[Who Wants To SKANKKKKK OUTTTTTTTTTT?]

yea yeaaaa tunes heavy tes la rok is masssive

[BOWCATS]

if you with your long term girlfriend it is the way forward.factoid.

[Meeting the other halfs family..]

her mums fine wi me, i met her dad las night, he told me to leave the house Obviously i had to show respect even if it did mean a 3 hour walk through the bits at 1 in the morning.Can kinda see the funny side to it now though.

[BOWCATS]

i done it for the first time ever the other night (not snowballin) was aright you know.

[promethazine codeine syrup etc]

Is you my friend, dont have codine in it but it got dxmhttp://www.erowid.org/chemicals/dxm/dxm.shtml

[Txting girls stupidness when your drunk]

orrrr god, i cant remember which comedian said that you should have a breathalizer on your phone or what ever but its true!Other night my girl called me when we was both drunk, fallen out with her parents, the state of mind i was in i thought it would be a good idea to move in together... oh dear...

[the black ghost - some way through (skream & plastician rmx)]

had this on vinyl for time is a big track

[Public shows of affection]

Normally i aint big on it like i think smaddy said a little kiss is oright but not full on.Las night however went a bit too far in a bar after a few too many drinks.Oh dear ;(

[Make me a muslim]

"a bit of sh*t never hert anyone, its probably good for the immune system"BAHAHAHAHANO!

[People who dont back their talk]

uh ooo ahhh ahhhhhhJokes i know what your sayin, always folk in car aswell, would never do it on foot.

[Jungle]

yeaaaaa will up a few a bit later.Safe that first tune is a stonker also.

[SHOOBZING 2NIGHT?]

That line up is f*ckin large!Rah wish i could reach tonight am off to some dead out hard house night for the laugh.

[FUCKING UGLY GIRLS.]

hahaha dont worry about it mate, you gotta sleep wi the ugly ones to appreciate the good lookin ones.

[Tea or Coffee]

LMAOAm a yorkshire man so its gonna be tea. Apart from first thing in the morning, cant beat a maxwell house 2 sugars an a fag (no homo)

[If you get locked up for time]

Wouldnt you get away with doin the crime once you get out though, you already done the time.

[Y cant girls keep there mouf shut]

She buss shines... bahahaha

["Oi wah gwan blud I heard you're dead"]

People thought i was in jail for a while, was jus working non stop an had lost my phones so no one could get in touch.

[Best Three Words After Having Sex]

how was that?ive had better

[DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN WHITE PEOPLE]

I know one lad who calls them 'slightly'As in slightly blackGets a straight

[GAY BLACK PEOPLE]

I dont mind if they gay, thas there buisness, but why they gotta be so f*cking camp about things, surely been gay means you like men, so why you actin like a f*ckin lady for??Ra should be illegal still.

[Tryin to record a little set on Soundforge]

happend to me wi soundforge, was fine one day, nex it was all distorted dint matter how i messed wi settings, volume on mixer nothing..I use windows media encoder now, it works fine, jus it records to wma so you have to use another program to change it to mp3 if thats what your after.

[Skepta - Over The Top]

flopppped!Dont know if its serious thouhg, les hope not!

[50 cent caught doin coke??]

blatenly high.#1 . The way the bum squad guy comes on an wipes his nose straight up#2 . How he does the line an the camera backs out#3 . The cheeky grin on his face as he walks out knowin he got busted.#4 . The way his jaw is grindin as he is talkin an he trys to hide it.

[Best Three Words After Having Sex]

They Look at me like this.I say"Don't tell mommy"

LMFAO

[The Descent]

Safe wanted to see this for long time!