Ashman

There's this one on Old Kent Road called 666 or something like that and they want £60 for a blow job (with a condom on) and like £100 for sex. What kind of inflation is that? Head with a condom on? even sex with a condom on you can hardly feel f*ck all! f*ck*ng rip offs the lot of them. That's why I believe in Communism because I believe the working class should be entitlled to as much sex as they want and the girls should then go back into the community for others.

Yeah sorry, next time I will put some jerk on it innit to please all you fake jammos.

How was it dry? It was quite juicy actually.

f*ck*ng idiots!! Same man dem eating out of Morleys and loving their chicken trying to tell me about this chicken not having arse crumbs on it to make it look better. Tasted munch!! My tongue has flavour, maybe if most you mans mouth's weren't so dry, you wouldn't need seasoning to taste the chicken! doughnuts.

You know I had a fat munch!!!

I am more likely to go with women with kids because I have kids too! It's just easier and works well both ways.

Femmex was actually right. I just been playing it cool

She is on it now

The thing is, I'm not with her. We are not officially in a relationship as of yet.

My intentions are honorable. Girlfriend material. She says however, she ain't really ready for a relationship as she is a single parent as well and has come pretty content with her being a 2 unit. However, we have banged. She wants to go out with me somewhere this weekend to spend some time with me, as she has said she loves spending time with me and also says she likes me too. I just don't know sometimes if she is coming or going. She says we can't just jump into a relationship without getting to know one another first (which I strongly agree) but we have slept together twice already. So, ummm am pretty confused. riiiiightYeah, my thoughts exactly. It's just confusing me tbh.

Yeah but I am a single parent too with not one child, but two who I have with me full time.

My intentions are honorable. Girlfriend material. She says however, she ain't really ready for a relationship as she is a single parent as well and has come pretty content with her being a 2 unit. However, we have banged. She wants to go out with me somewhere this weekend to spend some time with me, as she has said she loves spending time with me and also says she likes me too. I just don't know sometimes if she is coming or going. She says we can't just jump into a relationship without getting to know one another first (which I strongly agree) but we have slept together twice already. So, ummm am pretty confused.Sounds your just hitting a quite reasonable wall of defense.Meaning? there is a good chance of this working? or she is just using me?

Ex is an ex for a reason. Once me touch der, me na go back!

My intentions are honorable. Girlfriend material. She says however, she ain't really ready for a relationship as she is a single parent as well and has come pretty content with her being a 2 unit. However, we have banged. She wants to go out with me somewhere this weekend to spend some time with me, as she has said she loves spending time with me and also says she likes me too. I just don't know sometimes if she is coming or going. She says we can't just jump into a relationship without getting to know one another first (which I strongly agree) but we have slept together twice already. So, ummm am pretty confused.

Tbh mate I know you get the urge toBut never let a girl see you have feelingsNever show them to her except in beif glimpsesDont confide emotional or personal secrets because it will backfireJust be a wall of stone tbhAlso make sure you dont get too connected/attatched to herIt'll only hurt more when it goes tits upYeah man, sound advice. Safe.

yeah but she seems into me. When she has ben cold to me, I just say cool and then start going on cold myself and then she wants to know.

To be fair, I consider myself to be a nice guy. I don't cheat, I always compliment the girl, surprise her to treats; I'm a very good listener and probably listen more than I talk; I can be sensitive and also show my love very well. However, this never got me nowhere. It still hasn't. I said to myself, I ain't gonna change who I am, but the girl you are talking about that wants all these things don't exist. I have decided that there is no other way than to be shallow. That's not my doing, that's because most girls bullshit and beg for a nice guy, then when they get him, they abuse it. So I say f*ck em. Today is a new me.

I would prefer if they had the same name tbh. Least that way, when it's early days and I accidently slip up and call her one of my ex's name, she wont be pissed at me. It's not like it is intended, it's just you are so used to saying a certain name and then things change.

Interesting. So what do they wanna know about then?

Something that really pisses me off. I hate it when you try open up sometimes and the other person goes on cold. Straight turn off. Has anyone else been on the receiving end of pure coldness? what was it like for you? or even if you are generally a cold person yourself, what's your reasoning?

Look, this could be very tricky for us. We have strong ties with America and considering in the past i.e. the Gulf war, no one in europe wanted to know. We had no choice but to back America because lets face it, we have strong trading connections with them. The EU will not be happy if we continue to do this and it wont be long until we are asked to pick sides between Europe and America. However, if Turkey become a member state, as I have said many a time, I am f*ck*ng off to America to live my life. I love Turkish people, know so many, but if we are to consider their population AND lets be real for a second, don't underestimate the Turks as the Turks are the mafia! they do not f*ck around for one second and if we are gonna be flooded with Turkish people in London, it's game over. That's all I am gonna say.

It wont last long. Don't worry people. As soon as I make it into parliament, I am gonna rescue Britain once and for all.

Although I do quite agree with O.man. I am an open minded guy but you know sometimes, it's just about having some participation within the system. Neo didn't save the people from outside the matrix did he?

Innit doe!But don't worry, these man don't spoil my joy. They are the type of brehs that been wearing the same 110s for 2 years and still live with their mums. Bet they celebrate their birthdays too. Hypocrites TBH.

I suppose the same could be said about Islam then and every other thing you celebrate!! You must be some boring bredda. It's an excuse for a piss up and bare girls to give me kiss on cheek and hug me and also for my parents and family to give me some cash and recognition. YOU pessimistic son of a bitch!!