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1. you have many ideas of who i am

i'm the lovable guy of the forum, a regular feature, a fan favourite, we've persoanlly had dozens of deep meaningful conversations that i will always cherish

you might have the bollocks of a fish but i'm sure your memorys ok

2. it's consumer electronics you milky bar twat

who the fuck is buying gear from germany you cockend

do you know what island we live on

are you prancing to trance, sniffing poppers and feeling a leather clad bavarian's goatee on the back of your neck?

no mate, cos this is england you fucking carrot

3. I had to say it's legal cos i know how much of a wufter you are

n i said anonymous apps cos clearly upon rudely ignoring my first message i figured you didnt want me finding out your true spindly identity

if i was involved in any of this 'dodgy business' you fucking rodney, would i be baiting myself up on a fred or would i just be angry at your FUCKING GAUL

fuck off back to berlin u mug

 

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I'm not based in Berlin you mug.  

1 hour ago, Badman said:

You could have at least replied to donny nah?

I don't reply to recruiters on LinkedIn just because we're on the same social media platform nor do I reply to random people I don't know on Facebook who send messages to the message request inbox.

 

If I get this message sent to my inbox

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Alright our kid

gonna seem a bit random but I assure you this isn’t some ridiculous troll

 I’m expanding a little project of mine - all legal - and I need someone residing in Germany (preferably German) who can speak a good amount of English and wouldn’t mind earning  good bit of extra p for literally fuck all work and some initial translation work

bonus points if you know any Spanish or Italian motherfuckers in their respective lands also for the same shit

Finders fee for you can help us out 

you wanna chat on WhatsApp n I can explain details?

 

Am I really gonna want to enquire further?

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1 hour ago, dub said:

I'm not based in Berlin you mug.  

 

Exactly 

Off you trot then

I ain’t got time to listen to the ins n outs of your social anxieties 

if someone speaks to you then have a chat back kid don’t just look at your cloggs

loads of cunts on here can vouch for what I do I just didn’t wanna bait it up on messages here

i had thought you was a normal geeza

Bein a p*ssy don’t give you a pass to be rude 

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5 hours ago, dub said:

I'm not based in Berlin you mug.  

I don't reply to recruiters on LinkedIn just because we're on the same social media platform nor do I reply to random people I don't know on Facebook who send messages to the message request inbox.

 

If I get this message sent to my inbox

 

Am I really gonna want to enquire further?

Yeah why not?

I know first hand that Local gets it in so why wouldn't you inquire if making money is the motive?

 

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Srs question 

who have you met on here irl?

seem to vouch for a couple man like ur long term bredrins

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but yh I agree

unfortunately for me I have talked to much smack/fraff/shit to ever reveal my identity and thus to be taken seriously.

but would be definatley be good to network with ppl in the same field (Ecom)

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Local post a thread here: http://www.ukbusinessforums.co.uk/

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42 minutes ago, yhfam said:

Srs question 

who have you met on here irl?

seem to vouch for a couple man like ur long term bredrins

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but yh I agree

unfortunately for me I have talked to much smack/fraff/shit to ever reveal my identity and thus to be taken seriously.

but would be definatley be good to network with ppl in the same field (Ecom)

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Local post a thread here: http://www.ukbusinessforums.co.uk/

What

you ask the dumbest questions about fucking abortion pills n bait shit

i remembered a guy lived in Germany for a bit on here

I remembered my boy jan now anyway 

why the fuck am I posting on a random forum ive been here for 10 years you mug 

I’ve only met Miz n France aka anyone who’s been in thai while I’ve been there

what do you want 

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On 12/20/2017 at 6:15 AM, yhfam said:

why don’t you enquire on a business forum

what gwan?

i was leathered this morning when i wrote my response to this

i forgot the obvious point that me planting the seed of my profitable business concept, basically void of any global competition, in the minds of self-proclaimed 'business men' might not be the wisest of moves

i'll set my office on fire while i'm at it

i just need a post boy

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anyway

enough venting

long time init

we're sick

i wouldn't have my new born if it wasnt for this forum

big up my wifey KG xx

peace n love

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2 hours ago, Badman said:

congrats bro

cheers brother

gonna arrange marriage off mine n kates baby up with ashmans n ceazys

i cant be bothered to think right now but there's definite;y a joke metaphor to be made about switching to the forums white layout somewhere there

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