DJ Rumble

This is one of the funniest Dear Deidre's I have ever read in the paper yesterday!Dear Deidre,My partner and I have been together for 8 years and the other night we went to a party at my golf club with my golfing friends. Everyone was merry and at the end of the night there was just 5 of us left awake while everyone else had gone to their rooms. We decided to take the party back to our hotel room - just my 3 golfing mates, my wife and me.I have always fanta sised about my wife getting ga ng ban ged and me watching but half way through the drunken or gy i realised i didn't like watching other men f*ck my wife and wanted to stop them, but i couldn't go over half way through as i had already let them start!Since then our sex life has been crap..... What should i do?

the soppy ones are crap - like "did it hurt"other person - "Did what hurt?""When you fell from heaven"BLURGH! worst line EVER

SHOW US YER TITS!

(In stupid Joey accent)"HOW YOU DO-IN?!"

Innit.... how sweet am i!

Thought I'd start a new thread for everyone cos there was only one lonely thread and what with it being the love forum i felt it was only fair to give the first thread a partner. :wink: 8)

There's not harm in lettin him think he's slick.....Plus everyone's a DJ:T Fan!

TOO RIGHT - ** he says bouncing his beer belly in his hands ** all about keeping fit!

MEANIE :evil:

Don't burst his bubble!

1-2 hours a day - my bedroom with the missus.It's a great little workout! and the best thing is it's enjoyable!

Yeah that's the one - carly.she's left now so i can't tell her.You might recognise her!Anyway how's the wrist mate? (I'm not being sarcastic or takin the piss - I'm deeply concerned for you. Nah I'm bein serious is it alright?)

U need to find a bitch to scrub the skid marks out of em for ya mate.I think Kayleigh's cousin is goin out to Kavos this week - ask her to do em for ya!

oooowwww someones got their knickers in a twist! How was i supposed to know that was your bird or who she was?

Sweet

I think we should start a forum family photo album for everyone to post their pics or links to their pics.Then it would be a good place for peeps to post pics of their nights out or pics like the it's the way pink party.

Does it have to be ON the station?hint hint.... :wink:

UK Garage - General - Soppy Sods - Any really.Although I aint much of a sports person or a D'nB or hip hop head - apart from that anything.

I'd be happy to keep things tickin over day time stylee - gimme somethin to do at work!

I think i should'a talked over private messages to save a little face.

didn't think so.

Alright, i apologize for making assumptions.Just outta interest - is your mum called cathy cos if she is then i know u.But she probably aint so I'm just makin assumptions again!

oh well, it's out now!

Is she the bird who was out for their leavin drink? An Likes T?Unless T was with some other little hussie?

I heard that T's got a little thing going on with someone!I can't really say who though..............Oh alright then....I heard he got married to SK on the sly!Why do u think they do everything together?Cos they're in Lurve and Kavos is their honeymoon together!