Alexandre Pato

LMAO

ON THE YELLOW BAR ITS SAYING " THERE HAS BEEN 2 ENCOUNTERS OF METEROIDS HITTING SAN JOSE AND NEW MEXICO "

f*ck SAKE STOP BEING PRICKS , CAN I SEE THE MOON FROM HERE , WHERE IS THE MOON AND WHENS THE ELICPS OVER ?

Isit on t.v or anything , i dont want to miss it !

I really don't like it , I think theres something wrong because everythings going abit quickerI might try e-mailing some scientist's to confirm that my thoughts are nonsense

Used to think like yeah 90's werent long back and was just few years on but f*ck me they are distant memories were breezing through the 2000's shiiitgoing tooo quick , need to slow this down abit

I'd rather the goverment had weed in the country for free but its got heroine in it and would put people off taking weed

Can i have Japanese option at the bottom as im learning JAPANASE and will help me in passing my course thanks

ENNI1 BEEN LINGFIELD RACEKORSE ?

brb getting a drink (y)

Thought of something yesterday while half alseep and it would solve so many problems and is the simplest thing ever , but I forgot what it was and now im pissed , how can i recover that memory please ?

STOP A BULLET IN YOUR FACE ?

MIGHT ASWELL f*ck IT* Never going to happen btw *

Not funny mate BANG OUT OF ORDER THIS IS !

arsenal being best team in the world for past 6 years

the proudest moment of your vip2 career ,well done mate

Was the last time i had an alcholic drink , Used to drink about 5 days a week heavily and think i have done well considering no help.I just seen some old foes and still in the same sh*t , i feel good i left them in the warp and moved onto greatnesssafe

AINT HARD ISIT , SOMEONE COMES WITH YOU WITH A KNIFEJUST ACT DUMB AND BACK AWAY ABIT AND SAY IM SORRY ILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING WHEN THEY DROP THERE GUARD JUST SMACK THEM , TAKE THE KNIFE OFF THE FLOOR AND RUNNOT f*ckING HARD ISIT , OVER HYPED SITUATIONNOW WITH A GUN................. DIFFERENT STORY

Have left london for coastal areas in the last 2 years .Is London THAT bad ? Who do we blame ? grime ?

THIS sh*t SUCKS FISH SCALESGET A JOB AND f*ckING f*ck OFF YOU sh*t c*nt

LMFAO X100 @ YOUd*ck RUSTLER

LMFAOLMAO X100THREAD GOT MOCKEDDDDDD

YOUR PROBLEM IS YOUR sh*t GIVE UP AND GET RELEGATED , DO THE PREM A FAVOURFED UP OF YOUR BORING HYPE LIKE YOU'VE WON SOMETHING IN THE LAST 44 YEARS

BRAP BRAP BRAP

NEVER HAS THERE BEEN A PLAYER LIKE HIM , DROGBA + HENRY = ADEBAYOR