Is Stormzy a Industry Plant?

[Mame Biram Diouf]

6 hours ago, MGEEZ said:

He don't really talk that much madness does he 

 

Did in the videos I posted couple pages back 

[RYDER.]

Tbh he has been on road since dizzie made I luv u 

 

 

..In 2003

 

 

.... As a 10 year old ????

[Guest Blacksheet]

 

the 89 million pound skank

[WhiteB]

When your big sale calls you

 

 

Whys this in the stormzy thread tho

[Guest Blacksheet]

 

 

love it

[kerser]

Fak

gambinos mam 

[kerser]

Fak

gambinos mam 

[WhiteB]

 

 

Rah must be something serious to give up 3 months of shows 


 

[Niall Ferguson]

Probably ill or just mentally worn down.

[Lionel & Dave]

There are similarities yeah

stormzy prides himself on being a bit of a punchline guy tho

that separates him from a lot of MCs imo 

[MGEEZ]

Does he? 

[SLEAZE BALL]

I've heard it all now

[Thizz]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 

 

Yeah, I'm the best, I'm so cocky
I've got a mob like A$AP Rocky

[Lionel & Dave]

Not a great example^

i ain't saying he's great at it but that's definitely his thing

shut up is all punchlines iirc 

 

/

try and be objective lads, you don't have to like him

i am indifferent for instance

[Kompressor]

Fucking love Kele Le Roc

[Thizz]

25 minutes ago, Lionel & Dave said:

Not a great example^

i ain't saying he's great at it but that's definitely his thing

shut up is all punchlines iirc 

 

/

try and be objective lads, you don't have to like him

i am indifferent for instance

Couple man called me a backup dancer
Onstage at the BRITs, I'm a backup dancer
If that makes me a backup dancer
The man in your vids, backup dancer
The man in your pics, backup dancer
Man wanna chat about backup dancer
Big man like me with a beard
I'm a big man, how the fuck can I
Army comes everywhere I go
I can't run when my enemies show
Walk in the club with all of my tugs
Party's done, everybody go home
Apart from the girl dem, you lot stay
Walk in the club, all the girls say hey
Tell a man like I'm K to the A
There's no champagne, we don't rave
Yeah, I'm the best, I'm so cocky
I've got a mob like A$AP Rocky
I set trends, dem man copy
They catch feelings, I catch bodies
They roll deep, I roll squaddy
Got about 25 goons in my posse
They drink Bailey's, I drink Vossy
I get merky, they get worried
If you got a G-A-T, bring it out
Most of the real badboys live in south
If you wanna do me something, I'm about
I'm not a gangster, I'm just about
But you see my man over there with the pouch?
Dare one of you man try get loud
All of my mandem move so foul
I might sing but I ain't sold out
Nowadays all of my shows sold out
Headline tour, yeah blud, sold out
When we roll in, they roll out
I'm so London, I'm so south
Food in the ends like there ain't no drought
Flipz don't talk like he's got no mouth
I wanna make my mum so proud
Like "yo Mum, book a flight, go now"
All of my ex girls stalking me hard
Talk to my face, don't talk to my palm
Had four bills and I bought a new car
Little red whip that I bought for my marge
I straight murk, it's a walk in the park
I take care when I water my plants
These MCs wanna talk about Lord of the Mics
You ain't even lord of your yard
Dead MCs, blud, leave me alone
Me and your girl, we speak on the phone
Kill a whole crew of MCs on my own
Kill a whole crew of MCs for the throne
Look, I was out hungry, so damn hungry
Man tried eat then leave me the bones
Now these niggas, they need me to grow
Hot chocolate and a panini to go
I'm a big man, fuck a postcode war
Man were upset about the MOBO Awards
Yeah, I was gassed at the MOBO Awards
Why? Cause I ain't won a MOBO before
Duh, all of you MCs sound so bitter
Shut down Wireless, shut down Twitter
Shoutout Deepee, shoutout Flipper
Best my age, yeah blud, look
If you don't rate me, shame on you
If you don't rate me, shame on you
Can I order a deathbed for an MC?
He wants beef with me? Make that two
Anyone else wanna make that move?
Anyone else wanna pay their dues?

Imposters wanna take my tunes, check it
Stiff Chocolate, yeah, my face so smooth
Don't even talk too much, you're a talker
Dem man still go halves on a quarter
See me turn from a prince to a pauper
Two cigarettes and a bottle of water
Told the bouncers get the bottles in order
Man in the kitchen putting in orders
Stiff Chocolate, skin clear like water
Smooth on this ting, start locking up daughters

 

I don't rate Stormzy like that at all but let's not try paint him to be something he's not.

 

He's not a punchline rapper.

 

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[Lionel & Dave]

Ok cool carry on

[RYDER.]

that frostar vid is a youtube classic  

[SLEAZE BALL]

Chuth mi

Punches in bunches 

[Guest Blacksheet]

Were is he

[hardface]

Getting Money

 

[Funkyskanker]

whats that frostar track called where he says "saw my akhi driving a new whip every week and i asked him how do you do this"

[Beavis]

Imagine actually calling yourself a stormzy fan lol who are these people turning up at these events all excited to see stormzy? Complete lost souls, most of them probably have kids as well. I fucking hate the new generation.