scarlet
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tracks a classic stillios
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i needs to learn me how to drivestarting soon...
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i'm a 80's music guy and i feel no shameman will crawl out the pub on a friday night belting out "cos u r GOLD!!!" all the way home80's pop>>>>
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works in tesco u know lol[Devilman]you will get a wong sen, wong sen, if u don't show me where d bling is[/Devilman]also i'd get the diddy job, just like thatbut i don't wanna work for that ni99a
dont think ur bad bcos u quote an MC who part time works in Tesco. what didnt you understand? obviously not for you then so dont bother.what?[devilman]carpe dont think your safe because u roll with the police, cus i always have a shotgun under my fleece[/devilman] -
all d timei lack manners and ettiquette
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if i ever see ashman on the train or at the train station... kmtsome stupidness blad
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i'd've kept that sh*tcertain heads aint on it i swears
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heads know who they r so no need to name namesif i catch u on curb its that time, no hype necessary (oi ashman i bloodclaat mean u sta)also if i ever catch kurious or guppilicious out here... no hype necessary anyways
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i'm sure i strapped that thoif i din't i'll still say i did(welcome to the barrel of crabs good sir)Stop tiefing my "Hand in your melanin for redistribution" insult. -
bang bangfirstly you dont make my life hell dont eva fink u affect me that much like i said ur like a clown at the circus to meimagine a big fat man lauging stuffin his face wiv chips (me) wiv a dirty wench under his arm (chloe/ceazy) wiping the grease from his beard wiv one hand and bashing him wiv the other, with his feet resting upon a small piglet like creature (your son!) who is trimming his toe nails with his teeth, while proding a small hunchback pasty retard tied to a chain making him dance around the room naked rapping sh*t songs bout being white (suprise suprise thats you) thats the levels you are to me just a dunce to entertain me wiv ur family as added lil extras now shut the f*ck up if youdont like it dont bate up your life on the net...the fact u fink i will see u anywhere but here and the news of the world(classy)is the funniest fing iv eva heard mate ur too ugly for tv an too sh*t to be an artist an too be honest way too dumb to be on the netnow please get over yourself your jus any pikey out here...now f*ck off an go fink bout all the dirty builders who are using those picsof you an ur wife an kid as a wank rag you MORON! -
on the grizz-ind, Italy, behind a bottle of vodka, everywhere but here...
Oh gosh! Where u been hidin O'Hara?slippinga ) u thought carpe was safeb ) ur becoming like luv doc, reelion, ashman and silver da lyrical sellotaped together to make some kinda super ediot-o-tron megazord with fraff spilling from every orificei'll allow u on the pissing on mans mum ting, i clocked the pun What do u call going gold then?
Pissing on ur mum quality
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they got uncle eddie already lmaoi wouldn't mind getting sent back to barz tho but it's not gonna happenunfortunately for me i'm a citizen here, dunno what i am tho, defo not english and don't wanna b british cos its more an insult than a statuswhat is a boy to do???
Hope you and ur fam get deported straight.If It was me ever in power I would be deporting you for your words.. it is people like you that hate this country the ones who end up bombing innocent civillians.f*ck enger-landhappy now ashman? -
my eyes almost bled when i saw ashmans boat in the paperplease never againplease
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f*ck enger-landhappy now ashman?
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nah f*ck off man was livid when i buy a paper i don't wanna see his bloodclaart boat, furthermore me nuh wan see his pickney or the oven it pop out ofhaving to hear some of ur bs online is one thingbut inna d sunday newspaper aswell??f*ckries and shennanigansunacceptablefurthermore change ur AV pic, i know ur tryna send for us on d slybatty cavity
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I will advertisei'll get man to give Vip2 shout outs on tunes n all kinda sh*ti just need the p upfront....
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1. Bupa HealthCare - [Deadly]If i get shanked! Go to the hospital, and like 'GO-Go-Gadget' they'll fix me!![/Deadly]2. Job Description - Being receptionist is good for bossing ppl about sometimes3. Manager - Female, so man will go above and beyond the call of duty if need arrives (ttkk)4. Chicks - Office space is more chicks than dudes (gangster, bollocks to a frankfurter-fest)
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i don't think theres any "love" in ashmans "love juice" just fear and loathing of ethnic minorities,i bet all the sperm ends up on her chin as it frantically tries to get away from the traces of ethnic DNA that have been lodged in her throat for eons
if she's had ashmans love juice in her mouth she's ready for anyfin!!
i don't think she could back all of it in one sitting
awww thats sweet but u never got my golden shower...o.mans dancing in itsend me a bottle of ur finest tho....i'll send it 2 ceazy to back one time.
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i don't think she could back all of it in one sitting
awww thats sweet but u never got my golden shower...o.mans dancing in itsend me a bottle of ur finest tho....i'll send it 2 ceazy to back one time.
*cathes urine flow and sends it back marked "return to sender"**pisses on the post below*
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no invitedisappointed
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please don't take offence carp's we just don't ever see eye to eyehence when i see ur name i have a funny lil angry mario voice pop up in my head shouting [Angry lil Mario Voice]Carpe!?!? ohhh! Ma Va fan Culo!! Sticatsu Sticatsu! Mama dio carpe parlo e collioni[/Angry lil Mario Voice]nothing personal
offense takenslippinga ) u thought carpe was safeb ) ur becoming like luv doc, reelion, ashman and silver da lyrical sellotaped together to make some kinda super ediot-o-tron megazord with fraff spilling from every orificei'll allow u on the pissing on mans mum ting, i clocked the pun What do u call going gold then? Pissing on ur mum quality -
slippinga ) u thought carpe was safeb ) ur becoming like luv doc, reelion, ashman and silver da lyrical sellotaped together to make some kinda super ediot-o-tron megazord with fraff spilling from every orificei'll allow u on the pissing on mans mum ting, i clocked the pun
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only if i can have a "no d*ckhead" clause that sez alchies and ashmans alike can't have me organs
Ian Wright - "Im a spurs fanatic"
in Sports Room
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u arsenal fans are stupidderes no anti-arsenal group, we just don't like uderes a difference