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Connoisseur

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  1. Just picture an old woman naked.Moira Stewart works, and in desperate times, draw for Margaret Thatcher.
    doesn't work like that though does it, this is the TRAP. You start thinking about someone butters, but then the mental image keeps flickering in an out between the butters one and the one of that girl who is sitting opposite you with her legs open licking her lips than sh*t really gets out of hand, you start swearing out loud like f*ckS SAKEits a trap, i can't force my mind to just focus on Thatcher, it'll wanderi try to just blank my mind, which works sometimes
    LOL reminds me of that scene from 'Tube Tales' where Denise Van Outen is teasing that old man on the train.But yea,
    Best to have it done when your a baby, cant even remember it
  2. thinking of copping some of those light cotton dresses with matching hat ive seen some of the mandem bowling about in for this sommer,to match my beardfao real muslims will you catch a feeling/wers good to cop these shits
    not at all/most islamic shops
  3. An Indian guy told me Indians were sent to prisons there, hence the Indian population
    One Trini guy told me his ancestors from India were fooled into thinking there was gold and lots of treasure in the Caribbean. That's why they all jumped at the opportunity to move there. LMFAO
  4. This could possibly be a test to see how you cope under pressure and when things aren't going your way. Let it slide this time, but if it happens again, don't be afraid to sit down with him and discuss what's on your mind. Let him know that his communication towards you is lacking and that you feel "out of the loop." If you talk to him in a professional manner you have nothing to worry about. If you keep quiet, things may not eventually go your way and could possibly get worse. Don't try and expose him, that will probably get you sacked.

  5. When I'm in London, i go to a young jamaican guy called Andre at Barberism in Sudbury. Just where the 18 finishes. Been going to him for almost 4 years now. He's sick. there may be better barbers, but I'd rather stick to someone who knows how to cut my hair.When ive been abroad ive had to experiment with different barbers and it was a f*cked up experience just to find one person that can cut my hair decently. Right now im gettin my trims from C2 at Legends in Los Angeles. It will be my 4th time going to him and each time I've been come out with a better overall trim than the last.

  6. Same way Stonebridge Park station is not really in Stonebridge, but in Monk's Park. Lots of other examples I could give.And if a tourist wants to go to Willesden they can also use Willesden Green station or simply ask for directions before making such assumptions.

  7. She cheated on you and wanted you to end it so she wouldn't feel guilty/wouldn't have to admit it/wouldn't be the one to end it.Her efforts to "get you back" will stop after a few days, she'll stop belling off your line.Inevitable you'll start to wonder why, and contact her.She'll air you.*read no further if you're a man/have been through this before. this is where you cut*And you'll be the one belling off her line until she gets attitudal and cuts you off.You'll then realise why she acted like a bitch for no reason.Her true colours will show.The end.Thankyou.
    perfect analysis and conclusion/thread
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