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THE OFFICIAL VENTING + ANTI VENTING THREAD PART FOUR


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On 20/06/2017 at 8:13 PM, Grafter said:

my goldfish Usain

i come into the kitchen an im clearin up, turn to put something in the cupboard an see a fish on the floor - im thinkin nah we didnt buy any sprats. then I look in the bowl and Usain is missing - Usain is on the fucking floor. Immediately I thought he was dead - I used a spatula to scoop him up and thenflipped him out of the spatula on the counter, alhamdulillah HE IS ALIVE!!!!!! started flippin all over the show.

i nearly had a heart attack, hes back in the bowl now but i'm baffled at how he jumped so far out and why. thank GOD the dog didn't find him first

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38 minutes ago, Bruno Di Gradi said:

took a chunk of meat out my thumb lifting a case at work 3 hrs ago

 

still bleeding.

 

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You report that yh?

go through the proper work accident procedures 

could be looking at 5 bags comp minimum 

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4 minutes ago, Bruno Di Gradi said:

theyll just say i should of been using PPE

lol was you not ?

Ive seen people pick up 2 bags for the most frivolous things

employer will always try get you for anything they can cos they know if you have done nothing wrong and they cant prove its your fault they are paying out

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13 minutes ago, Bruno Di Gradi said:

i wasnt...but PPE hasnt been provided... 

boy solicitors will eat that shit up

your employer might be hassle to do an accident report with tho, will defo try blame you and get you fearing for your employment

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1 hour ago, Bruno Di Gradi said:

last girl iknew like that wanted me to fist her ass... So as bad as it sounds i cant disagree.

Ffs

All I'm hearing now is the One Punch intro

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2 hours ago, Bruno Di Gradi said:

last girl iknew like that wanted me to fist her ass... So as bad as it sounds i cant disagree.

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But come on that's one girl

By that logic i could say all ghanain men with bald heads are dirty whorebags eho offer to eat strangers out for fun

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