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  3. Notting Hill Carnival 2012 - What's good?

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    Notting Hill CARNIVAL STREET FEMALE HAREM REVIEW FROM ISMOOTH

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    My Review of Carnival 2012,: Before I went, I had to have some sip of liquor, went carnival, enjoyed it for lil while. Left early, due to plethora of hoodrats flowing in like endless water.

    As soon as I arrived, them motherf*ckers at the bars be taking the piss about paying 1 pound to use the toilet. Then I had to go to the alley way and piss in the corner, I didn't give a fu.ck, then I see other bitches waving at me across the street, then I caught them slipping in the middle of the alley way, taking their panties off, I mean literally, since I was bit faded I was like this guy on the photo kaprow_welcome1.jpg

    when I saw them chicks taking their pum pum shorts off to pee pee.

    The girls and the music was on point, otherwise, only liability of Carnival: To many hoodrats.

    My screening process, as I got older, has moved to another threshold of Selecting and Approach in Urgency, at the appropriate female, reducing time wasters and chicks who don't seem to appreciate good or advanced game.

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    Amount of women in Carnival, was to much, hehe, from all over globe and cities aswell, Level of Cooperation when it comes to women, oh my god, fellas in here need to travel more, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

    *** Cooperation 0% to 20% to 50%: Majority of London Girls

    ***** Cooperation 60% to 100%: Northampton, Israel (Tourist) , on way from Carnival: I talked to Irish women came from Ireland for a visit , close to getting the number; so I moved swiftly on my way, I approached so many women, can't remember how all of them looked like, I enjoyed it though, adrenaline rush was intense, some chicks got their ego boosted, smiling, atleast some one had the ball of steel to approach,

    my ego was boosted in return anyways :).

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    One rare west London chick shown serious cooperation, apparently she had a man, I'm not that type of Don Juan, I prefer single women, less complex that way, if she was single and the level cooperation I received: I would of penetrated through her so fast like Usain Bolt was on Viagra and Horney Goat Weed supplement.

    Northampton: further outside London( they are mad appreciative to good game, even, if they're still in relationship, they show mad respect, less self absorbed. Since I was spitting game at Northampton chick, couple more other niggas came through with basic game, other players had to pop in, don't blame em, can't be the only player to be in the field, putting in the work, guys had to creep in like this guy in this gif image below:

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    Music: Area where they play Garage and old skool music, was to much, especially when the DJ played "OI" " WHO'S THAT BOY LETHAL B OI WHO'S WHAT BOY LETHAL B", I see some of them asian guys get really gassed up, I aint gone lie, got gassed aswell

    Area where they play Bashment and HipHop, music was banging, however, it was like hoodrat and weed head fest, OH MY GOD, yardie niggas gassed off that Psychedelic Weed, they start hallucinating in the middle of the streets, in their minds: probably seeing angels and floating in the sky dancing to Buju Banton and Vybz Kartel, that's black people for you sometimes, my people he he.

    On way from Carnival, I saw this spice laying on the street like corpse, I was thinking, any alcohol above 40% overwhelmed her quick, bitch needs to stick to 4% alcohol, ladies, leave the big man drinks for the mandem.

    Anyways HAHA danc.gif I booked a ticket for London Express to another City in UK :Dbale2.gif The world has so much to offer, especially, when it comes to GYALDEM RAAAH, DUN KNOW IM OUT :keeporder:

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    I SMOOTH GRACEFULLY MY WAY OUT.

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  6. Notting Hill Carnival 2012 - What's good?

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    Might roll through. Momentum of Macking only gets stronger, Macks, players, Don Juans , Casanovas are coming out to PLAY!!!!!!!!!!

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    Carnival was live to me. but the after party was whole another level. they had all types of music genres' from hiphop,funkyhouse,oldskool hiphop and bashment.

    On the day time Carnival , me and my cuzzy and brother was skankin at the rampage and talking to some chicks outside london( Chicks from outside london very receptive to good game) then I tried to holla at some more chicks but I got rejected numerous times. most people came there with positive attitudes and freindly vibes and was there for having fun, have a drink, dance. it was only few niggas trying to cause havoc and end up pissing off the DJ's ( only on rampage).

    So when the daytime carnival ended, me,bruva and one of my cuzzy started walking towards da nearest bus station and there was this big hench mixed guy try badge my cousin but I was wacthing everything with my third eye open , and my cuzzy started waving his hand on disrespectful way, but the hench guy didn't really want it ,he was just fronting, so we carried on walking and my cuzzy left 9 , because he had to go somewhere.

    So me and my bruva decided to go on the way to harlsdean ,oh my lord and brothers looking for trouble outside like for example having fights and one brudda got chased by bare niggas then like 2 hours later 2 white bois and 1 mixed yout came with hooded up with pedal bikes trying to fight one black breh at chicken shop at the same spot one brudda got rushed 2 hours earlier, but it was madness, and the police wasn't even there at that time. waited in que for 2-3 hours and when me and brother stepped in the party , we thought it was going to be ok. But it turned out to be f*ck*ng liveeven doe its gang full of black bois and black girls and mixed chicks.

    I was just trying to bring that positive vibes by dancing and smiling little bit , because alot niggas just stood like wallflowers, and the dj said if alot you guys came here with your freind grab a lady n start wining stop acting like battymans some thing like that, I mean the Dj's keep niggas in check, that's why there wasn't really no fight inside the hall, it was mostly me and couple other niggas and the girls that tore that dancefloor when it comes to skanking. it was so live, the black girls ripped the dancefloor when they were wining, and me and my brother was holding girls by their waist and was grinding on hoes, left and right. no joke the hood after party in harlsdean was one of the best shubz I been to so far.

    i look forward to your 2012 review.

    I'M STILL LAUGHING AT MY CARNI REVIEW OF 2009, TEEN SMOOTH WENT WILD.

    HAHAHA REMEMBER THAT DAY, REMINISCING HEHE, ONE WHITE GIRL WAS WINING ON ME SO HARD, ALMOST TRY BREAK MY DI.CK OR SOMETHING.

    TRUST ME, THIS TIME, I'M GETTING DRUNK WHICH MEANS, IT MIGHT BE WILDER STORY COMING FROM ME G

  11. VIP2 MOVIE CLUB pt.2

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    GYALIST TYPE OF MOVIES, DON JUAN DE MARCO IS REALLY GOOD, BIT OLD, CHECK IT OUT ON YOUTUBE, FULL VERSION ALL UPLOADED.

    DESCRIPTION : Don Juan DeMarco is a 1995 American romantic comedy-drama film starring Johnny Depp as John Arnold DeMarco, a man who believes himself to be Don Juan, the greatest lover in the world. Clad in a cape and domino mask, DeMarco undergoes psychiatric treatment with Marlon Brando's character, Dr. Jack Mickler, to cure him of his apparent delusion. But the psychiatric sessions have an unexpected effect on the psychiatric staff, some of whom find themselves inspired by DeMarco's delusion; the most profoundly affected is Dr. Mickler himself, who rekindles the romance in his complacent marriage.

    The movie is based on two different sources; the modern-day story is based on director/screenwriter Jeremy Leven's short story Don Juan DeMarco and the Centerfold (the movie's original title before the studio changed it shortly before release), while the flashbacks depicting DeMarco's back-story are based on the more familiar legend of Don Juan, especially as told by Lord Byron in his version of the legend.

  13. No Game Syndrome

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    Yeah being drunk does reduce inhibition. I can still pull without drinking, fo sho. I was talking to more than 50 - 100 women during my prior sales experiences,plus I had some minor gaps on my bottom teeth,during those times, got it sorted months later, still had that confidence on deck.

  14. No Game Syndrome

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    Takes practise and experience, confidence grows from talking to girls not 1 not 5 not 10 but more than 20, 50, 100 or even 1,000 women, like sales, since I used to do sales, the more customers you talk to, the more likely you will make a sale, like the law of average would be 1 out of 20 or 50( customer ready to buy a product or order online), same method applies to dealing with women in general.

    I concur with some of the guys in this thread, talking about liqour boost their confidence and game, man, it's no joke, how I would drink some liqour, then hit up the club in west end and approach and talk to girls like it was nothing, ability to take rejections like a man, I was impressed with myself.

  16. Two Shades of Gayle

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    GAYLE,WE CAN'T EVEN SEND LUBRICANT FOR YOU, ONCE YOU TOUCH MOTHERLAND, THAT'S YOUR ASHY BELLY DONE G, RED CROSS WON'T EVEN SEND T SHIRT FOR YOU NOR CONDOMS. PREPARE YOURSELF FOR ENDLESS BEATING ASHY p*ssy, PLAYING FOTBALL WITH TOILET PAPER ROLL AND PROBABLY GO ON SUPER DIET PROGRAM IN THE VILLAGE, NO SUPPLEMENT, NO STEROID AND DEFINITELY NO KFC.

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  17. Two Shades of Gayle

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    ThIs ain't the last we've heard of gayle. He's an IT guy and if he'd go this far for p*ssy. Imagine how far he'd go to get his life back and revenge. Can imagine him breathing heavy in the shadows, typing mad fast. Peri peri sauce splashing all over the keyboard. Pictures of dinky, bane and John Doe on the walls.

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    PERI PERI SAUCE LMAOO :lmao: PROBABLY BE TO LATE FOR REVENGE, SINCE HE MIGHT GET DEPORTED BACK TO THE DEEPEST PART OF THE JUNGLE IN AFRICA FOR IDENTITY FRAUD, PROBABLY HAS FAKE PASSPORT. FIRST DIAGNOSIS OF ANY MENTAL DISORDER: ABNORMAL SEXUAL DESIRE AND SECOND EXAMINATION OF IDENTIFY FRAUD. SINCE HE HAD THE ABILITY TO PRETEND AS FEMALE ONLINE. PROBABLY NO p*ssy FOR HIM IN CARNIVAL DAY, HE CAN GO BACK TO THE JUNGLES OF AFRICA AND DAGGER DAGGER SOME PRECIOUS LOOKING BALDED HEADED AFRICAN WOMEN IN THE VILLAGE.

    THIS IS YOUR OPTION GAYLE :

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    STOP THE PERI PERI SAUCE AND EATING KING SIZE BURGER, PREPARE YOUR SELF OF ENDLESS TORTURE OF SURROUNDING YOURSELF AROUND ASHY p*ssy.

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  18. Two Shades of Gayle

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    GAYLE, NIGGA YOUR POSTING ON FORUM PRETENDING TO BE A BITCH, IMAGINE THE LEVEL OF SCANDALOUS sh*t YOUR CAPABLE OFF. NIGGA GET BACK TO JOB CENTRE. NEVER TRUST FAT NIGGAS LIKE THIS. YOU PEOPLE SHOULD CHECK THIS PODCAST DIRTY MACKING BY TARIQ ELITE

    http://macklessonsradio.com/index/episode-344-dirty-mackin-

    YOU GOT TWO OPTIONS NIGGA JOBCENTRE NEXT DAY OR TRY TO SCAM SOME BITCH FOR SOME MONEY TO GO BACK TO THE VILLAGES IN AFRICA, ONLY CHARITY PEOPLE CAN CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR HOUSEHOLD IS PROBABLY SOME SANDALS AND REMAINING LEFT OVER FUFU JUST INCASE YOU TURN INTO STARVING SOMALIAN WITH FLIES FLOATING AROUND YOUR ASHY BELLY FOR THE NEXT 2 YEARS SANCTION OF NO JSA PAYMENT.

    GOD FORGIVE, BUT VIP2 DON'T.

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  23. Official Raving Thread.

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    I GOT GASSED WHEN STAY SCHEMING & IM A BOSS CAME ON, however, there was couple dimes in the place , not bad not bad, other than that; it was nothing but bunch of average looking chicks fronting like they're halle berry: Learnt the lesson the hard way: so close to chris brown check this ugly bitch for talking fraff,anyways I enjoyed my confabulation & foreplay with the few attractive ladies, which was better than approaching average, ugly bitches & fat bitches with wack attitude.

    I don't know why butters girls got to have the most shittest attitude in ratio compare to attractive girls, I found that weird due to my empirical experiences.

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