Im going to be a father

[Supermalt]

6 hours ago, Fresh said:

Seatwave.com cuz

Yup

Next to her like

[Wavant]

6 hours ago, Seydou said:

Hahahahahah shouldn't be laughing. Your face expression musta been too much.

When they offered on 3rd and she says nah, Beyonce is here.

Djjdjdieieidjsi how is she going to Beyonce on the night before the kill?

PMSL

Some Game of Thrones narrative. 

[dub]

yeah its definitely not happening on the 4th

[Heero Yuy]

pmsl has man waiting around like Odemwingie

 

so close yet so far,

 

she gonna come back from beyonce with some next level bass

 

"who do you think you are, it's my body"

[Badman]

Its peak

[Supermalt]

22 minutes ago, Heero Yuy said:

pmsl has man waiting around like Odemwingie

Choked on my fosters

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Pmsl Pascal going to be streaming the concert like 

Listening to Queen Bey preaching about this 

Gonna have her spouting the above in the car outside the clinic on the morning of the 4th. 

 

[Flat Eric]

poison her

[Thizz]

This needs to be split into a separate topic 

[Mephisto]

16 hours ago, Wavant said:

Beyondre

?

[Wavant]

15 hours ago, Fresh said:

Seatwave.com cuz

LOL Underrated post. 

[Restrictive]

Title

Came in too congratulate man

[JOHN DOE]

6 hours ago, Heero Yuy said:

pmsl has man waiting around like Odemwingie

 

so close yet so far,

 

she gonna come back from beyonce with some next level bass

 

"who do you think you are, it's my body"

This guy and his footy metaphors/similies

 

dbdbbdbdbdfb

all I see is odenwingie in the range now

 

 

[JOHN DOE]

20 hours ago, QPR Dee said:

Fam. 99% chance she gonna go with her girls

"OMG LETS HAVE A DRINK BEFORE WE GO"

*she says nothing, kinda looks away*

"What's the matter?"

It's over from there, shell mention how much mans pushed for the abortion and prob throw in how much she's always wanted to be a mum and even though it's not how she thought it would be she just can't help but feel...

May as well order yourself a card on moonpig for sunday

 

Moonpig on Sunday 

 

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help

[JOHN DOE]

Why is the assassination so far away as well

4th July ya kna 

Way too long. Too much time on for things to change 

 a random getting Preggo is the worst man fee sorry for any man that has been through it 

those random thoughts at college/uni work about how your gonna break it to your parents 

What are your boys gonna say

how this bitch do this to me

why did I beat why why

I've been through it man

 

 

[Lens]

Lol @ the title

[Yoshie]

14 hours ago, Seydou said:

Hahahahahah shouldn't be laughing. Your face expression musta been too much.

When they offered on 3rd and she says nah, Beyonce is here.

Djjdjdieieidjsi how is she going to Beyonce on the night before the kill?

damn

[Haze-e]

Hilarious thread. 

[Lens]

1 hour ago, JOHN DOE said:

Why is the assassination so far away as well

 

Assassination.  Wow

[Flat Eric]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[QPR Dee]

Taking the yute for JFK

[TF S4DK]

On 16 June 2016 at 11:06 PM, PascalMoriarty said:

So the appointment is on the 4th of July, she didn't take the one offered on the 3rd because she's going to see Beyonce. I'm SWEATING, a night of listening to the independent woman garbage that permeates every one of Beyonce's songs could make for a nasty last minute change of heart.

 

Fuck this situation.

? she's having your kid. Lol at side stepping the day cos of Beyoncé.

[LS]

You actually just need to break down in front of her. 

Your pride has to get dashed aside.

She needs to see real life tears pouring down your face.

Tell her you will never be able to love to child and always have some hate for it as it's ruined your career/life.

Does she really want to bring a child into the world where the father has so much hatred towards the kid?

[dub]

yeah make her read the chapter of Freakonomics about abortion and crime rate

lol @ the trolling mod with the title

[Heero Yuy]

17 minutes ago, LS said:

You actually just need to break down in front of her. 

Your pride has to get dashed aside.

She needs to see real life tears pouring down your face.

Tell her you will never be able to love to child and always have some hate for it as it's ruined your career/life.

Does she really want to bring a child into the world where the father has so much hatred towards the kid?

 

way too early in the game to play that shiny charizard imo, if you lose there you actually have to take the murder and a plane to panama, or start looking for a 2 bedroom yard.