General Mac

Hos - just go savage on them, they know the score, usually the slags give you the baitest signals. Partner - depends on her mood, several approaches. Usually if your partners horny they have more forward approach like just jump on you or grab you.

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Di snowcaine beef..........

Heatings on maximum...... Wonders if di weed mandem are operating

And its stopped lol. Farringdon sides. Bare packed Sainsburys bags as I look out the window....... Ooo its back on again. Just clocked, its gonna be peak at home time, dons wearing shoes gonna be slipping and sliding all over the place like some penguin....

Fucking weatherman, mutha fucka been getting paid to lie since day one. Fully didn't want to be at work and man got in way early at 8:30...... Second person in the office...... Better seen some damn snow at midday

No thank you to all that. I ring up my local Pembury Tavern chef to fix me a 10oz extra mature rib eye steak with seasonal salad or prime beef burger served in pizza bread or egg taglioni pasta with fresh white crab meat, chorizo galliego, chilli and tomato

Mi amigo. No, gracias, se ve falso.

Next stop is the chesty cough. Fucking horrible man.....

If I'm going to the kitchen I ask people on my pod if they want something to drink, my pod has 8 heads so its a minor. But last month I lost a bet and had to make shit for 40 mutha fuckaz, that day was fucked. People would deliberately ask for green tea, peppermint tea, dark, light, smooth coffee, water, glasses of milk, hot chocolate..... I'd make 8 trips each time. I know they enjoyed it too coz of the bus boy jokes. Fuckers. Never again am I betting

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Ahqhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's got to be the funniest shit I've read in a while. Safe for that fam

Well they would rather an Asian than a black. Her sister is married to a Bengali guy. But their marriage has conditions. Her dad made him sign something to say that he is never to take her and to bangladesh...... Their marriage to be honest has so many restrictions its almost pointless.

My salary review is 1st March, I'm looking to enter new brackets ffs

Firstly, just wanna give you props for disclosing all of that. Must've been a madness to go through & I know you haven't even given the full details. Question though, surely there wasn't an actually issue with your relationship or even the concept of a long-term relationship. From what you're saying, the core of problem was with her family being unsupportive. Struggling to understand how THEIR prejudice could put you off your own views on long-term relationships. I am trying not to have negative views on long term relationships but after 7 years of full blown dedication and maximum effort one can be disheartened. It was like a marriage, we went through what an average married couple go through. From having QN abortion we did not want to go through to having joint ventures to her being welcomed to my family as a queen. Some of my family even told her if its that bad we will be your new family and protect you. Its wild how things turn.

mate. There is no need to talk about black people like that. Every race has its fair share of scum. We, black folks have over many years been the target by the media. And majority of the time Arab women and women of other cultures are attracted to us because we do not come with harsh ideologies and strictness. I am not saying all but Arab men tend to be very constricting and strict hence Arab women opting for men outside their culture. We give freedom and a notion of independence. I'm not saying it is right but I'm sorry, if you do not want your daughters going for anything but Arab, do not raise them in the he western world where freedoms and choices are in abundance. These girls are submissive and adhering when they are in the confines of their homes but totally different when away from home. Its a tough life for them but then men like me suffer because of this. Openly saying you would go nuts if your daughter brings back a black man is just down right wrong especially as you reside in one of the most culturally, racially diverse cities in the world. It should be about the individual not about their skin colour. I've heard of Arab fathers opting for their daughter to marry a less educated and successful man due to him being Arab over a well of educated non Arab man. It astounds me.

In retrospect though, why do these Arab women go for black guys or guys who are not of the same cloth fully knowing their family would not have it? I mean with my ex she didn't adhere to her culture or religion, then only time she followed it was during family holidays or religious gatherings. All a lie. I guess these are the cards I have been dealt, to forever attract women who have no future with me. Its like mans designed to give them heaven and then it all evaporates.

More or less, was about to pop the question after my birthday. Both of us are to blame for the break up, been a few months so you never know. It does seem I had to adapt my life to suit hers, especially when she became more religious. I think that is a trait of all women, they are selfish and when they decide to change fundamental things in a relationship they will not take you into consideration. It is sad though as I was ready to settle down (as per what you guys know from my comments on here and the creampie shit was partly my desire to breed offspring). Yes, CSB on my part. The part about women changing and not giving a fuck. So true. My boys girl done a 360 on him 2 years back after a 4 year relationship. My man had to be referred to psychologists coz he just went out of control. Damn. I understand you though, I was fully ready for the settle down too, ring shopping and all but back of mind fully knowing this has a 40% survival rate. Gentlemen, LOVE is dangerous. Be careful out there.

My sisters exact words...... You'd be surprised how bad it can get. Like I said previously, some people have lost their lives over situations like this. I do apologise if I am bombarding you man today but I woke up feeling like a bus ran me over and just been an emotional day. Normal verbal service will resume soon....

The thing is a few people warned me that it would not work out but that love is blind thing is true stories. I should have know when it was PAIN to walk down edgware road, all the men looking at me like if I see you in a dark alley way I'd castrate you. No harm having hope though, funny though because my own mother is gutted its over, constantly like she was the most beautiful thing and how our kids would have been something else. Her friends don't make it easy either, messaging and calling me talking about fight for her we don't like seeing her like this. The pain was too incredible when she came to take her stuff...... Wow I've never held back tears like that before.

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Its deeper than that but of course certain things I will not disclose. A month after the break up she resorted to partying and drinking in secret, sneaking bottles into the house, developing insomnia and being a bitch to me to try and recover. The other day via text she said she is finding it hard to be herself and how happiness is only with me but can not take the flack from her parents. Currently she is staying at her sisters and her sister is like you gave her everything and she can't cope without you I don't know what to do. My own mother is like arrange a meeting with her family to discuss because it could turn you into something horrible and her into some thing worse because she has far more restrictions and has been isolated. I hate this burden man, like when she takes shots at me I'm thinking what the hell have I done but I guess that's her way of trying to recover. She says she has no intention of marrying an Arab because she is not a believer and she does not like the restrictions. Its like because of my commitment I am now suffering for what her parents are doing. We have broken up before for a bit before for the same reason and got back together secretly but this time it feels so official that I worry about what may transpire in our lives as time passes. They day you don't choose who you fall for, so true that. Unfortunately for me, I wasn't lucky. I read shit sometimes and people from her background have died from such situations, I would not want that on me. Some of my family say take the anger and frustration from her but get her back and just vanish. I can't live knowing my woman is with me and has no family. Who can live with that. As for her seeing anybody else, well, she is human so maybe but hey. Such a complex situation its very hard to explain in order. Love hey, what a hard thing when differences of that scale are involved. Worse when certain things tie you together and communication is a must. So hard

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I did but after seven years of bliss and it all crumbled because of religion, culture and family differences.... Automatic NO from now. I was even in the process of converting to Islam for the sake of love but to my realisation, no matter how devout and committed you are, Arab parents will never accept a black man marrying their daughter. We had support from her friends, sister and sisters husband but four days before my 25th birthday she couldn't take the insults and threats from her family so she opted out of the relationship. At one point she considered running away with me to start up our life but in reality that wasn't going to happen. 6 months have passed and she still calls to say how miserable and lonely she is and how she still loves me but feels she is falling out of love due to the continuous insults even though we are not together. She is being brainwashed to the point that she is becoming quite resentful. So yes gentlemen, I was a believer but now I'm 25 heading for 26, I envisage myself being alone and not getting married. My parents were together nearly 30 years but recently divorced, makes me think every relationship has an expiry date. So, for those that were curious about my bitterness before, this is my story. This should by no means dishearten anybody from believing that it can happen. The love was intense that I can't see my heart opening up to another ever again, as they say, if you still think about someone months and years on, you are forever chained to that person and any other would be a lie. Cheers gents. Back to my pint

When I was unemployed 2 Now I've been at informa PLC for years........ 8 to 10