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  1. Rep your area, where your from, what you like about it, what you dont.Gives a good insight to where fellow Vipers are from, there could be a viper around the corner from you lolEnfield%20beast.jpg5.4% of the population is Black Caribbean (2005 estimates)We have one of the oldest markets in EnglandVictoria Line is our underground line
    362785310_e895adb270.jpgSurprising quite a few people on here from Enfield.
    I sent secondary school in Enfield (as in the area) funny times :lol:
  2. LOL @ King Rooster. That is an absolute last resort.The wings are way more salty than they should be. True say though, when you're broke and you are hungry, not much choice.Any North man been to that West Indian on Silver Street by King Roosters? I got Jerk Chicken from there one time and it was alright, but I heard their Ox Tail is f*ck*ng sick.
    I need to check these places out. Enfield peeps-what the Krispy Kreme store in the retail park saying?
    WHEN YOU SEE THE SIGN RED........ YOU MUST ENTER..... WHEN YOU SMELL IT WHEN YOUR CAR WINDOWS DOWN YOU WILL ENTERBut yeah I only enter when the sign's red because it means that there are hot donutsJerkys in N18 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> _______________SWEAR TO GODIf you pass through N18 go Jerkys one time cheez favourite west indian resturant of all timeEdmonton wasn't even that bad at one point it has gone to the pits now though every man carrys a shank
    Haven't had a proper meal from Jerkys before, but their patties are boog. sh*t breaks apart like a f*ck*ng biscuit.Brown Eagle on White Hart Lane is the one though. Ox Tail dinner from there is just on point. Craving some right now.
    Co-sign on Brown eagle being good
  3. LOL @ King Rooster. That is an absolute last resort.The wings are way more salty than they should be. True say though, when you're broke and you are hungry, not much choice.Any North man been to that West Indian on Silver Street by King Roosters? I got Jerk Chicken from there one time and it was alright, but I heard their Ox Tail is f*ck*ng sick.
    I need to check these places out. Enfield peeps-what the Krispy Kreme store in the retail park saying?
    WHEN YOU SEE THE SIGN RED........ YOU MUST ENTER..... WHEN YOU SMELL IT WHEN YOUR CAR WINDOWS DOWN YOU WILL ENTERBut yeah I only enter when the sign's red because it means that there are hot donutsJerkys in N18 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> _______________SWEAR TO GODIf you pass through N18 go Jerkys one time cheez favourite west indian resturant of all timeEdmonton wasn't even that bad at one point it has gone to the pits now though every man carrys a shank
    There is a woman in there that reminds me of Tanya Stephens for sum reason :confused:
  4. Originally from Bedford (Possibly most boring town in the world)Famous for...erm:Paula RadcliffeAndy Johnson (Fulham)Macabre Unit (Had to relate to the street rats :lol:)bridge.jpgNow live in Leeds, very sick city and love living here right about nowwwwwxmas_lights_06_briggate_400x300.jpg
    Unless fact about bedford I always remember, If you live in bedford you must have or at least know someone Carriacou . If you are from/live in Carriacou you must know someone who lives in bedford
  5. Rep your area, where your from, what you like about it, what you dont.Gives a good insight to where fellow Vipers are from, there could be a viper around the corner from you lolEnfield%20beast.jpg5.4% of the population is Black Caribbean (2005 estimates)We have one of the oldest markets in EnglandVictoria Line is our underground line361820012_7b41a4d146.jpgDaEndz.jpgUsed to be the spotv.gooderos(1).jpg----------------Now playing: Bennie Man, Feat MsThing - Dude
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  6. The Joy of Six: great Championship/ Football Manager playersFrom Maxim Tsigalko to Michael Duff, Rob Smyth recalls half a dozen of the games' greatest nameschamp2.jpgNote the 'additional code' and 'special thanks'. Photograph: Public domain1) Tonton Zola Moukoko (AM/F C)The daddy of Champo Manager. The Godfather Part II. The Sopranos. The OK Computer. The Fawlty Towers. The Alan Carr. The Allen Carr. The Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of A Crisps. Hang on, we lost our way a bit there. Anyway, it's a fact that more thirtysomethings remember the name of Tonton Zola Moukoko than the name of the bloke who sat next to them at school. That said, not everyone could spell it: Moukoko, who now plays in the Swedish lower leagues, was actually spelt Mokouko on the 2000-01 version. At that stage he was a promising youngster at Derby, apparently courted by Juventus among others, and lent an exotic bent by the seven syllables of that majestic name and his Swedish/Ghanaian background.Available for around £500,000 from Derby - who didn't even play him in the first team, the doofii - he gobbled up goals and assists like a powered-up Pac-Man, and was absolutely devastating in the hole behind a lone striker. Even now he has a Facebook appreciation group: men whose upper lips remain defiantly stiff at funerals go a big rubbery one when they remember the time he banged in two in the last four minutes to overturn a 1-2 deficit at home to Grimsby in the Champions League semi-final of 2014-15. His success and reliability took man-love to new, twisted levels of absurdity. Champo Manager has, of course, been cited in more than 35 divorce cases. It's one thing to call your wife by the wrong name during boudoir funtime, quite another to call her 'Tonton'.2) Mark Collis & Ferrah Orosco (AM C & D RC)Wish fulfilment comes in many forms - most of them while you're asleep and therefore not awake and being you - and the chance to make oneself a star of English football was always likely to prove irresistible for the geekier end of the fraternity. That's what Mark Collis and Ferrah Orosco, who worked on the game, did in the 1993-94 end-of-season edition: both were put straight into lowly Cambridge's team as fully fledged England internationals. Reports that Graeme Souness tried to sign them to play alongside Ali Dia at Southampton three seasons later, after a tip off from Roy Race, are unconfirmed.Then, for the 2001-02, a programmer called Tó Madeira decided to illicitly slip himself into the game as an almost peerless goalscorer (available on a free at the start, too). Some internet forums suggest he was sacked as a result but, due to the credit crunch, the Guardian can no longer afford to fly us to Portugal to investigate, so we can't be sure.3) Maxim Tsigalko (S C)Short of a lube fiasco with a ladyboy, there are few more chastening experiences in the mezzanine hours than realising you're still playing Champo and you're up for work in, ooh, 12 minues. Maxim Tsigalko was the sort of man who made you do that. Available for Dinamo Minsk for a pittance on the 2001-02 version - although not in England, because he couldn't get a work permit at the start of the game - Tsigalko went on the sort of preposterous scoring runs whose conclusion you simply couldn't wait until the morning to see.For some he even managed 100 goals in a season, which gave a whole new meaning to the notion of boys in darkened rooms getting off on the Maxim Hot 100. To do this, however, you usually needed to have him man-marking the opposition goalkeeper, an ultra-successful but entirely unrealistic tactic which, without question, is the most tragic cheat employed by anyone ever. If you can't play this fictitious, contrived and brilliantly unrealistic game honestly, then what's the point of anything?4) Tommy Svindal Larsen (M LC)The Scandinavian market was the H&M of Champo Manager: the place where you could pick up umpteen supercool bargains for next to nothing, while most of the punters were ostentatiously purchasing similar quality stuff for thrice the price over the road. The pick of those bargains, for many, was Tommy Svindal Larsen, an absolute beast in the 1997-98 version who could be poached from Stabaek for a few coppers and a Werthers Original: an M C who was master of a lot more than ceremonies. Eight out out 10 cats said they'd stared quizzically at their owner as he/she sang a song about Larsen to themselves at 2.38am on a Saturday morning.In real life he played 18 times for Norway, and had a spell in the Bundesliga with Nuremburg. In this alternate reality, he's right up there with Pele, Maradona and Moukoko.5) Michael Duff (D/DM R)In Fight Club, shortly after his condo is burned to the ground, Ed Norton's character says: "When you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that's it. That's the last sofa I'm gonna need. Whatever else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled." That certainly applied to Michael Duff: once you got him from Cheltenham, usually for as little as £24,000, you knew you wouldn't need another first-choice right-back for the best part of 15 years.The quintessential American male, Mr H Simpson, can't live without Duff; around the turn of the century, the quintessential English male, Mr S B'stard, couldn't live without Michael Duff. He was the model pro. Mr Reliable. Gary Neville without the shop stewardry and bumfluff moustache. Cafu without a free bus pass.He was one of the good guys, too: even when he was playing for England (in real life Duff, now at Burnley, has played 21 times for Northern Ireland) he never asked for more than around 12 large a week. You could fine him four weeks in a row for no other reason than you'd had a bad day at work and had nobody else to take it out on (what do you mean you didn't live alone?) and he wouldn't complain. This was sort of the bloke you'd be happy to see go out with your sister. In fact, even your girlfriend. If only you had one.6) Ibrahima Bakayoko (AM/F C)It was always excruciatingly apparent that those who invested 110% of their free time in a management simulation had long since had a few of their fingers prised away from reality. But Champo Manager could alter perceptions in more insidious ways. During Chelsea's 3-1 win over Barcelona in the Champions League quarter-final of 1999-2000, a friend opined that "I never effing rated Ruud Hesp", only realising the absurdity of the comment when it was pointed out that, away from a dusty, kebab-stained 14-inch PC monitor, he had never previously seen Hesp play.The reverse was true of Ibrahima Bakayoko. When Everton signed him for £4.5m in October 1998, thousands of tragics thought he was a sure thing to succeed. Approximately 0.00% of them had seen his work at Montpellier, and were basing it purely on the fact he was sensational in Championship Manager 1997-98, well worth the £10m+ fee you often had to pay to secure him. Everton paid a less in real life - but on the pitch they got even less: four goals in 23 games.http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2008/...l?commentpage=1LOL @ Maxim Tsigalko real life goal scoring record and Tonton Zola Moukoko.*waits for the names of classic CM/FM players of when I used to play the game before I knew it was my crack cocaine *sigh of relief and happiness* *Delete/lock if already posted.

  7. I got my shirts exactly two weeks like everyone else they're on point with the delivery.When I saw everyone talking about their shirts I thought they were being over analytical but now I see why, I compared my Arsenal shirt to my mother's which I brought from the Arsenal Store in Finsbury Park (Away Shirt)The badges are different the one on mines is a big bogged, the Nike Ticks on mine is much bigger compared to my mum's and last season's thought I must take into account my mother's is a Women's shirt and last seasons is last seasons. The Nike fit logo is different to my mum's so that gave away the possibility is possibly fake but really and truly you can't buy a shirt for £6.99 and think there is gonna be nothing boog about it, even though you maybe wrong and the shirt is actually genuine. I hope the printing on the back of the shirt stays on.The Nike fit sign on my Villa shirt had a piece of thread hanging off and I've never had a Barca shirt before (and haven't had the opportunity to compare) so I can't really say anything about that.In general the shirts look decent, unless you have someone walking around with magnifying glass analyzing your shirt much wont be said. big up the seller baiting his name on the packaging if they are fake LMAO then again that might be alias and empty yard LMAO.DSC01847-1.jpgDSC01848.jpgDSC01850.jpgDSC01851.jpgDSC01852.jpgDSC01853.jpgDSC01854.jpgDSC01855.jpgDSC01857.jpgDSC01858.jpgDSC01859.jpgDSC01862.jpgDSC01864.jpgDSC01865.jpgDSC01867-1.jpgDSC01869.jpgDSC01870.jpgDSC01871.jpgDSC01873.jpg

  8. Arsène Wenger has admitted it is "unacceptable" for Arsenal captain William Gallas to have been pictured with a cigarette — but backed the Frenchman as the right man to lead his young Gunners side.· Manager promises action if smoking reports substantiated· 'Even great captains, we all make mistakes'gallas1.jpgArsène Wenger has backed his captain William Gallas after the defender was pictured with a cigarette in his mouth. Photograph: Jamie McDonald/Getty ImagesGallas, 31, was photographed as he left a nightclub on Thursday morning holding a cigarette in his mouth, although it was not lit. The former Chelsea player, who is set to return following a thigh injury for the trip to West Ham on Sunday, has admitted giving some "tired" performances this season and the incident will increase the pressure on him following some high-profile mistakes as the Gunners' title challenge folded last season.Arsenal have struggled defensively in his absence, with Alexandre Song and Mikaël Silvestre looking ragged even as Fenerbahce were swept aside 5-2 in midweek.However, Wenger made it clear that if the reports of his smoking are substantiated, he will take action. "I didn't see the picture. I have been informed, but I don't like that," he said. "I will check that with him. He has a responsibility as captain of Arsenal Football Club. That cannot be accepted. It is a public job with a public responsibility and therefore it is exactly the same for everybody."Wenger, though, maintained that Gallas could not be faulted for his commitment to the cause. "I believe that William has a very fair assessment of his performances," said Wenger. "William has worked very hard to come back from his injury and looks very sharp now."He has learned a lot. He has taken a lot of criticism, of course, but I think he took it in a positive way. He has learned a lot and he himself has come out and said, 'I made a mistake last year and I will change and re-address my attitude.'"I believe he has got a lot of unfair critics and therefore I believe the fact that he could take it and he is still as motivated," the Arsenal manager added. "What you can never fault with William is the motivation. He wants to do well, he wants his team to win and he has made a mistake — who didn't? Even great captains, we all make mistakes."http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/oc...allas-cigarette

  9. premiere, i got it if man wants it
    What this? can I crop DVD's?QUESTION FOR EVERYONE? how do I get a logo like my name in the video like in the bottom left of this video?
    Also how can I get opening slides? e.g Haul Yuh Mudda Scunt present blah blahas you can tell I'm pretty amateur when it comes to editing, making videos etc
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