[WORST THING YOU PUT UR FINGER IN ?]

a cola can

[Raaaahhh, We May Not Be Here Now If They Were Successful]

...Indeed...

[Lasses: Would you shag Ziggy?]

nope, he has no lips

[Who Knows about Kimbo??]

they fight like girls

[Who Knows about Kimbo??]

they fight like girls

[Emily & Shabnab up for Eviction]

Yeah, Emily to go.

[Charley shows her Charlies]

shame on her, are her boobies fake?

[Stupid questions]

lol you just reminded me of that advert'mummy why does grandma have a beard?'

[Gonna be the sickest trilogy of films]

Thought this was gonna be about 'Shrek the Third'

[*Opens fridge door*]

I prefer Nestle.

[Zodiac Signs]

im cancerian - moody

same herei don't think i am moody but people say i am. I just don't like to talk as much sh*t as everyone else hence me appearing moody.

ditto, i hate when ppl say im moody cos i aint talkin.

[Zodiac Signs]

im cancerian - moody

[Dannielle LLoyd's new "man"]

Didnt these 2 mof*ckas break up about a week ago coz he was pippin some next ting?

yeah they did but you know the saying 'once you go black, you dont go back'

[Whos does crack?]

i dont do crack, its bad.

[Lady Sovereign's Onstage Rant- 'F#@k America']

lol, silly girlhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTFy2K6lq5w

[My Space Next Top Model]

plus all them girls that do the myspace angles, too many

[My Space Next Top Model]

it'll never work

[Them Heart Necklace's]

i dont have one

[I saw you....]

hmmm man mus be round them sides often. i said i saw him arond clapham common too.... bout 2 weeks ago.

what were you doing around clapham common?