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A beat can definitely be shit. You man have never had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting a certified non-mover. The frustration... The questioning... The self-questioning... The deev though

Reminds me of a time when this one link went clubbing and got wasted. She got so drunk she fell out with her friends and left the club. Just so happens i live down the road from where she was so

WE GOT ON VICTORIA

 

WENT TO DOVER

 

STOPPED AT DOVER - GOT SNACKS / MUNCH / DRINKS

 

WENT BACK ON TO CALAIS I THINK IT WAS

 

JUMPED ON THE FERRY

 

WALKED AROUND THE FERRY PLAYING SLOT MACHINES / GETTING MUNCH ETC

 

ENDED UP IN BELGIUM OR FRANCE CANT REMEMBER (MY GEOGRAPHY'S OFF)

 

JUMPED BACK ON THE COACH ALL THE WAY TO AMCHERDAM

 

 

FUK ME

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On 27 June 2016 at 8:37 AM, Lieutenant said:

When you've been talking most of the night, then you ask for the number and she says no I'll take yours and then one rings you.

 

Then you go to holla in the morning and you're blocked!?

 

Whats the meaning

This happened to me today with 2 tings 

they didn't have the decency to block me though, my "you cool" messages have been chillin there double ticked since 1pm

 

 

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happened to me last week -

 

was lipsing/gripsing/scrubsing up a ting.. she was all whispering wicked in my ear - making me have some stiff c*ck

 

im all like lets get an uber and go yours ' naa u aint coming mine'

 

lets get uber go mine 'naa i aint going to yours'

 

ok so wtf is this nonsense then -

 

ohh lets save the suspense

whatsapp her next day - 2 blue ticks

 

 

'for any doubt, this is the guy from last night'

 

2 blue ticks

 

 

 

 

 

 

left it, with the jackie chan.gif going on in my head at the time

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20 hours ago, WhiteB said:

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i actually messaged her first, the next day saying...

 

'THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY' (THINKING SHED SEE THE FUNNY SIDE TO THAT MESSAGE)

 

2 BLUE TICKS

 

I THEN THOUGHT MAYBE SHE DOESNT EXXACTLY KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT OR WHO FROM... AS YOU NEED TO SAVE NUMBERS TO SEE PICS I THINK IT IS....

 

SO THATS WHEN I WROTE THAT OTHER MESSAGE -

 

 

THEN I JUST LEFT IT

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where in all this did i say she rinsed me for drinks????

 

i came out of a club.... (well bar)

 

we were deciding where to go..... me and my niggz

 

a girl walks by and i screamed at her - caught her eye - then she comes over..... we talking for a minute and then we all walk with them down old st (from rivington street..... so imagine that walk)

 

then we try go roadtrip..... these bishes didnt wanna pay £10 because they said they already paid £20 for cargo and cargo was LE DEAD

 

so we cross the road walking towards aquarium... LINE WAS A MAAAAAAAADNESS (it was around 2:30/3am) these times i think

 

so then my boy said 'ahhh lets go to my office we can chill there ¬____¬ - (GET AN UBER TO HIS OFFICE, DRINKING CHATTING ETC ETC...)

 

 

THE GIRL I WAS WITH WAS GETTING MOODY SO SHE FUCKED OFF....

 

10 MINS AFTER THAT I SLYLY MOVED TO HER FRIEND WHO MY BOY WAS 'WITH' ..... BUT I ONLY MOVED TO HER BECAUSE OF THE WAY SHE WAS DRINKING THE 1.5LTR BOTTLE OF FANTA WITH VODKA IN IT.... SAYING SOME DAME GREEZ ABOUT 'HOW SHE CAN FIT IT IN HER MOUTH WHICH TURNED ME ON'

 

 

SO AFTER ALL THAT WE ARE IN COVENT GARDEN ENDZ ON BAIT ROAD...... AND THIS IS WHERE IT LEADS TO MY ORIGINAL MESSAGE....... AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE

 

 

 

LE BACKSTORY

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