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So he spent 12mins saying "Hey guys, I knocked we fucked up against Sevilla but United has been fucking up in the CL before I got here so it's not my fault"

 

 

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He’s gonna sell our best players, keep the shit that keeps letting us down and the blag another 3 years for rebuilding.

 

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On 22/05/2016 at 5:35 PM, Young £ said:

And guys quote me, it will be a different mourinho 

 

that I am sure off. The timing, situation, what's happened to him before, other team factors and our squad and potential targets mean it will.

 

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On 22/05/2016 at 10:55 PM, O Fenomeno said:

 

The guy is so bait 

 

He will start the season saying the right words 

Plays free flowing football for a month then he will get smashed and revert to type eg playing shit on stick football which involves a back four with two former wingers converted into wing backs add a double pivot also with a CF told to perform two roles CF as well as LM.

 

*Sighs*

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3 hours ago, JOHN DOE said:

at least he got rid of rooney lets give him that 

 

Always a silver lining 

 

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Who should he cop in the Summer?

Also who should he let go?

I think it's becoming clear the type of consistency and mentality Jose expects from his players, who do you think would be a good fit for him?

 

I reckon

Alderweireld

Odriozola

Milinković-Savić

 

Been linked with the latter 2 but if he can get those deals done I think he will improve the squad massivley.

Anyone for a Zaha return?

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I think he is beginning to understand what Manchester United is about, I think he will look to change the style of play.

He knows his job depends on it.

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Fucking hell he’ll only be in his 3rd season if he’s only just starting to realise what United are about (and that I wonder cause since Fergie left there is no identity to the club IMO) then he’s seriously out of his depth. 

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On 12/23/2015 at 10:18 AM, LS said:

Hearing his first signing will be sneijder

 

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The sports troll era >>>>>>

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10 hours ago, Lieutenant said:

He will sign uninspiring athletes and we shall be bored for another year

:!:

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Some man were riding hard for Mourinho as well

Its jokes when you telling people how much you hate him as manager and they reply '...yeah but he does win things'.

Wtf does he win? Scraped past fucking ajax and celta vigo to a europa league and then a league cup....👏

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The 28 Manchester United stats that leave us confused…

Date published: Wednesday 18th April 2018 7:13

* Manchester United rank sixth in the season statistics for shots, shots on target, passes, touches, possession and pass completion.

 

* Manchester United (7) take fewer shots per game from inside the penalty area than Crystal Palace (7.1) and five other clubs.

* …but United do score twice as many penalty area goals (1.2) per game than Crystal Palace (0.6) and more than both Tottenham (1.1) and Chelsea (1) from the top six.

 

* Manchester United (5.3) take fewer shots per game from outside the penalty area than Newcastle United (5.6) and five other clubs.

* …but no team scores more goals per game (0.4) from outside the penalty area.

 

* Of the top six, only Manchester City (16%) have a better shot conversion rate than Manchester United (14.2%). That puts them way ahead of Chelsea (10.58%), Arsenal (11.76%) and Tottenham (11.8%).

 

* Anthony Martial has the best conversion rate (20.93%) among Manchester United’s top five scorers, ahead of Romelu Lukaku (18.75%), Jesse Lingard (16.66%), Marcus Rashford (11.76%) and Paul Pogba (8.33%).

* …but Martial has started fewer than half of United’s Premier League games this season.

 

* Paul Pogba has taken 61.7% of his shots from outside the penalty area this season.

 

* Top scorer Lukaku takes fewer shots per 90 (2.7) than Rashford (3.1), Pogba (3) and Martial (2.8).

 

* Only four clubs – Huddersfield Town, West Ham, Swansea and Everton – have taken fewer shots from set-piece situations this season.

* …but no other club scores more set-piece goals per game than Manchester United (0.4).

 

* Thirteen other Premier League clubs attempt more headed shots than Manchester United (1.8) per game.

* …but only Chelsea (0.5) and Arsenal (0.4) score more headed goals per game than United (0.3).

 

* No Premier League team creates fewer chances from Opta-defined ‘long passes’ per game than Manchester United (1.1).

 

* Only four teams – Newcastle United, Huddersfield Town, Swansea and Arsenal – create fewer chances per game from crosses than United (2.0).

 

* No team creates fewer chances per game direct from corners than Manchester United (0.4).

 

* United have scored just one goal directly from a corner all season – in August when Marcus Rashford volleyed home Henrikh Mkhitaryan’s corner.

 

* Manchester United’s ‘key pass per 90’ leader is still Henrikh Mkhitaryan with 2.7. Next comes Juan Mata with 2.3.

 

* Only Burnley (23.8) and Bournemouth (22.8) attempt fewer tackles per game than Manchester United (24.2).

* …but only six clubs have committed more fouls this season.

 

* Manchester United allow more shots per game (11.8) than seven other Premier League teams, including Watford (11.1) and Huddersfield Town (11.4).

* …but only Manchester City have conceded fewer goals this season.

* … because David De Gea has the highest save percentage rate in the Premier League this season with 79.7%.

 

* Manchester United spend an average of 27% of their Premier League matches in their own third of the pitch – equal to the record of Huddersfield, Chelsea, Watford and Southampton. For comparison, Manchester City spend 22% of their matches in their own third.

 

* Alexis Sanchez has been dispossessed (tackled by an opponent without attempting to dribble past them) more times in nine appearances (29) than Marcus Rashford (24), Juan Mata (19) and Jesse Lingard (14) all season.

 

* Alexis Sanchez has lost the ball with a poor touch more times in nine appearances (25) than Juan Mata (22) all season.

 

* Manchester United are second in the Premier League.

Sarah Winterburn

http://www.football365.com/news/the-28-manchester-united-stats-that-leave-us-confused

 

 

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We assemble one of the tallest squads in the prem for this...

 

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* Only four clubs – Huddersfield Town, West Ham, Swansea and Everton – have taken fewer shots from set-piece situations this season.

* …but no other club scores more set-piece goals per game than Manchester United (0.4).

 

* Thirteen other Premier League clubs attempt more headed shots than Manchester United (1.8) per game.

* …but only Chelsea (0.5) and Arsenal (0.4) score more headed goals per game than United (0.3).

 

* No Premier League team creates fewer chances from Opta-defined ‘long passes’ per game than Manchester United (1.1).

 

* Only four teams – Newcastle United, Huddersfield Town, Swansea and Arsenal – create fewer chances per game from crosses than United (2.0).

 

* No team creates fewer chances per game direct from corners than Manchester United (0.4).

 

* United have scored just one goal directly from a corner all season – in August when Marcus Rashford volleyed home Henrikh Mkhitaryan’s corner.

 

 

 

SMH

 

 

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50... Games...

 

Foreshadowing for an amazing season.

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January 2018

After starting in six consecutive games, five in the Premier League and one in the FA Cup, Mourinho heaped praise on Shaw who is currently on his best run since August 2016.

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"I don't see many left-backs better than this Luke Shaw."

 

 

And now this...smh

 

Meanwhile after 1 season Pep saw enough and addressed the fullback positions by replacing Kolarov, Clichy, Sagna and Zabaleta with Mendy, Walker and Danilo and walked the league as he watched Jose rely mainly on 2 failed wingers who will both start on the first game of the 2018/2019 season 

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