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The New Diaby

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  1. Arsenal 5-0 Tootingham QUOTE ME @ FULL TIME About time you lot were humbled.
  2. Wow that Etta Bond is so attractive with that voice.
  3. This one made me chuckle! Q. Why do Tottenham fans plant potatoes round the edge of their gardens? A. So they have something to lift at the end of the season!
  4. I was in the White Hart Lane shop the other day, and I saw a sign that said “Spurs: The Glory Years…£200″ I said to the woman behind the counter, “Bloody hell that’s a bit steep, how do you get away with charging that?” She looks at me and says, “Well it’s £5 for the DVD..” … “And £195 for the DVD player!”
  5. A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner, "Liverpool 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer in his normal, rather sedate, voice. Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again." The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?" "Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies. The landlord then asked what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him three years."
  6. Basically a sign of things to come. Reduce the wages by cutting down on our experience players and promote our youth.
  7. You don't speak for me nigga. I accept the bet if Faze and Paedo agree to do the reverse. You've been spoken for sorry. All bets are on. You better hope Chamakh & Benneyoun don't start tomorrow
  8. loooooooool! the ESPN commentators on the Milan v Juve game are BEEFING each other Someone needs to put it on youtube man
  9. Faze, Rsonist just accept the bet I speak for all Arsenal fans and they'll take the bet on my behalf. Safe lol
  10. Spurs fans don't even have to take the reserve bet. Arsenal fans by offering this bet it shows how confident, cockey, and sure of our teams ability to beat a Spurs. We should all agree, trust me. Be mocking them
  11. If Tottenham beat Arsenal tomorrow then every Arsenal fan in The Sports room should have their name changed to a Tottenham player. Agreed? f*ck it, i'll take Essao-Ekottou now. Cos you aint beating us
  12. Aint gunna lie TF delivered tonight. Didn't think he had this finishing ability in him tbh. Played kid
  13. Tottenham fans gone a bit quiet. Think they are biting their tongues incase of a mauling tomorrow.
  14. Fernando just put on his man strength and equaled out his ability distribution. He needs to learn how to play football now rather than being able to rely on instincts and youthful athleticism.
  15. How did Darren Pratley even make it professionaly Should of been a darts player
  16. Marvin Sordell should be a good signing for Bolton Could easily be a 20 goal a season striker. Would be good replacement for Defoe in few years
  17. HOLY f*ck*ng SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT Miyaichi Did i just see man do that? JAPANESE HENRY f*ck IT DONT CARE MIAYIACHI >>>>>>> ANY YOUNGER IN EUROPE - Neymar worth £40m PMSL Miyaichi cost like £1m
  18. Drogba only 99 EPL goals? Wow, that is POOR! Thought he was on at least 150
  19. Fernando Torres on the bench like "I got a highlights appointment at 16:55"
  20. Someone with an ego is already broken.
  21. What ever amount of money you have, where ever you've been, what qualifications you've not got, what crime you've committed, what product you've designed etc Add the end of the day despite our indifference, no matter how small or how wide the gap - we'll all turn into the same product of evolution [old age]. One thing I've learnt from my moment of clarity is that; Ego is a sign of weakness Humility is a sign of strength
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