CK.

I read this as retarded and spat out my toast. no disrespect

Get me a slot please!! (joking)

Write a letter. No lies. You can express yourself better than msn/phone/text.You will get the result you want. (hand written fam, not no word document)

My mum = Typist (she types your argos catalouges n yellow pages n sh*t)My dad = Stores Manager.

When you're in the sticks you can just tell a London man, even if that area has goons you can still tell.Ever met someone you know QUAY out.I met a boy who lived on my street when on holiday in Portugal. Saw him by the pool and was like W T F

*Thinks about his racist catholic school*I went to a racist church school, i know your pain.

LOL i remember those black teachers who would only look out for the pickneys.And give talks about how hard it is as a 'young black male' when you got in trouble.

None of them are special. (not saying they wouldnt get a stickin)

He's a faggot. One time asked if we had Marijuana and James King started boying him off.So he chatted sh*t about how he was smart or something like that so he uses proper terms.He's one of those kid who always used to say he'd bring his 'Dad' down when he was in trouble.. And how all his uncles would come down with baseball bats. 22's he got beat up. No one came.Then at parent evening we see his FAT dad looking about 75.

Ms Maycock was a PE teacher criss body but a fraaaaassed set of teeth.One boy geezerbird cos he's name is James Shehy (she he) stole her phone.Bluetoothed everyone her home made porn video's etc. Bigger than ANY previous net exposure.

:D :D

S.Case, who was that german teacher who got seasick everytime the whole class started swaying.And Ms dennis. her dandruff was DISCUUUSTING

This was a normal thing when i put things my mum told me i couldn.t have in the trolley at sainsbury's.

Don't start moaning then when things go wrong if U could'nt give a rats arse.He can moan... because it's not like the nation had a choice.the choice was made 10 years agothink about it.

I swear thats been sped up.

Don't start moaning then when things go wrong if U could'nt give a rats arse.He can moan... because it's not like the nation had a choice.

Legitimise the whip.

LMAO She's some bitch.She's like flat aswell. Bare new guys mistake her for a man.Swear we got Lovesey from your school aswell?Yeah never had him though.The reason I said that to mrs tebbs was a CLASSIC example of teachers.The WHOLE class was silent and she had her back to the class writing on the board...One dude was talking.She SHOUTS my name... and sais GET OUT. GO. THATS IT. IM GONNA WRITE YOU A REFERRAL.Then the boy owned up.And after 15 mins of arguing she STILL wouldnt apologise. Corroded bitch.

Thought you were on about fashion, kmt.

Always thought you were female.

We had mrs kelly who had some sort of pre-alzheimers (sp) She would tell us to line up in the playground....Then come out shouting as us asking who tols us to stand outside when we were supposed to be in class.She also got baited commando a few times. With a skirt of course.

YFSD. Your school got Mrs Tebbs as a result of me telling her i hope she dies so i can come piss on her tomb stone.I hope you're grateful.

Almost every teach had something to remember them by.All the substitutes had a memorable terrorising.

Man have been blazin in raves since the year of 0... so i think people are still gonna smoke.I'll be interested to see how well the bans enforced.