Moving to girls

[Mame Biram Diouf]

16 hours ago, Cole Des said:

 

Maybe I'm getting too old for this place.

This 

[Guest Blacksheet]

Rah u man are matchau stil

[JOHN DOE]

Last sunday i had a link earlier on in the day 

fwasnt really a link girl just came to my house from the gym

Anyway that link finished and she went about her way 

i had a cravign for some filth food and so i went to sams 

boxed my munch and left, just as im coming out making my way home i see a bus pulling up and there was somegirl that was looking at me HARDD

she got off and waited at the bus stop. i then moved to her. for some reason something told me she was a slag (dunno if it was the way she looked or was looking at me) 

i didnt ask for her number , i was like yh there some place just over there why dont you come and have a drink with me 

she obliged. ( further ocnfimation she was heaux)

so we get to the 'bar' literally 2 mns from my house 

i bought her a cheeky vodka and coke and i had a cider (cheap n cheerful )

after small talk for aboput 30 mins she was like i migth as well go home , just came from work im tired 

i was like ok cool then walked her out , 

instead of walking her to the main road, i walked to just outside of my flat 

dropped the oh my h9ouse is just here why dont you come in 

she was like 'bet you did this on purpose' but she came up 

anyway so we get up chilling in the living room now 

start watching a movie- i start scrubsing this girl and shes havign it 

then i brought out the bob marley and smoked with her 

within 5 mins of smokin i had her in my room doggying the life out of her 

this occurred all in the space of about 2/3 hours - NICE 

"BLACK GIRLS GET NASTY TOO"

should be mentioned that shes 20 

shout out to pdg for the asking her for a drink there and then 

that nigga is a savage 

 

 

 

[JOHN DOE]

sorry about the spelling mistakes and punctuation - at work trying to type as quickly as poss 

[O Fenomeno]

My G ????

See if you was to ask for her number at the bus stop followed by going your separate ways then you would be arranging a link for the following week.

 

Thats why I always say live in the moment.

[Wavant]

Fried chicken. Alcohol. Weed. Sex.

 

[JOHN DOE]

 

6 minutes ago, O Fenomeno said:

My G ????

See if you was to ask for her number at the bus stop followed by going your separate ways then you would be arranging a link for the following week.

 

Thats why I always say live in the moment.

thats what i keep thinking 

she werent no stunner so tbf i woulndt have called her 

but if i di i would have arrange a link, taken her for a drink, doing all this prestige stuff when she s just a two bob slag 

girl even has a man as well - all brandishing the fella on snapchat

 

 

[JOHN DOE]

9 minutes ago, Wavant said:

Fried chicken. Alcohol. Weed. Sex.

 

THIS GUY 

D

S

 

VVQVV

Q

 

[O Fenomeno]

3 minutes ago, JOHN DOE said:

 

thats what i keep thinking 

she werent no stunner so tbf i woulndt have called her 

but if i di i would have arrange a link, taken her for a drink, doing all this prestige stuff when she s just a two bob slag 

girl even has a man as well - all brandishing the fella on snapchat

 

 

Most chicks nowadays dont care if they are in a relationship if a chick likes you she will have it.

 

Did you know before you beat her or after she had a man?

 

I ask because I have vowed never to go after chicks who are in current relationships it doesn't end well most of the time they leave their man so they can be with me which is stupid because I never mention anything about a relationship.

 

Did you exchange numbers after? 

 

[JOHN DOE]

clocked she had a bf when i saw her snapchat after she left 

earleir on in the day she was with her man (the pain)

defo took her number down for a subsequent beat (should my tuskiness call for it)

[Badman]

Did JD forget to switch accounts? 

[JOHN DOE]

yes

[Drift]

Inzaghi 

[Guest Blacksheet]

4 hours ago, JOHN DOE said:

Last sunday i had a link earlier on in the day 

fwasnt really a link girl just came to my house from the gym

Anyway that link finished and she went about her way 

i had a cravign for some filth food and so i went to sams 

boxed my munch and left, just as im coming out making my way home i see a bus pulling up and there was somegirl that was looking at me HARDD

she got off and waited at the bus stop. i then moved to her. for some reason something told me she was a slag (dunno if it was the way she looked or was looking at me) 

i didnt ask for her number , i was like yh there some place just over there why dont you come and have a drink with me 

she obliged. ( further ocnfimation she was heaux)

so we get to the 'bar' literally 2 mns from my house 

i bought her a cheeky vodka and coke and i had a cider (cheap n cheerful )

after small talk for aboput 30 mins she was like i migth as well go home , just came from work im tired 

i was like ok cool then walked her out , 

instead of walking her to the main road, i walked to just outside of my flat 

dropped the oh my h9ouse is just here why dont you come in 

she was like 'bet you did this on purpose' but she came up 

anyway so we get up chilling in the living room now 

start watching a movie- i start scrubsing this girl and shes havign it 

then i brought out the bob marley and smoked with her 

within 5 mins of smokin i had her in my room doggying the life out of her 

this occurred all in the space of about 2/3 hours - NICE 

"BLACK GIRLS GET NASTY TOO"

should be mentioned that shes 20 

shout out to pdg for the asking her for a drink there and then 

that nigga is a savage 

 

 

 

 

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

this is mad

finna take a walk out right now and try my luck

 

 

 

[Mame Biram Diouf]

14 minutes ago, Drift said:

Inzaghi 

???

[Mame Biram Diouf]

4 hours ago, Wavant said:

Fried chicken. Alcohol. Weed. Sex.

 

Pmsl 

 

Manifesto 

[Guest Blacksheet]

1 hour ago, Blacksheet said:

 

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

this is mad

finna take a walk out right now and try my luck

 

 

 

fuck

i still live wiv my mum

[Supermalt]

I finna go dixy.

On the flip side that could be anyones bitch

[Niall Ferguson]

@JOHN DOEThe way you typed is as if this is the first time something like this has happened...are you 21 or under? 

[JOHN DOE]

i am 14 

[underwriter]

but how many people have honestly banged a girl THE SAME DAY

 

me for one i have twice

 

1) work colleague my friend introduced me to and i piped her after the club down stoke newington at hers

2) 1 night stand from a club

 

but number 2 doesnt count.... im referring to DAY TIME SEEING A GIRL AND BANGING HER WITHIN 2-7 HRS TIME

[Guest Blacksheet]

only done this on holiday

[underwriter]

guys going on like they do this every week