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Black Simon

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About Black Simon

  • Birthday 11/28/1981

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    http://www.myspace.com/jeckleandhyde
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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    North Wheezy.
  • Interests
    Lickin pum, giving my gal my big tings and football.

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  1. you f*cked the one on the right?deep
  2. Ok, Vauxhall tesco.Don't see the relivance to what tesco it isthe metro 1 near the mi5 keep 4gettin its there fort ang on theres onli a sainsburysnaa its not the metro one, the one opposite the petrol station, car park has barriers.
  3. well by the look of your sig you look like someone very interesting.It doesent take much does it d*ckhead.i cant take u seriously wiv that picture in your avithats allwhat the one of me punching my twin or the one on the left of brian?
  4. Ok, Vauxhall tesco.Don't see the relivance to what tesco it is
  5. well by the look of your sig you look like someone very interesting.It doesent take much does it d*ckhead.
  6. How did he take me for a mug?if he spoke to me in that mannor I would of smashed him in nothing long.p.s I can't say which tescos but its in London
  7. I aproached some asian bredda and asked if they had anymore Frozen Mcdougles Chicken and asparagus pies out the back, he had a look and couldn't find any so he aproached his manager and asked if he knew, this was the managers responce...."do I look like a computer? does it look like my head holds data on where every item in this shop is? go out the back and use YOUR EYES and look for yourself"me and this Jammo in his late 20's looked at eachother in shock and I go "Don't know about you but if he talked to me like that I would of knocked him out" and the breh goes "naaa whaa i mean".I told the asian man not to worry I told him hes manager was a prick so I took it to the other senior there and she said "yea i kno who it is il deal with this".poor asian man, got embarised infront of everyone and he was just trying to help man.piss takers
  8. I reakon it was JamalAllow being the midwife when she was giving birth, the room must of stunk boy.
  9. its all the same bolloxfriendsand more friendsyou click a box talk to themsend filesits nothing really but a skin
  10. Black Simon

    But Wait

    IS IT 2007?NAAAAA I DONT BELIEVE YOU.
  11. West Ham beat you twice. Doesn't mean they aren't sh*t.We consistently beat Spurs.As i was speaking to her, and said c*nt over the fone by accident to reference to the quote.I wasnt really listening to her, but she had just said to me before i said c*nt, something along the lines of, - "So you looking forward to going on holiday."Shes raging.I tried telling her, but no.Pissed.What holiday?the 6 week summer holiday coming off?make sure shes back for the 3rd of septemember so she can start her 3rd year in secondary.
  12. he was probably trying to out the B-O coming from the top back of the bus
  13. Black Simon

    But Wait

    Cracker?What you saying n*****?
  14. cause they are scared to nominate her incase they are called racists or get beaten up by her.
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