KnuckleDuster

Yay! I thought I'd have to pluck these from my dads old PC to get 'em if Dinky out of all people didn't have them.Do you have the ethnic happy slaps?

You got the jar of sh*t one?

Exactly.I swear some people on here don't understand the concept of a forum.Like they expect everyone on here to agree and share the same views as them.Obsessed Carpe for one. I think Ashman should send him some soiled boxers.

You're John Smith. Get out of Ashmans account.

Why not?They would look alike if he weren't born with a cleft lip and cleft palate.

Entitled: Gifts from husband to wife.Sorry but if all my husband gave me was an old market bought 2pac T-shirt.A sweaty old bandana.And some poor old womans battered handbag which was clearly mugged. I would be VERY disapointed.

I eat both.I eat vegetables from my aunts garden in the country.I buy organic sometimes. Usually if they don't have the normal product I want.I usually buy normal sh*t.Organic is a gimmick. For muesli eating, sandal wearers to boast about how in touch with nature and how au natural they are. I bought organic strawberries once and they were COVERED in bugs. A bit of insecticide never done anyone a bit of harm. I'd rather consume a little of that than some spiders and catipillar poo.I also once bought an organic cabbage and it contained HOLES where insects had eaten through. I felt like I was eating pages out of "A very hungry catipillar".

There is hype over saint Steven Lawrence.f*cking street rallies and things.People need to get over it.

Me.Poodles.Wicca.

I prefer the cold.Winter > Summer.I ordered a cold, shitty summer from the cosmos and it came true! I am still unable to get my head around it.I just hope it rains all over carnival. Winter is much nicer.

Kill Ashman because he doesn't live up to your forum requirements?You know you can log out at any time right?Stop being so mean.

PM me.

Sorry, you will have to pay.I had a free sample in my avatar once.

Want my paypal address?

You should check out some other foot fetish models. They have crusty feet. Foot fetishists prefer what they call "imperfect" feet. And I am not a size 8 you cheeky bastard. I'm a 5, if I clench my toes.Cruel.

You see Ashman yeah. He's buying a new puppy for this household. Was going to buy another Bull Terrier type but one of these are better for the son whilst he's still small.I don't know which one but it's from that litter, but the only female. I'm going to buy it loads of clothes and a nice Juicy Couture bag to carry it round in. I swear it will be the most loved doggie on the planet. I'm putting down a deposit on monday.

I shall be waiting.As for you Eks, you've never really given me the chance. You will like me if you learnt to.You post too many lies. If I wanna read fiction I'll buy a book.Plus you let Ashman breed you up and that's just not cool man. You waste a pretty face. That's really not cool.So you don't believe I once dated a man without any legs, without realising?Because that my dear is 100% truth.

Toodles.

About 3 years ago for me as I am immature.My front of house was the "hang around" bit, not everyone had a relaxed parent like me. Everyone elses parents would tell you to "piss off back to your end of the street". Plus I had a dog and a bike. I done a hit and run at the petrol garage at the end of my road on a nightly basis.

Cheers!

I shall be waiting.As for you Eks, you've never really given me the chance. You will like me if you learnt to.

Can someone post up LittleFoot from The Land Before Time. I really cannot be arsed tonight.

So what if it's over? I like Sheffield Wednesday.You seen any shops which sell it lately Lurch?And have I EVER been on your respected list Eks?

Stubble is sexier. Bumfluff even more so.Beard is nasty and unhygienic.Completely shaved is not good, ingrown hairs after a while.

Why pay more for muddy vegetables with insects on them?