Whats Your Work Regime

[Seydou]

Revs the winner here

Ffs Eastenders and table tennis

[Mr. Martinez]

Rah Miz that sounds mad.

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Re stand up. Yea that's kind of what it is.

It's for the devs to find out what everyone is up to and if anyone is blocked, or if you need to ask for help with something, etc. The one thing it's not is a way for the managers, PO, BA to keep track of people and man manage, etc. agile teams are supposed to be self managing

Don't really see how it's pretentious myself tbh.

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Revs is winning though. The jokers I work with, if we had table tennis or anything like that no work would ever get done.

[Bobby Reds]

You clwons that come too work to take shits <<<<<_________

 

keep that shit in your own household ffs

[underwriter]

youve got to have bants at work

 

got to

 

i havent got that

[Bruno Di Gradi]

Revs the winner here

Ffs Eastenders and table tennis

come like mine

 

free food and drinks plus a bit of time crisis

 

Night shift freedom >>_____

[Greens]

You clwons that come too work to take shits <<<<<_________

keep that sh*t in your own household ffs

If you gotta go, you gotta go.

Allow holding it in like you're back at school.

[Thizz]

Truss all holding your shit in damaging your insides worrying about a next man.

[Mr. Martinez]

Take couple shits at work standard.

what did freak me out wAs when a next company moved in next door. Shared toilets with us.

Them man come into the toilet with no shoes no socks on.

Super grim.

I'm all for the shorts and tshirt to work vibe. But that is next.

[underwriter]

if i shit and its longer than 10/15 mins i will ALWAYS come downstairs with a cup of coffee to style it out...

 

 

 

[Grafter]

Them man come into the toilet with no shoes no socks on.

Super grim.

Couple guys at my work went in with socks but no socks...

maybe they dont want soggy socks

[Kim]

Thats just nasty

[Nidge Weasle]

nfsdfnsdkfkf

 

people take shoes off to shit?

[Thizz]

I take my top off.

[Bruno Di Gradi]

I take my top off.

 

i dunno why i find this funny.

[Yung bawse]

I take my top off.

i dunno why i find this funny.

Don gets Amp'd up for a shit pmsl

[Lieutenant]

I take my top off.

This

Shit completely naked wherever I am

[Afroman]

Rah, you man are really on that coffee wave

Monday (home) -Admin. prepare Weekly planner & Report and gather and put together training content for clients

Tuesday- Friday - Field based account client visit. Travelling (driving, flights or train). Just have bant's on Whatsapp group with other colleagues through the day.

Office - one or twice a fortnight. Usually, Just say hi to the IT manager and the marketing lot. Then it's straight to the meeting room and crack on with the agenda for the quarter or month. Not really a fan of the office environment at all. Ours is so tense and all.

Event weeks are the best. We Just get to play with other competitors products and get tons of goodies ( gadgets etc)

[Taurus]

5:30am - De-activate alarm, check last nights take ins etc

5:45am - Staff comes in, tell her to make me coffee, have a morning cig, get feel ups if im lucky

6:00am - Open up, deal with customers etc

[Meticulous]

 

You clwons that come too work to take shits <<<<<_________

keep that sh*t in your own household ffs

If you gotta go, you gotta go.

Allow holding it in like you're back at school.

 

nah but people here are talking about taking a sh*t at work first thing as part of their routine

 

how about you sh*t an hour earlier at home and have your shower right after. ytf would you shower, get ready and then have a sh*t?

 

i used to walk into work in the morning and think 'ffs, what PRICK stank out the toilets/changing room this f*cking early?!'

 

mid-morning onwards, cool. 1st thing in the f*cking morning tho bruv, what the f*ck

 

especially if i wanted to piss as well. gets me vex thinking about it, f*ck all you d*ckheads

[Badman]

I sympathise with said outrage 

[underwriter]

i do at home, have a shower etc...

 

soon as i leave and get to work

 

it comes out again ffs...

[Nidge Weasle]

 

 

You clwons that come too work to take shits <<<<<_________

keep that sh*t in your own household ffs

If you gotta go, you gotta go.

Allow holding it in like you're back at school.

 

nah but people here are talking about taking a sh*t at work first thing as part of their routine

 

how about you sh*t an hour earlier at home and have your shower right after. ytf would you shower, get ready and then have a sh*t?

 

i used to walk into work in the morning and think 'ffs, what PRICK stank out the toilets/changing room this f*cking early?!'

 

mid-morning onwards, cool. 1st thing in the f*cking morning tho bruv, what the f*ck

 

especially if i wanted to piss as well. gets me vex thinking about it, f*ck all you d*ckheads

 

 

being paid to shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>