Project Mayhem

LOOOOL U MADEEEE THIS UP OR THIS IS THE WINNER Bait fake. I'm not sad enough to make something like that up. Unfortunately, it happened.

LOOOOL U MADEEEE THIS UP OR THIS IS THE WINNER I wish I had! Had to sit in there for 10 minutes to make sure she'd definitely left and I didn't have to face her at the sinks. My face still burns up when I remember it.

Haha at some of these. A couple of years back I went into the toilets at the station, walked in at the same time as this woman. Smiled at each other, and went into neighbouring cubicles. Been in there about 20 seconds, when the woman says "hello". So I'm sat there, a bit unsure, but answer, "Hi". Then she says "so how are you?". At this point I was thinking who is this mad woman, but didn't want to seem rude so I said "I'm OK thanks, yourself?" Could have died when she then said: "Hang on mate, I'll talk to you later. Some weirdo in the toilet keeps trying to talk to me over the f*ck*ng wall." Who the hell sits in a public toilet on their mobile?!

Plus you must be googling 'men and horses'. Which is just weird.

You've tried to drag the joke out for too long now. Making a topic on a barely smile worthy post in another thread has resulted in this becoming overkill.

She's probably about 54 and is with some guy called DelroyShut up you d*ckhead c*nt i wasnt even talking to youLOL so she is a Great Grandmother (of sorts) before she has hit 60? Jesus Christ.LOL yea, i quite often have to end up explaining she is my stepnan coz people are like How old is your Grandfather then? Just trying to work out the family dynamics here.

She's probably about 54 and is with some guy called DelroyShut up you d*ckhead c*nt i wasnt even talking to youLOL so she is a Great Grandmother (of sorts) before she has hit 60? Jesus Christ.

Watch them lose against Arsenal? Oh wait....Arsenal didn't finish in the top 2 did they. Silly me, my mistake. I'm working the entire weekend. Fun times.

Your nan has a BB? How old is she?

Nah that was some guy she met after the baby, whilst she was penniless and living in a hostel. Blatantly on the game.

And extremely transparent. Most girls know this is the sign of a guilty conscience (hell, a lot of girls have probably said it themselves)

He sounds like Buddy the Elf

The note at the top of the 1 as it goes down doesn't even look english.

You been to the gym yet today SoCo?

I love tattoos, but that looks vile. Worst bit is she's actually pretty.