[Elocution lessons]

i reckon i'll have to in a few years for work reasons

[im seeing this girl...]

nodunno about u but that would just be beyond weird for me

[fao business lawyers]

if thats the only one thats come up then it should be ok if u obviously change the spelling but copyright it asap

[JUST......]

how the f*ck did rachel manage to stay longer than rex and darnell, couldn't care less who wins now tbh

[what are u doing now]

just ate and i feel like im gonna burstwatchin one on one

[Sundays]

usually i'd just be chilling or i'd go out but i have a bastard retake to revise for and i can't focus so here i am on vip2

[Fave Tarantino Film]

pulp fiction, true romance and natural born killersliked kill bill but not more than P.F and reservoir dogs wasn't as violent as i thought it would behaven't seen jackie brown though

[when you have a bad day..]

yeah, it tends to be my mum or my man that get it, although if he has a bad day he takes it out on me as well sometimes so its tit for tat in that respect, my mum pushes me to some limits though

[What was the last book you read?]

have about 3 books on the go atmjust started sex and the city and halfway through the seven sisters by alex wheatle and some book on cocaine, which i don't know what possessed me to buy it but its very interesting

[The OFFICIAL annoying parents thread]

One of my Top 3 selected annoying things...When they call your name and they're in another room. (Shout/Speak loudly)You reply back. (They clearly hear you)They call your name again. (As if they have not heard you)You reply back, louder. (Again very clearly)They call your name again. (Pratically screaming as if they're in danger)This activity commences until you get so f*cked off you get up and go to them.Cannot stress how much this annoys me.

i refuse to answer...this is the thing i hate the most and she always seems to do it when i'm busy and she knows i'm busy, its like she has a radar or somethingdad isn't a part of my life...he got rude to mum once when i was like 15, he went to hit her so i hit him, serious waste of oxygen, everything about him just gets under my skin so we always end up arguing whenever he phones or randomly turns up every couple of years

[Wisdom Teeth]

i hate my bastard wisdom teeth...got 3 already, dunno if i'll get the 4th one come through but my bastard dentist won't remove them coz he was like u can talk/eat/drink...u aint in constant pain so just deal with itbest thing is to get a clove and just put it on the actual tooth n then just bite down on it, it tastes nasty but works

as in a garlic clove?!!! oh my word..just get some painkillers. ibuprofen are not the best they eat away at your stomach lining so thats adding to your problems. i used to live by them but i would always get really terrible belly aches & was told to lay off them

nah, it kind of looks like a tiny twig lol

[words that u like]

gargantuan

[Wisdom Teeth]

i hate my bastard wisdom teeth...got 3 already, dunno if i'll get the 4th one come through but my bastard dentist won't remove them coz he was like u can talk/eat/drink...u aint in constant pain so just deal with itbest thing is to get a clove and just put it on the actual tooth n then just bite down on it, it tastes nasty but works

[Hounslow]

i live here n i hate it...its dry, maybe 2/3 decent shops n thats itcan't remember the last time i actually went to the high street to just doss about

GoodI stopped doing that sh*t aged 14

lol yeah truesay...but you know sometimes u just wanna get out of the house for while n go somewhere...well i'd rather stay at home than go shopping in hounslow

[Hounslow]

i live here n i hate it...its dry, maybe 2/3 decent shops n thats itcan't remember the last time i actually went to the high street to just doss about

[FAO: Girls]

i can thread eyebrows but not my own, need someone else to do it so they can keep that arch in it

[girls guys and the period]

i tell my man i'm on, but i'm too reserved to go into that much detail about itonly thing he asks about is if im pain, so he get me medicine if i need it

youve been GHOOSTTTINNN ABOUTTT bwoyy nearly 4got about uwhere have u been?

lol who r u?

[girls guys and the period]

i tell my man i'm on, but i'm too reserved to go into that much detail about itonly thing he asks about is if im pain, so he get me medicine if i need it

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landlines

[Academic Thread]

congrats!

[6 POINTS IN YOUR FIRST YEAR OF DRIVING!!!]

i'm so pissed this morning...i got a letter sayin i did 36mph in a 30mph zone...gotta fill out the details about who it was that drove...god i f*ckin hope i dont get banned, 1st speeding thing i've got tho, so i'm hopin i can do that course thing or just get 3 points/fine

u gotta b goin 35 to get flashedand u gotta b doin 38 or less to be considerd for a speed awareness course so you should be fine

serious? do u know if they always offer the awareness thing?

[6 POINTS IN YOUR FIRST YEAR OF DRIVING!!!]

i'm so pissed this morning...i got a letter sayin i did 36mph in a 30mph zone...gotta fill out the details about who it was that drove...god i f*ckin hope i dont get banned, 1st speeding thing i've got tho, so i'm hopin i can do that course thing or just get 3 points/fine

[What colour are you]

apparently orange

[The 'its the weekend' thread part 3529697]

out 2nite after workwork all day 2moromight go to the mela at gunnersbury park on sunday...depends on the weather tbh

[Seriously.]

yeah i can cook most indian dishes, can make good home made kebabs even if i say so myselfmy roast dinners are good as well, which i usually make with apple crumble or victoria sponge for afters

kl wens the nex roasting im deya. illl provide the kebabs patel.

i aint a patel, u take that back lolsaturday...only come if u handle can handle spice, i HATE bland food