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I am to the point where i just truly don't give a fukk about most things I dont want to get married but would like a ringI dont trust anyone but my mum

I will start ..........I am not afraid of death but terrified of getting oldWhen I was younger I ate a bar of dove soap and loved itI'm very attracted to Young Jeezy I like to kick trolley suitcase's at packed train stations.............................. Add yours!!!

I swear you just steam it though ????? Was you qft (before I get defensive)?Huh??

I swear you just steam it though ?????

Shut up

The further along the more baddamanner, imagine shes 7 months preggers and he drops one of them pills

its just a nice merc nothin too fancyBORRR-ING I thought it would have been some serious car with a driver that wears the top hat and everything, opens and closes the doors for you!!!Beats the tube though!!

Can I just add that I have the addison lee account details for the company ...... Cab for me until they change the account no! Always wanted to see what the VIP car was like!

too young to understand the bigger picture if i dont wash them she walks with pissy jeans and these jeans had to be kept somewhere while she sleeps make my whole house REEK OF PISSwashing it was a much better optionCorrect me if theres something I've misunderstood:-Piss residue on your car seatA bitch in your yard in pissy jeansYou dabbling in the aformentioned heffa's pissy laundryGrown ass pissy drunk woman sleepin in your bed with her weak bladderThe heffa having the audacity to ask for her petrol money back the next day500 pence at thatI mean.....Maybe I'm too young to understand,But personally I dont see why any man should have to go through all this for some p*ssyMaybe my perception of things is a little jadedBut sorry I just dont see why the girl HAD to stay at yours after she pissed herself.

WOW.JUST WOW.

Yeah but boying him in front of everyone, from a director, is not professional...Plus you don't know if he makes up for browsing in his work..True. If his work is on point, like flawless on point there is no reason to let everyone hear about his browsing ..........

Indeed. They better get me a leaving gift 2!

Another dude asked me my name once all I could get out was ''........Ummmmmmmmmm ..''Couldnt think of anything, was a bit tipsy! just laughed it off and walked away instead!

Last day on FriHave a nice long x-mas Start new place Jan 2ndMore salary!!! Eveyone in the office is acting OVER funny now, bait they are all talking about itOh - Purlease If its that serious gimmie more dough and I will stay!!Glad Im gonna be free of these loud eating fools!

I just handed in my notice! Manager is acting OVER PISSED GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!

LOLThis is me, I tend to use Janell, lol.Pure times me and my friends will use each others names, but its bate cos we start bussing up.When me and my sis were together once, we both got asked by two dudes that were together, I said Morgan, she said Stanley ........... Couldnt stop laughing, and they didnt even catch on!

Awwwwww Come 'on Show us what you got!

Just passing the time but this quiz turned out to be a little more accurate then I wanted it to be. Take it, I cant be the only one who found it interesting .......................... Take The Test! Dont forget to post your results ........ Heres mine!The PrissDeliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.

Man allegedly laced girlfriend's smoothie with 'abortion pill'APPLETON, Wis. â A 34-year-old man who owns several hotels and gas stations in the Fox Valley and northeastern Wisconsin is accused of giving his girlfriend the abortion pill RU-486 because he didn't want children.The 39-year-old Kaukauna woman couldn't understand why she suddenly miscarried twice especially after her regular medical check-ups showed her pregnancies were going well.So she went to authorities and after testing an ice cream smoothie the man had purchased for her, Outagamie County Sheriff's detectives confirmed her suspicions.Manishkumar M. Patel, 34, was scheduled to appear in court Thursday afternoon on homicide and reckless endangerment charges.Patel, who is married to another woman, has had an intimate relationship with the 39-year-old woman since 2003. They got to know each other because both are from India and share a common cultural background, authorities say.Patel and the 39-year-old woman have a 3-year-old child but Patel told detectives he didn't want any more children.When he learned his girlfriend was pregnant, he moved in with her under the guise of taking care of her and made her meals and tea, said Outagamie County sheriff's Sgt. Gary Shortess."That was the only time he seemed interested in her, when he thought she was pregnant," said Shortess.Shortess and sheriff's Sgt. Ryan Carpenter described Patel as manipulative and controlling of the woman who bought the home Patel was living in with his wife and was paying the mortgage. The 39-year-old woman, who is a family physician, also purchased vehicles for Patel.RU-486 tablets were found at Patel's home when authorities conducted a search. Carpenter said officials believe Patel obtained them outside the United States."We interviewed him and he admitted to using the pills on her," said Carpenter. "He indicated he didn't want any more children."The woman had miscarriages in December 2006 and September 2007. The pregnancies were 15 weeks along in the first miscarriage and five to seven weeks along in the second miscarriage.When Patel purchased a smoothie at a local ice cream store in mid-September the woman sat in the car while he went inside to buy the drink, the detectives said. He split the drink in two and after pouring part of the smoothie into another cup, the woman told detectives she saw him thoroughly mix it before giving it to her. Because of her suspicions, the woman kept the smoothie which was later tested and found to contain the crushed up abortion pill.Detectives had difficulty finding a lab to test the drink because RU-486 is tightly controlled and few labs test for it, said Carpenter. After contacting the FDA, a lab in Cincinnati was found to test for the abortion drug and it came back positive.While the woman was relieved to learn her suspicions were true, she is devastated, said Carpenter."She's a very intelligent person and she just got involved in a relationship with a manipulative and evil man," Carpenter said.