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El Nino

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  1. the muggers were 1 somalian & 1 black breh, & i was casually walking down to the bus stop with 3 of my bredrins (2 blacks brehs & an Arab yatty), when 1 of my boys saw the black yout getting jacked & said to us "oi come we see wha gwarn at the bus stop with that black yout", we all went charging towards them ready to save the breh, (bearing in mind the victim was only 12-years-old & the p*ssy muggers were like 19/20). me & the Arab yatty went for the Somalian, & my 2 black bredrins went for the black breh, but the pussyo muggers cut into some alley. the white breh that was jamming at the bus stop the whole time watching the poor black kid getting mugged, then i said to the white man "WTF are you doing just stood at the bus stop watching this kid getting mugged without helping him?", then white man replied "he's not my son so why shall i give a f*ck if he's getting mugged" then i replied "so if you were getting your head kicked in by some hooligans & you were shouting for help & no-one volunteered, how would you feel if they said "you're not my dad so why shall i help you" how would you like that eh?", then the white man shut up & quickly jumped on his bus. we called the ambulance quick-time & they took him away to the hospital, then we just went about our business. THE END.
  2. El Nino

    Eastenders

    it could be Jack's daughter still
  3. clock a yatty on her jack jones & straight kidnap ting TBH
  4. following fashion. the majority of converts to islam dont lead a religious lifestyle whatsoever. true that, some only convert cos their bredrin have done so, otherwise when i ask some convert brothers if they wanna come to the mosque with me for friday prayers, they usually say "nah im busy" or make up some lame excuse like that yeh most of these guys wouldnt last 5 minutes under shariah law. the funniest are muslim mc's talking about shotting shanking etc. so lost. lol their the non-religious Muslims, im not really religious but at least i get off my lethargic arse & make an effort to go mosque every friday, thats maybe the only contribution i make towards Islam, oh & i fast every now & then during Ramadhan. but most of these convert brothers lose interest in Islam after a month or so, even during Ramadhan they say their on fasting all 30 days, but on the 1st day i see them munching pork sausages on the sly, & i think to myself "why did you convert to Islam if you dont even follow the rules, are you just tryna give Islam a bad reputation?"
  5. why are people still posting in this absolute pointless excuse of a thread?
  6. they were mugging him, but as soon as they saw me running their way ready to fly kick them, they all cut like fassys, & some dumb white man was just stood there laughing the whole time doing f*ck all, disgraceful
  7. some breh got moved to at this bus stop today, the victim got left on the floor all battered & bruised, & i think all they were after was his oyster card, pretty pathetic if you ask me
  8. ok cool, but why do people think im this moist 'polow' breh?
  9. LOL WHO EVER THE f*ck 'POLOW' IS, IM NOT HIM! IM EL NINO FFS
  10. lol f*ck no! im someone else mate
  11. find out where he lives at headtop him
  12. i beg someone leng down this D Block London breh, hes full of verbal diarrhoea
  13. someone hot up this fassyo
  14. following fashion. the majority of converts to islam dont lead a religious lifestyle whatsoever. true that, some only convert cos their bredrin have done so, otherwise when i ask some convert brothers if they wanna come to the mosque with me for friday prayers, they usually say "nah im busy" or make up some lame excuse like that
  15. *walks in thread* *sees its about Ghanaians & Jamaicans* *reads abit further* *& sees this gassed up breh is bad-mouthing Pakistanis* *i have to back my country* ARE YOU CRAZY CUZ!? ARE YOU LOOKING TO GET YOUR HEADTOP LIFT? US MAN OWN THE WORLDS MOST DEADLIEST NUCLEAR BOMBS!
  16. but its part of Barnet council which is North LDN, but for some gassed reason Mill Hill's postal code is NW
  17. add as much hype to the story as you can bruh (within reason ofcourse)
  18. Luis Fabiano is a hitman upfront, hes my best bet
  19. Hull can kiss goodbye to the Prem for ever now, with Ian Dowie as their new boss, their DEFINITELY going down this season, they need someone like Jose Mourinho as their boss if they really wanna survive (which i never see happening)
  20. a nine point deduction wont make them pay up any quicker, Pompey are like a Championship team anyway so no-one gives a toss about them getting relegated tbh, im just waiting for Newcastle to come back up into the Premier League, the way there killing off teams in that division is too much
  21. 1st) JT bones his best friends missus & thinks its cool to shake Wayne Bridge's hand before the match, & deservedly got aired 2nd) he runs over a security guard outside his OWN football club like a right bell-end, not even outside another clubs ground you know lol i can see whats gonna happen next with John Terry, he gonna do a Dodi & Diana, & when he does ill piss all over the cunts grave!
  22. i bet the 'police officer' (most probs a hooker) was dressed like that on purpose to sexually arouse the breh, he got over happz & whipped out the conda, starting d*ckslapping her on roads, then a genuine fed probably walked pass & thought the breh was sexually abusing a fellow copper, & knicked him
  23. i prefer it when Louis Theroux does his equivalent of Ross Kemp's 'on gang' programme, it used to come on BBC2 on sundays, he used to travel all around USA looking at the hardest strips
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