used to finish in top4 with a team like this 

 

Almunia Eboue Djourou Squillaci Gibbs Song Denilson Bendtner Arshavin Nasri Chamakh

 

 

 

Slow progress

 

We have come a long way!