Ralph Cifaretto

im going to make myself sound stupid here but oh well, ive pressed something by mistake an now all the writing on my screen is really small what do i do 2 sort it please?

since i chipped my teeth i cant say my th sounds properly they come out as f's for example when i say i thought it sounds like i fought etc.

worth watching but i usually laugh ou loud at family guy and dont think i did when i watched this

Theres only 3 boys i know for a fact would back me, its why there the ones closet to me cuz theyve proved ther not just talk. one ov them had 2 go back to sierra leon(sp) though which is sh*t.Anyway i ws walking along wiv 3 of my "boys" when i see this guy with two of his crew, now id f*cked his missus a while back so i new this would kick off so turned to my boys an said its gonna b beef an they were like ok cool. so im scrappin wiv this boy and his boys jump in and one ov them had a blade i slipped and got a kickin an all 3 of the people i was with just watched. f*ckin shockin was gutted by it, the only one who kinda gets a pass is m mate who froze when he saw the blade, the other two didnt even know till we told them after. And then to make it worseone ov the pussies tried goin "i would of done sumthin me, but he had a knife reh reh reh" which got me mad so i told 2 shut the f*ck up and cut him an the other p*ssy off totally.

was high on coke in this area with like 6 pubs on same road and saw 3 guys bangin this one guy on floor, so me thinkin im superman rush in to try an help him out, they all ran off and cuz i was buzzin i didnt think nothing ov it until my boy pcked me up for a spliff an when i got out his car an the seat was burgundy one of the bastards had slashed my back and i didnt even know, i feel proper lucky looking back

did anyone see Hitler:the comedy years on channel 4 last night? i may have imagined this

When i was about 13 i couldnt sleep one sunday night and had this fat spliff already rolled in my room so i thought "yerr ill get high then sleep me", smoked it out my window then got into bed mashed. everything was cool for about 5 mins, all of a sudden my hips are gyrating an i cant stop them then i look up an circle bats are flying at me, i call them cirlcle bats cuz they were half circle half bat thats the best i can descibe them. im proper scared at this point so i close my eyes to get away from them and it gets worse, when i close my eyes all i can see is old school japanese cartoons like manga an that sh*t. So at this point i think ive gone mad an think i need some water so go down to the bathroom, i look in mirror an my eyes r like slits proper voldemort style, then as a i look at m reflection it morphs into a badgers head so i run back to my room and hide under a table till morning then i was normally high till 6 monday evening, put me off weed for a good 2 weeks

i spent one month on a turtle sanctury in this national park was proper lovely, beach was 30 seconds from my hut an everything.then spent a month trekking up mountains and all that madness shared a ten with theis nicaraquan guy who spoke no english and i spoke no spanish so we tought each other enough so we could communicate, was deep i know how 2 swear buy beer and fags and talk about women thats about all the spanish i larned though..

I spent 2 months in Costa Rica, would definately recomend it. Its a well good experience plus the weed is dirt cheap

Big film must of seen it about 5 times now Pacino and Penn are both immense in this but the women dosnt cut it, she pisses me off shes a poor actress. Benny Blanco is a bad man, proper heartless prick

start ov year 10 to a proper slag

E15 u from around debden/loughton area?

how did this reach 6 pages?

Winehouse would have got it before the tatts and crack

whos the funny looking fella on her right?

imo something like smile by ts7 or lately by trc would have more commercial success, cheesy femal vocals=cheesy female fans

both those girls would get it in their star of davids!

do they exsist in this country?

That sounds LIVE.If it were me I would be worried that the Breakfast is poisened.it was the cup of t her nan bought up i was really worried about

u fail sorry

whos john smith?

DAS HOW I NO UR A GROWN ASS BREH STILL LIVIN AT HOME WID MUMSYDOES SHE STILL TUK U IN?thats ur mums job

Im Ralphie i have a fetish for jews and strippers

all the ones i seem to meet are sexy and intelligent, plus have cool families. Im used to sneakin out the back door at 6 in the morning but last time i got wiv a jewish girl i came down stairs an her dad was cookin me breakfast are all jews like this?

go and buy it before i do to you what i did to pie-o-my!on a serious i dunno mate sorry