DazLeR
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im using sum random youngers oyster for free travel and £1 for any train. sick thing is its gunna last another 2 years
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your dad and a prostitute are about to jump off a cliff who do u try to save...."my dad obv".... why wouldnt you save ur mum------------a christian and a jew at the bus stop, the christian says "whens the next bus jew/due" - dont really work in text form...bare deep to jews but all i can remember .how do u fit 50 jews in a fiat punto...... 1 in drivers seat 1 in passenger, cram 3 in back and 45 in ash tray
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people taking headphones from my ear.................... is it beef?or "what u listening to?" as they pull it out to put it in their greeze bag ear hole
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i saw that vid of seaker tellin aaron to smile n all that was jokes
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need 2 tools to open a normal yale lock the tension n any pick really i watched bare youtube vids n learnt its intresting
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u lot tlkin bout blazin in the sea sounds sick, going malia this summer will there be any bud out there?
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when you try tell a joke and 1 you cant get it out cos ur creasing to much or 2 tell the punch line before you ment too
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when all your anecdotes begin with the words "there was this time when i was lean..."you start chewing 5mins before your foods finished cookingyour post man opens your letter box and forgot why he came so u never get mailwhen you go to a house party and you and the other stoners cook every bit of meat from the freezer whilst everyone is dancing
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the other week we saw a big crow on a pigeons back we fort it was f*ckin it then saw it fly off with the pigeons head was f*ckin jokes/raw. ye pigeons r waste they get brave
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when ppl change the plan but dont think to tell u
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government will come with if we use this method there wont be enough greenhouse gases which will mean u die somhow but if u donate money they will make it the old way
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no invite for u nah?
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dont even kno how to embed
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tbh im lol'ing @ ur girl being stronger than u
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i know chem unit 2 dont kno sh*t for unit 1 or 3b
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I need to get an oyster card
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17 i kno i can get my own one but im sooooo lazy.dont judge me