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13 minutes ago, O Fenomeno said:

What do you lot normally give your neighbours for Christmas?

 

 

depends

1. if i know them & we cool then they get at least a card, maybe some chocs, something their family can enjoy, i'd even tell 'em come over for a drink/eat

2. if i don't them nothing, just hi & bye/merry xmas when i see them

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1 minute ago, Incumbent said:

depends

1. if i know them & we cool then they get at least a card, maybe some chocs, something their family can enjoy, i'd even tell 'em come over for a drink/eat

2. if i don't them nothing, just hi & bye/merry xmas when i see them

Say if it is a sexy single mother?.

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20 minutes ago, O Fenomeno said:

Say if it is a sexy single mother?.

well now all things change now lol

*mack mode on*

firstly i don't know what ur budget is but i am sure u have spoken to her so u know what she may want? could do with?

i'd get her something that keeps her secure i.e a cheap security system https://ring.com/products

something that shows u care about her and her child in a NOT SO BAIT i want to bang u way

MOST IMPORTANT: get something for the child as well, THAT will cement and probably get u what u want

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throw in a card too

does she like plays? maybe 3 tickets to a child friendly one like the lion king for u all

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if u really want to make it happen, give her a weekend break to a spa/make over and in the christmas card just write "You are a great mother, here's something to help you recharge xoxo"

 

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On 21/12/2017 at 3:19 PM, Incumbent said:

well now all things change now lol

*mack mode on*

firstly i don't know what ur budget is but i am sure u have spoken to her so u know what she may want? could do with?

i'd get her something that keeps her secure i.e a cheap security system https://ring.com/products

something that shows u care about her and her child in a NOT SO BAIT i want to bang u way

MOST IMPORTANT: get something for the child as well, THAT will cement and probably get u what u want

/

throw in a card too

does she like plays? maybe 3 tickets to a child friendly one like the lion king for u all

/

if u really want to make it happen, give her a weekend break to a spa/make over and in the christmas card just write "You are a great mother, here's something to help you recharge xoxo"

 

Bro what? These are things I’ll get for my mum not fucking neighbour :lmao: 

wtf

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On 21/12/2017 at 3:19 PM, Incumbent said:

well now all things change now lol

*mack mode on*

firstly i don't know what ur budget is but i am sure u have spoken to her so u know what she may want? could do with?

i'd get her something that keeps her secure i.e a cheap security system https://ring.com/products

something that shows u care about her and her child in a NOT SO BAIT i want to bang u way

MOST IMPORTANT: get something for the child as well, THAT will cement and probably get u what u want

/

throw in a card too

does she like plays? maybe 3 tickets to a child friendly one like the lion king for u all

/

if u really want to make it happen, give her a weekend break to a spa/make over and in the christmas card just write "You are a great mother, here's something to help you recharge xoxo"

 

Pmsl

youre a neek 

think you’re Mack mode is malfunctioning 

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On 12/21/2017 at 3:19 PM, Incumbent said:

well now all things change now lol

*mack mode on*

firstly i don't know what ur budget is but i am sure u have spoken to her so u know what she may want? could do with?

i'd get her something that keeps her secure i.e a cheap security system https://ring.com/products

something that shows u care about her and her child in a NOT SO BAIT i want to bang u way

MOST IMPORTANT: get something for the child as well, THAT will cement and probably get u what u want

/

throw in a card too

does she like plays? maybe 3 tickets to a child friendly one like the lion king for u all

/

if u really want to make it happen, give her a weekend break to a spa/make over and in the christmas card just write "You are a great mother, here's something to help you recharge xoxo"

 

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