Im going to be a father

[Supermalt]

21 minutes ago, Heero Yuy said:

 

way too early in the game to play that shiny charizard imo, if you lose there you actually have to take the murder and a plane to panama, or start looking for a 2 bedroom yard. 

Exactly, too soon for tears.

Ego gets dashed out the window as a second to last resort.

Last resort is fuckery time.

[Funkyskanker]

50 minutes ago, LS said:

You actually just need to break down in front of her. 

Your pride has to get dashed aside.

She needs to see real life tears pouring down your face.

Tell her you will never be able to love to child and always have some hate for it as it's ruined your career/life.

Does she really want to bring a child into the world where the father has so much hatred towards the kid?

it's a black woman we are talking about they will do anything to spite di baby daddy 

[TF S4DK]

Tears don't matter, he has to work out why she wants the child, then strategically pop holes in it and destroy HER vision.

Lol at thinking a women cares what you think. She might even want to be a only parent, she might even want to be a baby mother causing drama.

Time to think and concentrate on her dreams, on what she's told you about her life, about the things she's mocked in her female friends lives, etc...

[Afroman]

15 minutes ago, TF S4DK said:

Tears don't matter, he has to work out why she wants the child, then strategically pop holes in it and destroy HER vision.

Lol at thinking a women cares what you think. She might even want to be a only parent, she might even want to be a baby mother causing drama.

Time to think and concentrate on her dreams, on what she's told you about her life, about the things she's mocked in her female friends lives, etc...

!!!!

[JOHN DOE]

Pmsl any chick reading this topic must think we're monsters 

jlovely where you at?

[Supermalt]

4 minutes ago, JOHN DOE said:

Pmsl any chick reading this topic must think we're monsters 

So. TF is right, women are about self interest more then men. They invented GABOs.

 

[JOHN DOE]

Nah I disagree

men are definitely more about self interest then women

[Heero Yuy]

 

13 minutes ago, JOHN DOE said:

Nah I disagree

men are definitely more about self interest then women

 

c/s

[Supermalt]

okay, but i cant think off the top of my head any man that has used a woman as a come up, the other way round is more prevalent even if genuine. 

name 10 women that have married down.

aint even a bad thing, just life.

[macz]

12 hours ago, QPR Dee said:

Taking the yute for JFK

 

FFS

[Badman]

Women are definitely about that GABOS life

[JLovely]

6 hours ago, JOHN DOE said:

Pmsl any chick reading this topic must think we're monsters 

jlovely where you at?

I'm not shocked.

Bit disgusted with whoever said he should cry and express having a hatred towards the child though. Very foul

[Em Dott]

This topic started off making me feel sorry for you a bit (when it was in the venting thread), but the topic is fucking hilarious.

She made an appointment then changed it because she is going to see Beyonce LOOOOOL

The abortion to her is basically 2/3 dishes sitting in the sink.  It could be quickly dealt with, but if it is a day later it's not a big deal as she'll "defo" do it the following day.  But the day just keeps getting pushed back and the dishes keep piling up.  Until there are no clean dishes left to eat from and you're pissed off so got take away to eat out of a bag, but then she's asking for some because the baby needs nutrients LOL

Good luck and keep us updated for the LOLs

[Lens]

27 minutes ago, Em Dott said:

 

Good luck and keep us updated for the LOLs

[dub]

9 hours ago, TF S4DK said:

Tears don't matter, he has to work out why she wants the child, then strategically pop holes in it and destroy HER vision.

Lol at thinking a women cares what you think. She might even want to be a only parent, she might even want to be a baby mother causing drama.

Time to think and concentrate on her dreams, on what she's told you about her life, about the things she's mocked in her female friends lives, etc...

feel like this is a social media share away from getting this website the worst publicity its ever had

[JOHN DOE]

1 hour ago, Em Dott said:

This topic started off making me feel sorry for you a bit (when it was in the venting thread), but the topic is fucking hilarious.

She made an appointment then changed it because she is going to see Beyonce LOOOOOL

The abortion to her is basically 2/3 dishes sitting in the sink.  It could be quickly dealt with, but if it is a day later it's not a big deal as she'll "defo" do it the following day.  But the day just keeps getting pushed back and the dishes keep piling up.  Until there are no clean dishes left to eat from and you're pissed off so got take away to eat out of a bag, but then she's asking for some because the baby needs nutrients LOL

Good luck and keep us updated for the LOLs

But it's BeyAWNce thoo

[Frank White]

beyonce will gas her still

youre due a "you up? can we talk?" text at 11pm after the show

#stoptheshowstopthebaby

[macz]

Happy Father's Day bro

[MGEEZ]

5 minutes ago, macz said:

Happy Father's Day bro

 

[Fresh]

HFD

[Flat Eric]

5 hours ago, Fresh said:

HFD

 

[Flat Eric]

5 hours ago, Fresh said:

HFD

 

[Cole Des]

Pascal is this girl the 1?

[PascalMoriarty]

Seems nature wasn't trying to wait for the Beyonce concert either...