A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for thedoctor to come in for the baby's first exam.The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, andbeing a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed."Breast-fed" she replied.Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, andrubbed both breasts, for a while in a detailed examination.Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby isunderweight. You don't have any milk.""I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." :shock: