LITTLE LISA

well i personally would scream n go crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy !!! but id prob give most away to friends an famo 2 !!!!! see cos im nice like that aint i !!!

you won euro millions tomorrow night?Would it change your life??how would u spend it???????

yeah i craved fags lmfao

nah i just got it off another forum lol sad cow i am .................. :oops:

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:shock: omfg u better not be......................oh yeah phewwwwwww u got a dan now too he he he heya vickie hope lifes treating you well - hey things could be worse you could be out of a job innit!!!hey iceman sorry to hear bout the bad throat mate ...... that is the worst innit, hope u get sent home so u can recover !!!!!!!!!!!oh well i went to the smoking clinic today woooooooow ive given up 6 whole weeks yey !!!!im now on stage 2 !!!! wooooooooooooooooo god im soooooooooooooo tired .............

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1 day with any person in the world .. Who woud it be ? And why ?

yep i know lol well i get the munches innit.......................lmfao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have u ever wondered what a mans brain looks like .............

i know i do show myself up sometimes

lol it was not a fat munch after all all i had was a bowl of crunchy nut !!!! lol

The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened""Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"The husband begins to tell his story . . "While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that at she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically devoured them.""Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you. I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear becauseI don't have good taste.""I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."The husband continues his story . . ."The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"

Little Sam asked for a bike for Xmas. His dad said 'we'd get you one lad but the mortgage is ̣̉80,000 and your mum has lost her job'. Next day, Sam walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad said 'Where u off to lad?' Sam replied 'I walked past your room last night and heard you tell Mum you were pulling out, then i heard her to tell you to wait because she was comin too, and i aint stayin here on my own with an ̣̉80,000 mortgage and no p issin bike!

An Irish lad has got ̣̉500,000. Chris Tarrant asks him the big question.For 1 million quid. "Paddy, for ̣̉1million, who from this list was the great trainrobber?>Was it,A, Ronnie Barker...B, Ronnie O'Sullivan...C, Ronnie Corbett or..was itD, Ronnie Biggs???"Paddy say's..."Oi'll take de money please Chris"Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left.Paddy again say's.."Nope, Oi'll take de money please Chris""You don't want to phone a friend?" says Chris."No t'anks, Oi'll take de money - foinal answer""OK" says Chris, looking bemused "give him a round of applauseladies and gentlemen, Paddy goes away with ̣̉500,000.However before you go, you'll obviously want to know what the answer was Paddy?"Paddy said "No, yer alroight, Oi knew de answer anyway, t'anks Chris""You knew it anyway!....are you mental !!!" asks Chris,Paddy says, "Oi moight be mental Chris....but Oi'm no feckin grass!

morning again !!!!!!!!!1 lmfao !!!!yay i got some kip finally went to sleep at 2am n woke at 6am not bad aye??? !!!! its fr fr fr freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezin brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :shock: ..... lol!!!anyways hello again to everyone- what u lot up to for today n what are your plans for tonight too ?????

morning all....................... well lil lisa is awake yet again grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr lol ,,,, oh well..... just thought id start of the thursday thred by saying morning to all n hope you all have a nice day today !!!!

loloh well another weird nite ahead im wide eyes n bushy tailed as they saying goes lmfao well im gonna have a fat munch in a min lol mmmmmmmmm what shall i have ............................????? :?

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that was the plan but i had to go doctors innit and ended up spending half my morning there , like i said to dan i went in with one illness an came out with another as i was in there so long lmfao :roll: sooooooooooo anyways i fell a kip at 7pm an woke up at 9.30pm and well thats it im buggered now im up all nite again lol !!!! , :roll:

:roll: oooo u know what i mean lmfao grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr he he he he he

awwwwwwwwwwwwww how cute are you lol !!!yep valentines day i wont be seeing my dan as he is working grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but it saves me cooking innit lol jens daughter ellies birthdays on valentines day lol cool or what !!!!

yeah im fine ( oooooooooo u r talking o me lol ? or dan ? )oh well i'll answer anyway , yep im not too bad cheers !!!how are you ?

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omg bank says ouch..............................