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Ashman

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  1. Sorry for an attention seeking topic but f*ck IT!! 28 TODAY!! Woooooop Woooooooop! Man, I been on these forums too long! I swear I should have a pensioner avatar or some kind of loyalty bonus???
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-blvFl8F010&feature=player_embedded#
  3. Bitches don't have stamina these days. They get sore and start whinging. It's f*ck*ng irritating to say the least.Yeah I didn't wanna boast true say but she was surprised at how big I was and that's why she said it to me. Didn't wanna boast though cause heads think I lost my V and sh*t cause I had THE BEST SEX OF MY f*ck*ng LIFE! whilst they are still going through their mums draws and sniffing her knickers.U say that as if its something u used to do.. Why would u even think to do this tho really? Very poor choice of words imhoNot really.. more the fact that I know a lot of skag heads that probably did this and my assumptions of most people on this forum are exactly that.
  4. I'm not gonna lie to you.. My ex beans begged to do it to me so one day, I allowed it.. I shat myself and was so embarrassed that I couldn't leave the toilet. Waited for her to fall asleep and ducked out.
  5. Bitches don't have stamina these days. They get sore and start whinging. It's f*ck*ng irritating to say the least.Yeah I didn't wanna boast true say but she was surprised at how big I was and that's why she said it to me. Didn't wanna boast though cause heads think I lost my V and sh*t cause I had THE BEST SEX OF MY f*ck*ng LIFE! whilst they are still going through their mums draws and sniffing her knickers.
  6. I am not going to lie, last night, I had the best sex of my life. Did so many positions, it was like we were playing twister and everything was just to the T of what I could have expected. Only thing I hate is when it is going on a bit and they're like "I want you to cum" and I'm like "errrm hello? WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO!"Body was tick, curved just magnificanto! Man, I need another hit. (sound like a crachead now)
  7. I'm not gonna lie now, most girl I been with are sweet to give me head but never want it in return = happy days.I think it is a sign of dominance that they like. If a man bowcat, they will be walking on him like she is the Queen walking on her red carpet. I'm not saying never lick the pum, but I'm saying, time and place. Make her beg so she knows you ain't her bitch.My opinion of course.
  8. The song is sh*t. Riddim is alright. The hoe can't sing.
  9. He is asking, R U gonna Bang doe?
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