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Stop giving a fuck

Do the opposite to everyone else

forgive everyone continually cos they’re stupider than you

Accept everyone else is happy to be pointless mammals 

treat them nice, play the game

accept you will occasionally snap

give it a week before you carry out meth infused homicides, no matter how ingeniously planned

Live next to an A road

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3 hours ago, local said:

Stop giving a fuck

Do the opposite to everyone else

forgive everyone continually cos they’re stupider than you

Accept everyone else is happy to be pointless mammals 

treat them nice, play the game

In spite of your Gary Glitter esque escapades in Thailand, this is great advice m80 ? ?? 

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3 hours ago, ag. said:

In spite of your Gary Glitter esque escapades in Thailand, this is great advice m80 ? ?? 

in spite of your continually astounding absences of purpose, strong somali father figures and most importantly wit, i'd still have a laugh repeatedly jamming a flathead screwdriver into your abdomen 

that last word means stomach or 'belleh' by the way mate

not to be confused with how you address your mum's latest tooth ridden fling of course

 

 

lets see how many minutes it takes you to work that little riddle out

don't ever pretend you relate to me in any way shape or form again you fucking docile mong

you do the complete opposite of playin the game in every post on here u mug

you n ur ego wouldn't even roll the dice so you stand in the stuperior corner watching countdown shouting out 4 letter words to your mum

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8 hours ago, local said:

forgive everyone continually cos they’re stupider than you

Accept everyone else is happy to be pointless mammals 

treat them nice, play the game

yes pal, sorry, you're right

it did touch the nonce nerve because of all the noncing i did nonce upon a time

and may i say even i wasnt the massive peado i am then that would still have been one hell of a side splitter big man

it's like every time you repeat that very same scenario to me, not only do you get a hard earned break from all your standard innovative and unique observations you normally shit out to other posters, but it somehow helps solidify you as one the forum's most greatest thinkers

even the concept of child abuse gets funnier every time

have a lovely day

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