DaveSmith

What the f*ck?I want the picture (i want to see the pics)Are you uploading them?thats the f*ckLMFAOSick. Im sure thats twice this guy has wanted a translation. Poom Poom.I've never needed a translation. I'm just unaware as to why he feels the need to write (badly) in patois. Hupload you know. Come like my 50 year old White father trying to emulate Mr Boombastic.SMH

The fight at 11, the big fight, is Kahn.o i cso is it all included in the priceim payin to watch kahn fight aswellNot sure tbh. You can watch Kahn on normal people TV but I assume you'd be paying to see Floyd and Ricky.

The fight at 11, the big fight, is Kahn.

Seriouss's friends are blatantly taking her for the B.F.G

What the f*ck?

The f*ck?What language was that supposed to be?

I lived in a house until I was around 2 and 3/4 before my little sister was born. It was haunted, I saw a ghost by the bathroom.I know I'm not making it up because we have NO pictures of this house, I was a toddler so obviously my memory can't be that good where I'd remember the layout of a house, but I can describe it to a T. Even my mum doesn't remember the layout as good as me.That's why I believe in ghosts.But I don't like the fact that I do.Now I'm scared.

Pinot Grigio - 90% of the time.White wine spritzer - When they have no Pinot.Southern Comfort lime and lemonade - When they have none of the above.Jack Daniels and Coke - When I want to get drunk, funny drunk, not crying and violent drunk. Larger - When I'm with my dad.

Also, I used to tell everyone at school I was born in the back of a lorry on the motorway. Just to be different.

When I was in school I heard a tape with Godsgift on it and he was doing the whole "G to the O D S G I F T lyrical Godsgift mc" routine. Anyway I wrote it on a piece of paper and the next day went into school and said it and showed it to my friend, and he believed me that it was mine...Lmao.I'm a girl by the way, that's what makes it worse.