Syphilis King

Too sh*t to see.I aint paying to see 3 episodes of the Simpsons.

A Neapolitan Mastiff.They go for anything between ã900 and ã1200.Chihuahua, they go for the prices above too, I was going to buy one crossed with a Pekinese last month but it was too far away.Designer breed called a Puggle, it's a cross between a Pug and a Beagle. They're a small breed, I think they are lovely but I wouldn't pay sh*t loads of money (ã500-ã1000) breeders are asking for, for a crossbreed, not even reconised by the kennel club.I've already got a white American Bulldog x Pitt (Britney) and a brindle Staff (Chilli).

Well, I'm stupid and am going to need falsies by the time I'm 35.There is all sorts in tap water, fluride is good, people who drink bottled water usually have the worst teeth (according to "scientists", so I don't know what you make of that). Tap water has been through at least 7 peoples bodies by the time it is in your glass - this don't even include animals.So imagine, you could be drinking something which is from a Somalian. EEERRRRRRRRR.

Why?

Carpe took me to the cemetery earlier.I hope you've had a good wash sweetpea.

At first glance I thought she was chewing a STOCKING on his d*ck.

Are you queer mate?

I used to quite alot, my eyes used to roll back in to my head. According to my family anyway.

Carpe has small tings. LOL.

You LIAR.I was "f*ck me". I followed him.

I'm imagining the 10p bars.See, the nearest shop from our school was quite a walk, unless you went to the Texaco petrol station across the road and they didn't exactly sell a wide variety and if you couldn't be arsed to go to the ice cream van always parked outside at lunch in the summer you were pretty much f*cked. Worked in alot of peoples favour though.

Chloe - Saberton.Ceazy - Saberfrost.Syphilis King - Wild Wing.

We didn't have a tuck shop.

They were f*cking rubbish I'd agree with you there. If you had a bunch of Astro Belts left over from lunchtime and took them out to eat right before afternoon registration, there was always a flock of other kids "I beg you sell me one" and you'd get sometimes double what you paid. It came a bit like an auction room taking the highest bid.Fake sponsorship was the one though. When the "Help The Aged" sponsorship forms went round I'd always make sure I grabbed a small pile, take them up Barn Hill where the rich people live and start collecting.

A handful of about 10 would. Especially if you pulled them out in class infront of several desperate kids.

I had loads.Spending a day stealing items from shopping centres - some of which I would sell to some woman who had about 12 kids, then time to go home I would tell randoms I lost my bus fair home and would collect 40p from every person, usually old ladies gave me a whole quid. I was about 10 then.I also used to wash cars with my neighbour. We knocked on random peoples doors and performed, we even made up a whole song and dance routine when people opened their doors to ask if they wanted their car washed for a fiver. It was so funny, I can't believe I was dancing on peoples doors.In high school, I used to buy those sherbet straws and sell them on for up to 50p.

I don't shout, I remain totally calm in my voice and no one has EVER EVER won a face to face argument with me. I do hit though.Only lasts about an hour. I'm a bit of a Jeckyll and Hyde so I will just switch into niceness after usually. My partner knows what to expect.

I have an overbite. So I do look like a Simpson. Oh and I'm kind of yellowish.

Why? Wasn't the fact his wifey cheated on him with a wooden legged MC enough?

And what are "Buffalo Wings"? I usually eat them when I go Chiquito and they just looked and tasted like standard chicken wings to me. I HOPE they are not something else.

Sorry, I have to get my chicken foot soup picture out again.You really have issues if you would gladly eat this witches broth.

LOL, I would wear a tee with a hot turd on it.

I had a six pack, only four showed up but I could feel the other two. I too was an athlete, 100m, 200m, 1500m and cross country was me. Fastest girl in my school and always represented my school. IMO, that woman looks like a lesbian, a hardcore p*ssy eater and I know enough of them to make such a statement.

Ant powder, it's like ã2 from Asda, you just sprinkle it everywhere and HUNDREDS of ants come out of every crevace start eating the sh*t and dying there and then. It's so funny.

Sushi contains worms. It is, indeed, very sick.