Moving to girls

[Wavant]

Boy, when it's that faux Versace...

Pussy shut up shop for the night.

[Niall Ferguson]

19 hours ago, Afroman said:

Nah mate. This toney delivery aint for every one

Well done bro, 5 poses.

You can sit back for the day, your work is done.

[JOHN DOE]

29 minutes ago, Wavant said:

Boy, when it's that faux Versace...

p*ssy shut up shop for the night.

Versace, Louis v or gooci

[JLovely]

6 hours ago, Wavant said:

Boy, when it's that faux Versace...

p*ssy shut up shop for the night.

 

Reading this whilst wearing my "versace inspired" scarf on

[Afroman]

12 hours ago, Wavant said:

Boy, when it's that faux Versace...

p*ssy shut up shop for the night.

pmsl

[The Infamous]

On 6/13/2016 at 10:07 PM, underwriter said:

given a few girls my business cards to try this trick couple months back

 

 

not one of them texd me or called me

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

woat 

[Afroman]

4 hours ago, The Infamous said:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

Pmsl 

Probably gave them  the 

When handing it out and all 

[The Infamous]

 

sound included 

[Lieutenant]

On 14 June 2016 at 5:47 PM, i5_PRODUCER said:

Guy is getting the deets and still dropping bars.

Pmsl you man can't read body language. Looks like she's leaving away from him and hiding her phone from his view. He's leaning into her personal space. Bare negatives 

[Guest Blacksheet]

/

guy was any freshie he stood no chance

[M.Dot]

This could probably go in the venting thread cos that's what it is, and work & life thread, but it's most relevant here...

Went for drinks yesterday(Thurs) with work, people I mostly don't work directly with but could have to communicate with regularly on some occasions. Everyone was WAVED - It's a Thursday, 11pm, got work the next day, sensibly told my boys I was going home, they were leaving to go to a club, 2 girls tried to convince me to roll, said no... watched one of them walk off and get into an uber  ... thought to myself what am I doing.

Half an hour later I'm in the club moving bossish, and getting out of hand, floating around the dance getting whines left right and centre, gripsing up tings(all from work), I remember getting a whine and droppin bars in someones ear for no reason whatsoever & even kissing up her neck at one point, like I wasn't gonna see her the next day in the kitchen making tea.

Later on ended up speaking to one ting I've only spoken to previously on a hi/bye level; lighty/asian oriental mixture, turns out Friday(today) was her last day. Very peng(8/10ish), I was like nah I need to do something, spoke for a bit, danced, got the serious slow front & back whines. Later on I was by the bar & One Dance came on, reached out & pulled her through the crowd made sure that was ME. Continued floating around but later was chatting to her pulled out my phone so I could chat to her after she's left the company, she dropped the number in calm. I was gonna drop call it but just said I'll do it later (error).

She said she was going outside to smoke while rubbing my arm. In hindsight, think she was tryna get me to come outside... but I was too waved to clock, I don't smoke, and I already secured the number so I wasn't thinking about making sure I've sealed anything (Thursday so I wasn't hoping to beat or anything along those lines), was like 'arite cool', carried on floating... Didn't see her again, she went home a bit after that.

Night was dying, It's' around 2.30 & I was still waved and working Friday so I left. Give her a missed call as I said I would. Fell asleep on the night bus, woke up later & sent some dumb message (or what feels like it): 'Just gave you a missed call it's Dan. Only on my way home now'. Sent it so she knew it's me from just the missed call, but a few mins after I was questioning why I did both a call & a message, and turns out the time between the missed call & sending the message was probably 45mins so it probably looks overly keen.

Safe to say I didn't hear back at 3.15am. Got to work in the morning, deemed it a failure on my part cos that missed call/message just looks dumb to me, so just deleted the whatsapp convo, didn't even wait for the 2 blue ticks. Never popped back up anyway so I was right... fucked that up somehow, after starting off well.

This afternoon I'm sitting in a meeting around a table on her floor, and she walks past, on her way back past she waves and smiles :-\ was expecting her to air man or something, but I just gave her the nod back cos I'm in a meeting anyway.

Hindsight again, if I was sober I would have just messaged her at a normal hour where coulda potentially had a normal conversation, she had leaving drinks today which I couldn't attend in the end but I did say I was going to. Don't feel like I'm in a position to contact again for any reason now after being aired once, & I'm not about that chasing life really. She don't work there anymore so I could just ask her what the deal is, but I know she's close with someone I do work with who loves to chat about other people's business, which is another reason I'm thinking I don't want to be looking mad eager for that girl to start talking shit around the office.

So it's just a write off for me now... but as I said she was peng so it's just pissing me off a bit at the moment, so I'm thinking I might as well holla at her one more time. Do I look like a d*ckhead if I do?

 

[M.Dot]

Rah sorry - looks long, d'dnt feel that long. Not good at summarising stories

[Kim]

What a load of wiffle waffle lol

 

dont be a shook one, text her ask her out for dinner cant say you ndver tried thrn 

[underwriter]

FUCKING LOVE STORIES LIKE THIS ' ESPECIALLY WORK STORIES

 

IVE GOT A BOAT PARTY NEXT WEEK - IM GASSED TO SEE WHATLL UNRAVEL LIKE SNICKERS

 

I WAS IN THE SAME SITUATION LAST WEEK BRAV

A PENG FRENCH GIRL LEFT MY WORK.. I DIDNT REALISE SHE WAS LEAVING ON THAT FRIDAY... EACH TIME SHE WALKS PASSED ME SHES SAYS HI OR WAVES... THERE WAS EVEN A TIME WHEN I WAS LOOKING AT MY SCREEN AND I LOOKED UP AND WE HAD BRIEF EYE CONTACT BUT WE DIDNT SAY 'HI HI' THEN SHE DID A DOUBLE TAKE, WALKED BACK AND PROPER BENT HER NECK TO CONFIRM THE 'HI'

 

I WAS LIKE LMFAO THIS GIRLS ON IT LOOOOOL

 

SO THAT FRIDAY (LAST WEEK CAME) AND EVERYONE WAS LEAVING TO GO TO DRINKS DOWNSTAIRS TO WATCH THE GAME...

 

IM JUST WAITING FOR EVERYONE TO LEAVE THE FLOOR SO I CAN SPEAK TO HER (BECAUSE TRU SAY I DIDNT SPEAK TO HER AT ANY POINT IN THAT WEEK - JUST A HI)

 

SO I WAS SPEAKING TO HER NOW FOR LIKE 30 MINS (EVEN THO I WAS MEANT TO MEET MY BOY FOR  DRINKS AFTER AND HES BELLING MY LINE OFF LOOOOOOOOOL FOREHEAD WAS SWEATING COZ HE WAS GONNA GET PISSED)

 

 

SO IM TALKING NOW AND IM JUST LOOKING AT HER FACE/INTO HER EYES THINKING FUCKING HELL YOU ARE SEXY - I THOUGHT SHE WAS WHITE FRENCH, THEN SHE DROPPED SHES ALGERIAN AND MUSLIM AND DOESNT DRINK.........

 

I WAS LIKE ***EMOJI LOVESTRUCK EYES***

 

 

(PRIOR TO ALL THIS I FORGOT TO SAY I SKYPE IM'D HER AT WORK SAYING 'OHH WE SHOULD ALL GO FOR DRINKS AS WE HAVENT DONE STUFF YET... BUT WHAT I REALLY MEANT WAS ME AND HER - SHE SAID SHE CANT SHES LEAVING FRIDAY... I WAS LIKE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU)

 

 

SO NOW WE TALKING ABOUT WORK, HER WORK EXPERIENCE, HOW LONG SHES BEEN AT THE COMPANY ; AND SHE ASKED ME HOW OLD I AM... TOLD HER... I SAID HOW OLD ARE YOU (KINDA KNEW SHE WAS YOUNG AS SHE WAS INTERNING) - SO I SAID WHAT 21/22

 

SHE SAID 19

 

 

 

I WAS LIKE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

 

 

THEN WE WERE TALKING MORE MORE MORE AND SHES LIKE 'WHATS MY BACKGROUND' I WAS LIKE BLOODY HELL THIS GIRLS SOMEWHAT ON IT... (THATS NOT REALLY A QUESTION ONE ASKES IN A WORK SETTING IS IT, UNLESS YOU ARE INTERESTED IN SAID PERSON)

 

SO I TOLD HER TO GUESS AND SHES LIKE ANGOLAN AND SOME NEXT PLACES... I WAS LIKE NA CARIBBEAN

 

AS SHE WAS LEAVING TO GO BACK TO FRANCE IM JUST RUMBLING IN MY HEAD THINKING 'SHOULD I GET THE NUMBER...... IS THERE ANY POINT......'

 

SO I JUST DEADED IT AND SAID 'WELL IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU IN THIS BRIEF ENCOUNTER WEVE HAD OVER THE WEEK; AND I HOPE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT FOR YOU...........

 

BECAUSE IT WAS A WORK SETTING I SHOOK HER HAND LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ; IF IT WERE OUTSIDE I WOULDA HUGGED HER AND KISSED HER ON BOTH CHEEKS -

 

 

MADTING ;(

[M.Dot]

2 hours ago, Kim said:

What a load of wiffle waffle lol

 

dont be a shook one, text her ask her out for dinner cant say you ndver tried thrn 

 

... pos

[TF S4DK]

You man stall too much... Next time just ask yourself do you want her to be your wifey? No, lol cool, let's cut to the chase and start living.

[Mame Biram Diouf]

28 minutes ago, TF S4DK said:

You man stall too much... Next time just ask yourself do you want her to be your wifey? No, lol cool, let's cut to the chase and start living.

This

[Supermalt]

depending on the girl, i have a two L's and I'm out rule.

thats one L. try again and straight to the point.

'sup, missed you on friday. lets drink up this wednesday after work. i wanna see your face'.

lol just anything.

[underwriter]

51 minutes ago, Supermalt said:

depending on the girl, i have a two L's and I'm out rule.

thats one L. try again and straight to the point.

'sup, missed you on friday. lets drink up this wednesday after work. i wanna see your face'.

lol just anything.

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Fresh]

Fam you're being hard on yourself she was probably asleep. She's the one that threw you the signals and she's the one who acknowledged you the next day so she's downnn.

GO and WAP

[JLovely]

3 hours ago, TF S4DK said:

You man stall too much... Next time just ask yourself do you want her to be your wifey? No, lol cool, let's cut to the chase and start living.

Just had this same convo with my cousin who's 22. Told him if you're not looking to make them permanent let them know...more time than not they'll stick around if they like you.

[underwriter]

2 hours ago, Fresh said:

Fam you're being hard on yourself she was probably asleep. She's the one that threw you the signals and she's the one who acknowledged you the next day so she's downnn.

GO and WAP

so you are saying fron whence he texed and called her

 

then fast forward.... what.... 10+ hours, she couldnt have responded to him and say sorry forgot to respond 'no worries' or something like tht....?!?!?!?!

 

exactly

 

hate situations like that

 

 

if he didnt swipe the chat away... 100% it woulda been on 2 blue ticks guaranteed

 

yet shes waving at you at work!!?!?!??!?!?

[Greens]

Not even that deep.

Imagine waking up for work after a night out, in a rush to get ready and you see a msg that doesn't require an immediate response. Your msg was basically "here's my number save it".

She acknowledged you at work so that's a green light to go forth.

[underwriter]

commm seeee commmm saaaaaa

[Supermalt]

End of the day if you don't like Supermalt another girl will.