Syphilis King

I doubt they can photoshop HD yet.Nah it aint photoshopped, if it was they would have photoshopped her facial hair that blondies get.Brown moustache > Blonde cheek hair.Very pretty though!

Do you sometimes overspend?

It is Ceazy.Malikas kid didn't have the chance to mutilate her p*ssy as the stupid cuntish kid aborted itself at 4 months. SILLY.

LOL at being 20+ and hanging about in a group of 30 to rob a kid.

I used to singe them with a deodourant and a lighter.Don't order takeaways whilst these cunts are about neither. I ordered Chinese and there were two in my Chow Mein. Put me off for life.

Well what are you lookin for a badge or r u lookin for some twat to say "Corr mate u must be minted,U pay ã7 for a box of cereal ur a nutta"Making stupid comments like that tryin to make ure self out as if ure flossin is jst a complete mistake in itself Who r u tryin to impress?I think you had better re-read the thread.I simply asked how much they were going for in Selfridges as I've been paying ã7 a box for them. (Hoping they were cheaper than what I've been paying).Am I flossing though? Compared to a majority of members even those that work for it? HELL YES LMAO.

Boxes of flavoured maggots? No.

I better start getting the felt tips out...

I've always been subjected to sh*t, it's about time I started giving others their karma.

Accra, he don't live with me. He bought me a couple of boxes, I didn't tell him that they came, when they did I was having like 4-5 bowls in a row.I kept it to myself. He was pissed though.

"Jookie Mundos birthday bash"

The average chocolate bar contains at least 8 insect legs - I read that in a book based on these facts.Fathers tend to determine the height of their children, the mother determines the weight. (in this case my son looks forward to being 6'2'' and really skinny - a total lanky streak of piss)Dogs mouths are cleaner than the average childs hands.A cockroach can still live for weeks without its HEAD.An average of 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day throughout the world.

I'm a sucker, I buy Lucky Charms at ã7 a box from an American food supplier online.I want to know if they're cheaper in Selfridges. I have alot of time on my hands.

This shouldn't apply to immigrants though.

I've looked EVERYWHERE!They're gone, I'm telling you, Asda aint got them, Tesco say they don't sell them anymore and I haven't seen them in ages, I also remember Shaian making a topic announcing they were gone too.Anyone know WHY? Are fatties to blame again?

If we're talking outside of school, I broke my sisters ex girlfriends nose and ripped her earring out, it was nasty, there was a slit on the ear lobe. I nearly stomped her head too but my dad came outside and pulled me away whilst everyone watched. The embarassment.I also stabbed an ex boyfriend in the neck and shoulder in a row over a sausage. I didn't mean to, I was just threatening him with a kitchen knife and I kind of slipped and scarred him for life. That's why you shouldn't f*ck around with knives.The same ex also lost a giant chunk of his finger after he picked up a fan (with its blades rotating and a broken grill) to throw at me. OK, I didn't exactly cause the damage but I've got a sharp tongue which caused him to draw for the fan.

They don't even sell Golden Grahams anymore. That was my second favourite to Lucky Charms. How much do they go for in Selfridges? Anyone know?

Lucky Charms beat anything else. Unfortunatly this country had to pull them off the shelves because like McDonalds they were to blame for dirty fat children whose parents can't say NO.I've just finished my last box of them.

pops caught 2 the other nite with 1 of emhe said trick is to leave em there for a day and the others always come to help lolwot happend with urs?I caught ONE the other night after seeing a mouse peering down at me on my bed from the top of my curtains, I tried to get it in my hands but it took some suicide jump and ran away, managed to catch it that night though on the sticky sh*t.It was alive for TWO WHOLE DAYS, I felt so sorry for it I was going to hammer its head so it would die quick instead of suffer starvation torture, in the end I didn't have the heart so I just ripped it off with the help of some scissors and let it free outside, even though it couldn't go far all its legs were broken, I think it rolled down the drain. I felt so mean.What the hell do you do? Do you just LEAVE THEM THERE? To wither in hunger and die?!?!

I've learnt NEVER AGAIN to use a "glue mouse trap".

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!

I actually saw a DEAD GRANNY in a crowded Eailing Broadway being pushed around in her wheelchair, she was all f*cking blue with brown sh*t coming out of her mouth which was wide open and her eye balls were rolled back. I was about 11 and with my dad, I told him about the dead woman in the wheelchair and he just dragged me off and told me not to look. The woman pushing the wheelchair must have been in shock when she realised she was pushing round a dead granny in a shopping centre.

I knocked out Sharon Wilkinsons two front teeth because she bit my arm.

Chicken Kievs, I was once eating them whilst chatting in "TeenChat" about 6 years ago and I announced I was eating my dinner, as I did someone called SCOT LAD 15 said he will "cum on my chips" and as I read it my fork burst the chicken kiev and all the white garlic sauce poured over my CHIPS.I've never eaten at the computer since.

lolguy how does it feel?