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ladylaura

what are men like?

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Men are like...........placematsthey only show up when there's food on the table......mascarathey usually run at the first sign of emotion......bike helmetsthey're good in emergencies but usually just look silly......government bondsthey take so long to mature......copiersyou need them in reproduction but that's about it......lava lampsfun to look at it but not all that bright......bank accountswithout a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest......high heelsthey're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it......curling ironsthey're always hot and always in your hair......mini skirtsif your not careful they'll creep up your legs......handgunskeep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

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