Doing DIY for a female

[Lens]

If a woman asks You to help her put together some items she bought from Ikea, is this a catalyst for smashing said woman?

 

[local]

Massive pisstake if it ain't 

[dom dom bullets]

9 minutes ago, local said:

Massive pisstake if it ain't 

Especially if it's a bed. Setting it up for another man to land and bless the sheets

[underwriter]

i remember one lighty many a years ago (actually a work colleague in retail) asked me 'do i wanna go ikea with her' i thought about it and then i thought naaa thats longgg man

 

and then when the boat sailed, i realised.... 'but wait, i would have been in her bedroom'

 

 

 

weebey.gif kicked in

[Haze-e]

45 minutes ago, dom dom bullets said:

Especially if it's a bed. Setting it up for another man to land and bless the sheets

Looooooool

19 minutes ago, underwriter said:

i remember one lighty many a years ago (actually a work colleague in retail) asked me 'do i wanna go ikea with her' i thought about it and then i thought naaa thats longgg man

 

and then when the boat sailed, i realised.... 'but wait, i would have been in her bedroom'

 

 

 

weebey.gif kicked in

Them ones where you would have dropped her off, carried her shit in and she tells you "Ok thanks mate. Byeeee"

[Supermalt]

Title pissed me off

[Heero Yuy]

Does this actually happen irl, females asking a man to come round to do DIY?

Thought it was just a way to progress the story in 80's porn.

[Anderson]

Also not sure putting a chest of drawers together counts as DIY?

[Badman]

12 hours ago, underwriter said:

i remember one lighty many a years ago (actually a work colleague in retail) asked me 'do i wanna go ikea with her' i thought about it and then i thought naaa thats longgg man

 

and then when the boat sailed, i realised.... 'but wait, i would have been in her bedroom'

 

 

 

weebey.gif kicked in

this guy

[Kuffir]

Catch my girl legs open better smash that

[Flat Eric]

On 12/3/2017 at 12:51 PM, underwriter said:

i remember one lighty many a years ago (actually a work colleague in retail) asked me 'do i wanna go ikea with her' i thought about it and then i thought naaa thats longgg man

 

and then when the boat sailed, i realised.... 'but wait, i would have been in her bedroom'

 

 

 

weebey.gif kicked in

legend

[Lens]

On 03/12/2017 at 8:04 PM, Anderson said:

Also not sure putting a chest of drawers together counts as DIY?

Unless someone's doing it for me or it comes built, it's DIY. 

Stopped half way through to move to her, smashed a 2nd time on completion. 

Also received a complimentary home cooked salmon dinner

Was actually nice working on something together, even if she was just holding/finding parts.

Also ___>>> women's ability to read instructions

[local]

Good lad lenzo 

i has all my faith in you

what did you make her

other than babies

[Wavant]

3 hours ago, local said:

Good lad lenzo 

i has all my faith in you

what did you make her

other than babies

LMAO

[Seth Rollins]

I didn't do it for my girl when in a relationship, I'm certainly not doing it for no random gyal.

In fact, my girl's friend (female) used to come round and do the DIY. TBH though that was more to do with the fact that it's her yard and I'm already paying bills, all she done was make dinner. F**k all that.

[Grafter]

Reh

[SLEAZE BALL]

A big man like Goli ya nah

 

[Seydou]

So your girl would call another female to fix something?

I'd feel some type of way personally

[Supermalt]

wasnt this bout randoms or links?

if its my girl saying no is stone cold lol

[local]

Petty

[Lens]

2 hours ago, local said:

Petty

wap

/

it was a cross trainer still. pointless piece of equipment but whatever

[J. Edgar]

Not trying to generalise but I tend to find that white girls are comfortable putting up shelves/beds aided or unaided

With black girls, they will kiss their teeth at the thought of putting anything up.

[Lens]

this should be good

[connorwickham]

SIMP behaviour

[yhfam]

On 16/12/2017 at 9:30 PM, J. Edgar said:

Not trying to generalise but I tend to find that white girls are comfortable putting up shelves/beds aided or unaided

With black girls, they will kiss their teeth at the thought of putting anything up.

wtf