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Jubez Fresco

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  1. what did you do for her to murk you off like that?I really dunno, one of them things when it was a minor issue that just snowballs, my mum is one of them people that never shuts the f*ck off when they start so you gotta cut them off reaaaal quick.
  2. Last Summer - my mum gave me one of those hour lectures and in the last five minutes she decimated me. I'd rather have taken the wooden spoon or the slipper.
  3. you know its deep, why make me laugh you c*ntEven while I was recoling in shock, I knew someone would make some deep comment that would make me laugh and feel guilty, prick.
  4. Happened to me today, funniest thing was I was with a girl, some girl came on the bus and we were sitting close to the back, as she was walking towards a seat (behind us) I gave her the biggest plain face I am BAITLY staring at you look I could possibly muster. It was awe inspiring I could've jizzed right there.
  5. Once I get my job and my faster internet connection it's a wrap.
  6. I dunno what scares me more, the fact that you asked him that or the fact that I knew what it meant straightaway.Wha's thatTake it in the butt / booty / bumhole.
  7. Your avi springs to mind.
  8. You're fighting a losing battle there sherlock.
  9. I dunno what scares me more, the fact that you asked him that or the fact that I knew what it meant straightaway.
  10. If you like it and you have the money then why not.
  11. Anyone know about the Church of the Sub-Geniushttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sub_Genius
  12. ttkk..Yeah but I dunno, F5 my memory
  13. For the past 35 years, 51 year-old Jose Mestre, from Lisbon, has been losing his face to a massive growth, distorting it out of all recognition â and it's still growing. The tumour on Jose's face is a vascular malformation, a collection of blood vessels that have expanded, producing a raised red area on the skin. Jose was born with a strawberry-coloured birth mark on his upper lip; at puberty his face started growing, eventually smothering his lips, nose and one of his eyes. It's now about 33cm long and weighs around 3kg. The Man with No Face meets the man behind the 'mask' and attempts to understand what it is like to have such an affliction. How does he cope with day to day life - with the stares, the ridicule and people taking photographs? Surrounded by a loving family, it seems incredible that he has not been treated and his face was allowed to grow so big. However, through years of medical misinformation, some misdiagnosis, lack of finances, and reluctance to undergo treatment due to religious beliefs, the growth has continued to obliterate his face. My Shocking Story follows Jose on a journey through Europe to seek medical advice for one last chance to stop his face from suffocating him. In this journey of a lifetime he will discover the truth about his condition, as he travels by train, via Paris, to Britain, to meet the top experts in London. He will go through a series of tests, consultations, and meet other patients with a similar affliction. Here he will also spend time with his brother and the rest of his family, enjoy being a tourist in London, while making the biggest decision of his life: Jose's dream is to live a long and normal life. Will he decide to change his religious beliefs, and risk an operation to remove his malformation, or will he decide against surgery and accept that he will continue living the rest of his life without a face?
  14. I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING LLOW IT I DONT WANNA WAKE UP LIKE TJAT
  15. What the bumba, what the rassWho's that lyrical dan it's NarstieSwag MC's ? I've had enarffWhen I spray bars ain't nuttin' but classBut outta ya mout' comes nuttin' but fartsDon't really wanna start widda boy get blarst.
  16. Cuzzo of sleepwhat page is your summary?
  17. I honestly though it was gonna say "f*cking pissed off I'm not even mixed"still lol'd though.
  18. By looking at my pocket watch i'd say..it's never a chakz time out ere imoRide past shorty light skin with no melaninShirt look like somebody stuffed two melons inWhere did you get the watch from styler.
  19. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_monsterTTKKCome Judgement Day I know who I'm worshipping.
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