Im going to be a father

[Drift]

juj come tru?

[Heero Yuy]

How many flights are stairs did she tumble down?

[Zizouz]

Happy not-a-father's day

[JOHN DOE]

1 hour ago, Drift said:

juj come tru?

[Lens]

posd for her not being pregnant. deets please?

[Ephren Taylor]

On 17/06/2016 at 10:18 PM, Haze-e said:

Hilarious thread. 

 

[Wavant]

And that's that. 

Until the next ViP2 G unleashes his woes here...

[Lieutenant]

On 13 June 2016 at 9:44 PM, Wavant said:

Listen to Don Heero.

I've done this, I had to go. I booked 2 days off and went to fucking Leicester - hence why I'll never step into that city again. PL title winners? Nah, the homeland of the girl that nearly shegged me. 

Sitting in that clinic with her nappy, nurse giving me foul looks, cabbie thinking we're a couple and congratulating us, best friend turning up and hotting me. God, I held corn in those 48 hrs.

Then it happened again 

 went through nearly the exact same. One ting from Newcastle come down and presented me with the sloppiest box, couple months later she's pregnant. Lives with her mum and sister who's a teen mum. Initially conceded and started checking Zoopla for properties in the toon. Then managed to twang her to get an abortion... Then her sister talked her out of it.

 

Twanged her to book another one then went down there and booked a hotel 3 days before, kept her there til the abortion then she went through with it.

 

Many many times I thought I was done for. 

[JOHN DOE]

thinjk we could make a 10 page thread of users tales of pregancy woes 

happened to me at least 3 times ffs 

[Lieutenant]

Box >>>>><<<<<<

[Greens]

Luckily it's never gone that far for me, only the late period scares.

Either my pull out game is 10/10 or my boys can't swim.

[Afroman]

29 minutes ago, Lieutenant said:

Box >>>>><<<<<<

In a nut shell

[Supermalt]

1 hour ago, Lieutenant said:

 went through nearly the exact same. One ting from Newcastle come down and presented me with the sloppiest box, couple months later she's pregnant. Lives with her mum and sister who's a teen mum. Initially conceded and started checking Zoopla for properties in the toon. Then managed to twang her to get an abortion... Then her sister talked her out of it.

 

Twanged her to book another one then went down there and booked a hotel 3 days before, kept her there til the abortion then she went through with it.

 

Many many times I thought I was done for. 

Read this like a movie. 

 

[Wavant]

3 hours ago, Lieutenant said:

 went through nearly the exact same. One ting from Newcastle come down and presented me with the sloppiest box, couple months later she's pregnant. Lives with her mum and sister who's a teen mum. Initially conceded and started checking Zoopla for properties in the toon. Then managed to twang her to get an abortion... Then her sister talked her out of it.

 

Twanged her to book another one then went down there and booked a hotel 3 days before, kept her there til the abortion then she went through with it.

 

Many many times I thought I was done for. 

PMSL THE REAL

Drafting an email to your director to request that transfer as well... FFSsssssss

[Mame Biram Diouf]

3 hours ago, Wavant said:

PMSL THE REAL

Drafting an email to your director to request that transfer as well... FFSsssssss

????

[Yoshie]

Congrats Pascal.

One of my nightmares is her getting pregnant, mainly as we're years deep and I think if it actually happened her mind might change.

[Lieutenant]

What?

[Simply D]

On ‎19‎/‎06‎/‎2016 at 0:03 AM, dub said:

feel like this is a social media share away from getting this website the worst publicity its ever had

Bruuuuuuv

this is a VERY dark topic...not sure I will be returning

I know there are vipers WITH kids shaking their heads with disgust

[Supermalt]

7 hours ago, Simply D said:

Bruuuuuuv

this is a VERY dark topic...not sure I will be returning

I know there are vipers WITH kids shaking their heads with disgust

It's deep but these are the options in reality if he doesn't want kids with her, those vipers did.  

 

[PascalMoriarty]

10 hours ago, Simply D said:

Bruuuuuuv

this is a VERY dark topic...not sure I will be returning

I know there are vipers WITH kids shaking their heads with disgust

Agreed some of the responses I've received were dark and a little bit further than tongue in cheek. But ultimately that's what vip2 is, we educate and entertain each other. Life's too short and shit to not be able to find some sort of humour even in the most unfortunate situations such as this one. Apologies to anyone who was offended by the topic, but this is just an anecdote to you lot, I have to actually live this shit smh. 

[Heero Yuy]

On 8/22/2014 at 10:10 AM, Heero Yuy said:

Currently In the midst of my first pregnancy scare with the chick I'm seeing.

 

Her period is late today…..sweating like Robinho in the AC Milan top.

 

 

On 8/27/2014 at 10:28 AM, Heero Yuy said:

 

 

Pregnant, but she's not keeping...

 

 

 

I lived it  live on air too bro.

[Flat Eric]

On 06/22/2016 at 2:23 PM, JOHN DOE said:

thinjk we could make a 10 page thread of users tales of pregancy woes 

happened to me at least 3 times ffs 

Dark times

 

Spiking a fanta fruit twist with a dangerous amount of crushed morning after pills

Turned out bitch wasnt even pregnant.

[JOHN DOE]

where did you get the pills from